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But I'm a Cheerleader Quotes

But I'm a Cheerleader is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . But I'm a Cheerleader stopped airing in 1970.

It features Leanna Creel; Andrea Sperling as producer, Pat Irwin in charge of musical score, and Jules Labarthe as head of cinematography.

But I'm a Cheerleader is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of But I'm a Cheerleader is 85 minutes, and 92 minutes long. But I'm a Cheerleader is distributed by Lionsgate Films.

The cast includes: Natasha Lyonne as Megan, Joel Michaely as Joel, Douglas Spain as Andre, Cathy Moriarty as Mary, Clea DuVall as Graham, Melanie Lynskey as Hilary, Dante Basco as Dolph, Katharine Towne as Sinead, Kip Pardue as Clayton Dunn, Katrina Phillips as Jan, RuPaul as Mike, Wesley Mann as Lloyd, and Richard Moll as Larry.

But I'm a Cheerleader Quotes

Clea DuVall as Graham

  • (Clea DuVall) "What, would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death, or are you running low on batteries?"
  • (Clea DuVall) "You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "How'd YOU end up here?"
  • (Clea DuVall) "I got caught."
  • (Clea DuVall) "I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot."
  • (Clea DuVall) "Megan, it's not what you think."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "That's why we came here, right? So you could be yourself."
  • (Clea DuVall) "I don't like Sinead that way."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Which way is that, clothed?"
  • (Clea DuVall) "We weren't doing anything."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Oh, when you were going like this, you weren't doing anything."
  • (Clea DuVall) "No we, I wasn't, I wasn't doing that."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "It doesn't matter."
  • (Clea DuVall) "Why are you freaking out?"
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "It's none of my bussiness. Do what you want."
  • (Clea DuVall) "You want me to do what I want?"
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "I could care less."
  • (Clea DuVall) "What I really want?"
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Screw you.-"
  • (Clea DuVall) "I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as f***ing pie aren't you?"

Katharine Towne as Sinead

  • (Katharine Towne) "If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled."
  • (Katharine Towne) "I'm Sinead. I like pain. I'm a homosexual."

Natasha Lyonne as Megan

  • (Natasha Lyonne) "1,2,3,4, I won't take no anymore. 5,6,7,8; I want you to be my mate. 1,2,3,4; you're the one that I adore. 5,6,7,8; don't run from me cause this is fate."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "I'm not supposed to like you."
  • (Clea DuVall) "But?"
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "I wanna do that again."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar."
  • (Clea DuVall) "Well, where else would we go?"
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "I'm a homosexual."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "I'm a homosexual. I'm a homosexual. I'm a homosexual. Oh my god -- they were right. I'm a homo."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Congratulations, Megan. You have just taken your first step in your true direction."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "I'm a homosex --"
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Okay. Go on now. Don't worry, Megan. It's gonna be okay."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "No."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Here, put these on."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Oh my god -- they were right. I'm a homo. Oh, my god."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Your parents didn't stay very long."
  • (Clea DuVall) "Well, I imagine it gets uncomfortable sitting that long with a stick up your ass."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "I'm stuck on "5, 6, 7, 8, God is good -- ""
  • (Clea DuVall) ""God is straight.""
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Hey, that's good."

Melanie Lynskey as Hilary

  • (Melanie Lynskey) "It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?"
  • (Melanie Lynskey) "This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Inappropriate? Like swearing?"
  • (Clea DuVall) "No, inappropriate like f***ing."

Joel Michaely as Joel

  • (Joel Michaely) "I -- I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and -- and clean and smart -- and sexy and firm and luscious and --"
  • (Douglas Spain) "Excuse me. The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am."
  • (Joel Michaely) "What about foreplay?"
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "No. Foreplay is for sissies. Real men go in, unload and pull out."

Dante Basco as Dolph

  • (Dante Basco) "I'm doing this for you, not for Clayton."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Yeah, right."

Douglas Spain as Andre

  • (Douglas Spain) "She's just upset because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat."
  • (Douglas Spain) "Congratulations, liars. You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, s***."

Wesley Mann as Lloyd

  • (Wesley Mann) "We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end, it's up to you whether you choose to live a --"
  • (Richard Moll) "Lie."
  • (Wesley Mann) "Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden is really more what we're about."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "So you run like, the underground homo railroad."

RuPaul as Mike

  • (RuPaul) "Boys. Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports -- the whole weekend."

Cathy Moriarty as Mary

  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?"
  • (Douglas Spain) "s***, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything."
  • (Clea DuVall) "I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?"
  • (Clea DuVall) "We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham."
  • (Clea DuVall) "My mother got married in pants."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "All right, let's see, uh, Dolph."
  • (Dante Basco) "Too many locker room showers with the varsity team."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Hilary?"
  • (Melanie Lynskey) "Um, all girl boarding school."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Sinead."
  • (Katharine Towne) "I was born in France."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Clayton."
  • (Kip Pardue) "My mom let me play in her pumps."
  • (Katrina Phillips) "I like balls."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Why, thank you for that Jan."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Joel?"
  • (Joel Michaely) "Traumatic -- bris. So -- yeah."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Get out of bed. You hormonal hussy. I can't believe you did this. You were supposed to be the role model. Now, Get; Up; Right; Now."
  • (Cathy Moriarty) "It's your choice: you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke, or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life."

Katrina Phillips as Jan

  • (Katrina Phillips) "I mean, everybody thinks I'm this big dyke because -- 'cause I wear baggy pants, I play softball, and -- and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. I mean, I like guys. I can't help it. I just want a big fat wiener up my --"
  • (Douglas Spain) "Amen, sister."

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