Business School (The Office) Quotes

Business School (The Office) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Business School ended in 1970.

Business School (The Office) Quotes

• (Michael Scott) "What is the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?"
• (Dwight Schrute) ""Don't be an idiot." Changed my life."

• (Michael Scott) "A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students, and then, like, 12 other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. Really ruined eighth grade for us."

• (Michael Scott) "There are four kinds of business: tourism, food service, railroads, and sales."
• (Michael Scott) "And hospitals/manufacturing. And air travel."

• (Unnamed) "What do you say to a customer who wants to leave you for the convenience and savings of a nationwide chain?"
• (Michael Scott) "I say, "You will miss our service, and I absolutely guarantee you'll come back.""
• (Unnamed) "Has anyone ever come back?"
• (Michael Scott) "We don't want them back. They're stupid."

• (Dwight Schrute) "I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog."

• (Michael Scott) "Yeah, sure. You know business. Sitting up here in your ivory tower"
• (Michael Scott) "and your ebony tower."
• (Michael Scott) "Well, you know what? I tell you one thing: Dunder Mifflin is here to stay."
• (Unnamed) "But how can you compete against a company with the resources of a nationwide chain?"
• (Michael Scott) "David will always beat Goliath."
• (Unnamed) "But there's five Goliaths. There's Staples, OfficeMax --"
• (Michael Scott) "Yeah, yeah. You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America: Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning."

• (Unnamed) "How far has your Herfindahl Index declined since the merger?"
• (Michael Scott) "Nice try. How's your Polack-says-what Index?"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Michael Scott) "Thanks, Kowalski."

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