Bushwhacked (film) Quotes

Bushwhacked (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Bushwhacked ended its run in 1970.

It features Charles B. Wessler as producer, Bill Conti in charge of musical score, and Theo van de Sande as head of cinematography.

Bushwhacked (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bushwhacked (film) is 90 minutes long. Bushwhacked (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Michael P. Byrne as Fishman, Daniel Stern as Max, Blake Bashoff as Gordy, Max Goldblatt as Barnhill, Corey Carrier as Ralph, Janna Michaels as Kelsey, Michael Galeota as Dana, Brad Sullivan as Jack Erickson, Jon Polito as Agent Palmer, and Ann Dowd as Mrs. Patterson.

Bushwhacked (film) Quotes

Blake Bashoff as Gordy

• (Blake Bashoff) "My mom says the guy who's taking us has hiked all over the world."
• (Max Goldblatt) "I'm sure he won't be half as good as the guy me and my dad had on our trip to the Serengeti."
• (Corey Carrier) "Barnhill, if you're dad is so friggin' cool, then why isn't he our scout leader?"
• (Max Goldblatt) "Oh yeah. Spies have a lot of time for the scouts."

Daniel Stern as Max

• (Unnamed) "Grabelski. What the hell's going on? Some guy on TV said you killed somebody."
• (Daniel Stern) "I know, but it's not true. I was set up. I gotta know if there's another package for Timberline Inc., to Reinhart Bragdon."
• (Unnamed) "What the hell's Reinhart Bragdon got to do with anything?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Because that's the guy I killed."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, so you did kill somebody."
• (Daniel Stern) "No, I told you I was framed."

• (Daniel Stern) "Alright. Knock it off. What is that? We run and dance and sing and play?"
• (Blake Bashoff) "My mom kinda wrote the words."
• (Daniel Stern) "Well they suck. Okay?"

• (Daniel Stern) "Hey kid, how's it hanging? Alright, Gordy, I'm coming down to get you."
• (Blake Bashoff) "No. You don't know what you're doing."
• (Daniel Stern) "Of course I do. I'm the Lizard. Remember?"
• (Blake Bashoff) "You mean the Spider?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Right."

• (Daniel Stern) "Now you are going to pretend to be me."
• (Brad Sullivan) "Get yourself f***ed boy."
• (Daniel Stern) "Gimme that glue."
• (Brad Sullivan) "You still have a chance to be a FINE YOUNG SCOUT."
• (Daniel Stern) "WHERE IS THAT GLUE?"
• (Brad Sullivan) "Top pocket."
• (Daniel Stern) "Put your palms up"
• (Daniel Stern) "Now grab hold of the wheel."
• (Brad Sullivan) "ARE YOU NUTS?"
• (Daniel Stern) "I said grab the wheel. Come on, I have a gun for Christ sake."
• (Brad Sullivan) "You're going to pay for this mister"
• (Daniel Stern) "Now put your chin there"
• (Brad Sullivan) "You know this stuff is permanent."
• (Daniel Stern) "Do it."
• (Brad Sullivan) "Ohh sh -- Hey. I can't drive like this."
• (Daniel Stern) "Keep heading south and don't stop driving until you get to Mexico and I'm going to be right behind you the whole time"
• (Daniel Stern) "Don't try any funny and I'll blow your butt off, got it?"
• (Brad Sullivan) "Yeah I got it, keep driving, no funny stuff, blow butt off."
• (Daniel Stern) "Right."

• (Daniel Stern) "Shake your lizards, let 'em drain. Move your hips and --"
• (Everyone) "Spell your name."
• (Daniel Stern) "Send it straight, send it hard. Now a sword fight, go --"
• (Everyone) "On guard."
• (Daniel Stern) "Eat your veggies, eat your starches. Lean back boys --"
• (Everyone) "Golden arches."
• (Daniel Stern) "Alright. Now flip them and zip them and let's get going."

Michael P. Byrne as Fishman

• (Michael P. Byrne) "Sir, would it be ok if we called you Spider?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Why the h; - would you wanna call me that?"
• (Blake Bashoff) "Because it's your nick name."
• (Daniel Stern) "Well fine then. Call me Spider."
• (Michael P. Byrne) "Spider. Spider. Spider."
• (Daniel Stern) "WHAT?"
• (Michael P. Byrne) "How come your nick name's Spider?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Because I once killed a kid who called me Spider, one time too many."
• (Michael P. Byrne) "Yeah, but how could he call you Spider one time too many if your nick name wasn't already Spider?"

• (Michael P. Byrne) "Well guys, we gotta start a fire. Better start looking for pinecones."
• (Daniel Stern) "Pinecones?"
• (Michael P. Byrne) "It says in the manual, whenever your camp is surrounded by green wood, always use pinecones to start your fire."
• (Daniel Stern) "If the manual told you to stick your wiener in a light-socket, would you do it?"

• (Michael P. Byrne) "Ok, it's two longs and one short. No, no, no, stop. Stop wait. Two shorts and one long."
• (Max Goldblatt) "Oh great. What are we supposed to do, cross that letter out?"

Corey Carrier as Ralph

• (Corey Carrier) "Nice dolls."
• (Max Goldblatt) "Did you bring a pretty pink umbrella too, in case it starts to rain?"
• (Janna Michaels) "No, I figured we could all just crouch under a pair of your underwear and wait it out."

• (Corey Carrier) "Whoa. Whoa. Let me see. I bet you've never seen anything like this before, huh, Barnhill. You probably don't even know about the birds and the bees, you butthead."
• (Janna Michaels) "Oh, and you do?"
• (Corey Carrier) "Yeah. That's right, I do."
• (Janna Michaels) "Oh yeah? Go ahead and explain it to us."
• (Corey Carrier) "Well, I -- Uh, I know it's about making babies. And I know it takes a man and a woman to make it work right. And that they both have to go into a room. And they both take their shirts off."
• (Michael P. Byrne) "No. No, no, no. The man doesn't have to take his shirt off. Just the woman."

• (Corey Carrier) "We finally get to go on an overnight, and we end up at Grand Central Station."
• (Blake Bashoff) "It's better than my backyard."
• (Corey Carrier) "Not by much."

Max Goldblatt as Barnhill

• (Max Goldblatt) "Hey. Check it out. Len Strader's in her underwear."
• (Michael Galeota) "Let me see."
• (Max Goldblatt) "Sorry. She just ducked behind McClipman's house."
• (Michael Galeota) "Barnhill, you're such a liar."
• (Max Goldblatt) "You're such a shrimp."

• (Max Goldblatt) "Hey, Spider. We just pissed on some guy's head."

• (Unnamed) "Can I play too?"
• (Scouts) "AAAAHHHH."
• (Max Goldblatt) "Little kid, go home."
• (Blake Bashoff) "We're not playing, we're practicing."
• (Unnamed) "You guys are silly."

Ann Dowd as Mrs. Patterson

• (Unnamed) "What The Hell gave you the Right to take away Dana?"
• (Ann Dowd) "He had a permission slip like everyone else."
• (Unnamed) "You don't Know the Difference between my Signature and a little 10 year olds?"

Brad Sullivan as Jack Erickson

• (Brad Sullivan) "God bless those little scouts."
• (Jon Polito) "What? What do you see?"
• (Brad Sullivan) "Smoke signals. Right by the book."
• (Jon Polito) "Oh, yeah."
• (Brad Sullivan) "Well, almost."
• (Jon Polito) "What do they say?"
• (Brad Sullivan) "Belp. Belp."

• (Brad Sullivan) "You might say I'm the thin khaki line between morality and depravity."

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