Burn Notice Quotes

Burn Notice is a Espionage that debuted in 2007 on USA Network. Burn Notice stopped airing in 2013.

Burn Notice aired for 7 seasons and 111 + Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe episodes. It features Michael J. Wilson as producer, and John Dickson as composer. Burn Notice is executive produced by Matt Nix. Burn Notice is created by Matt Nix.

Burn Notice is recorded in English (language) and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Burn Notice is 42 minutes long. Burn Notice is produced by Flying Glass of Milk Productions (2008-13) and distributed by 20th Television.

Burn Notice Quotes

• (Michael Westen) "My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy, until --"
• (voice on phone) "We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted."
• (Michael Westen) "When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in."
• (Michael Westen) "Where am I?"
• (Fiona Glenanne) "Miami."
• (Michael Westen) "You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you:"
• (Michael Westen) "-- a trigger-happy ex-girlfriend --"
• (Fiona Glenanne) "Should we shoot them?"
• (Michael Westen) "-- an old friend who's informing on you to the FBI --"
• (Sam Axe) "You know spies: bunch of bitchy little girls."
• (Michael Westen) "-- family, too --"
• (Sam Axe) "Hey, is that your mom again?"
• (Michael Westen) "-- if you're desperate."
• (Madeline Westen) "Someone needs your help, Michael."
• (Michael Westen) "Bottom line: until you figure out who burned you, you're not going anywhere."

• (Michael Westen) "My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until --"
• (Unnamed) "We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted."
• (Michael Westen) "When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in."
• (Michael Westen) "Where am I?"
• (Fiona Glenanne) "Miami."
• (Michael Westen) "You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-girlfriend --"
• (Fiona Glenanne) "Shall we shoot them?"
• (Michael Westen) "An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI --"
• (Sam Axe) "You know spies -- bunch of bitchy little girls."
• (Michael Westen) "Family too --"
• (Sam Axe) "Hey, is that your Mom again?"
• (Michael Westen) "-- if you're desperate."
• (Madeline Westen) "Someone needs your help, Michael."
• (Michael Westen) "Bottom line? Until you figure out who burned you -- you're not going anywhere."

• (Sam Axe) "Evan. How's HankMed?"
• (Unnamed) "Forget HankMed. One word: "Spyami.""
• (Sam Axe) ""Spyami?""
• (Unnamed) "The future #1 spy-for-hire agency in all of South Florida."
• (Sam Axe) "Uh-huh?"
• (Unnamed) "Just imagine benches and T-shirts and coffee mugs. We're going to be rich but it's going to be amazing."
• (Sam Axe) "Oh no, I'm going into a canyon here in Miami."
• (Unnamed) "I'm going to call you right back. You stay right there. I'm going to call you right back."

• (Michael Westen) "Dear Dr. Hank, I understand you recently lost your job and had to find a new way to earn a living in an unfamiliar setting. I know exactly what that's like, so I've enclosed a few things that might come in handy: sunscreen, sunglasses, and a block of C-4 because you never know when you'll need a stable plastic explosive. Best of luck. Your pal, Michael Westen."

• (Fiona Glenanne) "Ah, damn, I missed it."
• (Unnamed) "You have a permit for that weapon?"
• (Fiona Glenanne) "What weapon?"
• (Unnamed) "The one right there."
• (Michael Westen) "That's a napkin."
• (Unnamed) "I can literally see it."
• (Fiona Glenanne) "Oh, that's my cellphone."
• (Unnamed) "Well, then what is that?"
• (Fiona Glenanne) "My other cellphone."
• (Michael Westen) "She's a big talker."
• (Fiona Glenanne) "Let's just pretend this never --"
• (Fiona Glenanne) "-- happened."
• (Unnamed) "Is that a grenade?"
• (Fiona Glenanne) "What grenade?"

• (Michael Westen) "My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy, until --"
• (voice on phone) "We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted."
• (Michael Westen) "When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in."
• (Michael Westen) "Where am I?"
• (Fiona Glenanne) "Miami."
• (Michael Westen) "You do whatever work comes your way."
• (Michael Westen) "You rely on anyone who's still talking to you:"
• (Michael Westen) "-- a trigger-happy girlfriend --"
• (Fiona Glenanne) "Should we shoot them?"
• (Michael Westen) "-- and old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI --"
• (Sam Axe) "You know spies: bunch of bitchy little girls."
• (Michael Westen) "-- family, too --"
• (Sam Axe) "Hey, is that your mom again?"
• (Michael Westen) "-- if you're desperate --"
• (Madeline Westen) "Someone needs your help, Michael."
• (Michael Westen) "-- and a down-and-out spy you met along the way."
• (Jesse Porter) "That's how we do it, people."
• (Michael Westen) "Bottom line: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere."

• (Unnamed) "It could be excessive blood loss or hypoglycemia. Are you on a diuretic?"
• (Sam Axe) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Perhaps it's even psychogenic polydipsia."
• (Sam Axe) "Oh?"
• (Unnamed) "Any one of those could be causing your excessive thirst."
• (Sam Axe) "I see."
• (Unnamed) "Here you go, sir."
• (Sam Axe) "Thank you."
• (Sam Axe) "Hey. What do you know? It's gone. It's like a miracle cure."
• (Unnamed) "Miraculous."
• (Sam Axe) "Doesn't mean it's stopped. Sammy's very sick."
• (Unnamed) "Is this how you usually pick up women?"
• (Sam Axe) "No, usually I just get 'em drunk. Waiter."

• (Michael Westen) "You say tomato, I say pimp."

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