Burglar (film) Quotes

Burglar (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Burglar stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Hirsh (producer) as producer, Sylvester Levay in charge of musical score, and William A. Fraker as head of cinematography.

Burglar (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Burglar (film) is 103 minutes long. Burglar (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Lesley Ann Warren as Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake, and Bobcat Goldthwait as Carl Hefler.

Burglar (film) Quotes

Lesley Ann Warren as Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake

• (Lesley Ann Warren) "There is a DISTINCT difference between killing someone and f***ing them."

Bobcat Goldthwait as Carl Hefler

• (Unnamed) "What'll it be?"
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Package delivery."
• (Unnamed) "For who?"
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "It just says "Mayday"."
• (Unnamed) "Here I'll take it."
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Ya gotta sign for it."
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Kay-no-bee -- K-noby. Is that like in Star Wars?"
• (Unnamed) "No idiot, it's "Knobby"."
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Oh. it's -- so it's like a nickname."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, I think maybe it's something like that."
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Well I'm gonna need your full name, please."
• (Unnamed) "Sorry --"
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Come on, it's the regulations."
• (Unnamed) "Hey f*** you, okay?"
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "f*** you? Thank you very much. I come here to give you a f***in' package and you decide to blow me s***?"
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you're my idea of a dream come true; takin' s*** from a dildo with ears?"
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "You know when I was like five I said, "Dad, Dad. Can I get a job where random f***in' s***heads blow me crap all day?" I'm gonna break you in f***in' half and use your head has a ballpoint."
• (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Now sign the god**** thing."

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