Bulletproof Monk Quotes

Bulletproof Monk is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Bulletproof Monk completed its run in 1970.

It features Charles Roven; Terence Chang; John Woo, and Douglas Segal as producer, Éric Serra in charge of musical score, and Stefan Czapsky as head of cinematography.

Bulletproof Monk is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bulletproof Monk is 104 minutes long. Bulletproof Monk is distributed by MGM Distribution Co..

The cast includes: Seann William Scott as Kar, Jaime King as Jade, Victoria Smurfit as Nina, Karel Roden as Strucker, Roger Yuan as Master Monk, and Mako Iwamatsu as Mr. Kojima.

Bulletproof Monk Quotes

Mako Iwamatsu as Mr. Kojima

• (Mako Iwamatsu) "And I am through taking your messages. My name is Kokijima. Not Sony, Sanyo, Toshiba."

Seann William Scott as Kar

• (Seann William Scott) "Hey, I like this. It's cool. It's comfy. It's fast acting. This stuff is great. What is it?"
• (Monk With No Name) "Homemade. From my own urine."
• (Seann William Scott) "That's disgusting."

• (Monk With No Name) "Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packages of just eight?"
• (Seann William Scott) "What the hell is that?"

• (Seann William Scott) "You can at least tell me why those guys were chasing you"
• (Monk With No Name) "All right."
• (Monk With No Name) "Let me put it in a language you will understand."
• (Seann William Scott) "ok"
• (Monk With No Name) "Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten while hot dog buns come in packages of just eight?"
• (Seann William Scott) "Wha. What the hell is that? You can't answer my question with another question, 'specially not one as stupid as that"
• (Monk With No Name) "When you attain the state of enlightenment that allows you to answer my question, I will answer yours"

• (Monk With No Name) "Air is as real as you and me. You have to step on it as if it were a stone, swim through it as if it were the sea. All you have to do is truly believe."
• (Seann William Scott) "Believe what, that the laws of gravity don't exist?"

• (Seann William Scott) "So, I figured it out, why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan so be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog."

Karel Roden as Strucker

• (Karel Roden) "I don't like monkeys."

Victoria Smurfit as Nina

• (Victoria Smurfit) "Tell me, deep inside, at the bottom of your soul, who would you rather be? The man about to be shot? Or the man about to do the shooting?"

Jaime King as Jade

• (Monk With No Name) "Somehow I sense he has potential."
• (Jaime King) "Really? I sense he's mostly full of s ."
• (Monk With No Name) "But rich manure can fertilize fields which will feed millions."

Roger Yuan as Master Monk

• (Roger Yuan) "You defeated an army of enemies while a flock of crane circled above. You battled for love in the palace of jade. You freed brothers you never knew with a family you never had."

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