Buffy the Vampire Slayer (season 7) Quotes

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a TV program that debuted in 2002 on UPN. Buffy the Vampire Slayer ended its run in 2003.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on for 22 episodes.

The cast includes: Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers, Emma Caulfield as Anya, Michelle Trachtenberg as Dawn Summers, Alyson Hannigan as Willow Rosenberg, Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris, James Marsters as Spike, and Alyson Hannigan as Oz.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris

• (Nicholas Brendon) "Are you ready to get down, you funky party weasel?"

• (Nicholas Brendon) "Who's a little fear demon? Come on, who's a little fear demon?"
• (Rupert Giles) "Xander, don't taunt it."
• (Nicholas Brendon) "What, can it hurt me?"
• (Rupert Giles) "No, it's just -- tacky."

• (Nicholas Brendon) "You know what day is great for a break-up? Any day but Valentine's Day."

Michelle Trachtenberg as Dawn Summers

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "I'm not a kid."

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "When do I get to patrol?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Not until you're never."

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "I think I'll take a drumstick."
• (Alyson Hannigan) "I'm a breast gal myself. But of course, you already knew that."

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "From beneath you, it devours."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "So Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday."

• (Billy 'Ford' Fordham) "I thought you were slaying a vampire."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I was whatting a what?"

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Cordelia. Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Amy. How've you been?"
• (Amy Madison) "Rat. You?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Dead."
• (Amy Madison) "Oh."

Alyson Hannigan as Willow Rosenberg

• (Alyson Hannigan) "What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-hoe."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Meow."
• (Alyson Hannigan) "Really? I've never gotten a 'meow' before."

• (Alyson Hannigan) "It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting."

• (Alyson Hannigan) "So I guess it's true: scythe matters."

James Marsters as Spike

• (James Marsters) "It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You -- You glow."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "That's because the dress is radioactive."

• (James Marsters) "Who do you kill for fun around here?"

Emma Caulfield as Anya

• (Emma Caulfield) "For God's sakes Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?"
• (Andrew Wells) "Entertaining and educating."
• (Emma Caulfield) "Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"

• (Emma Caulfield) "I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts."
• (Nicholas Brendon) "No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open."

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