Brass Eye Quotes

Brass Eye is a Satire that debuted in 1997 on Channel 4. Brass Eye ended in 2001.

Brass Eye aired for 7 episodes. Brass Eye is created by Chris Morris (satirist).

Each episode of Brass Eye is 25 mins long.

Brass Eye Quotes

• (Christopher Morris) "Your comments are in and they've been described as "tedious, boring and stultifyingly ill-informed." So thanks for that."

• (Ted Maul) "Kids burst shops by filling them with rice, and pouring in water: then standing back and laughing, while the bricks are ripped apart by the swelling food."

• (Christopher Morris) "Can you imagine the fear of knowing that there's a gay man on board? You'd be thinking, "My God. Will I wake up and find everybody dead?""

• (Christopher Morris) "You haven't got a clue have you? But you will do, if you watch for thirty minutes."

• (Unnamed) "Kneeling girls. Statues driving cars. What's going on? Ten years ago a man was arrested in the area for driving statues around in a car. Was it him?"

• (Christopher Morris) "Your child could be splatted -- by a roboplegic wrongcock"

• (Chris Morris) "You are a piece of s*** on my shoe. Lick yourself off. Lick yourself off my shoe -- No, don't actually do it. Where's your self re-cocking-spect?"

• (Christopher Morris) "If this were really happening, what would you think?"

• (Christopher Morris) "You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak."

• (Christopher Morris) "The most obvious explanation is that it's a ball of lightning bouncing off a strut. But try telling that to any of these bog-brained murphies. You'd have a better chance of getting a blow-job off the pope."

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