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Boogie Nights Quotes

Boogie Nights is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Boogie Nights ended its run in 1970.

It features Lloyd Levin, John Lyons, Paul Thomas Anderson, and JoAnne Sellar as producer, Michael Penn in charge of musical score, and Robert Elswit as head of cinematography.

Boogie Nights is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Boogie Nights is 155 minutes long. Boogie Nights is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Philip Baker Hall as Floyd Gondolli, Ricky Jay as Kurt Longjohn, William H. Macy as Little Bill, Mark Wahlberg as Dirk, Melora Walters as Jessie St. Vincent, Heather Graham as Rollergirl, Julianne Moore as Amber Waves, Thomas Jane as Todd Parker, Alfred Molina as Rahad Jackson, John C. Reilly as Reed Rothchild, Burt Reynolds as Jack Horner, Don Cheadle as Buck Swope, Mark Wahlberg as Eddie Adams, Nicole Ari Parker as Becky Barnett, Philip Seymour Hoffman as Scotty, Melora Walters as Joe, and Luis Guzmán as Maurice.

Boogie Nights Quotes

Burt Reynolds as Jack Horner

  • (Burt Reynolds) "I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Do these characters have a name?"
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "The guy's name is Brock Landers."
  • (John C. Reilly) "And his partner is Chest Rockwell."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Those are some great names."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "He's my 17-year-old piece of gold."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "You know this is the film I want them to remember me by."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "The story sucks them in."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "If it looks like s***, and it sounds like s***, than it must be s***."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20, 25, 30 thousand dollars on a movie."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Don't just ram it in there like that, this is not a hole in the wall pal, it's Rollergirl."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Ah, where are you going?"
  • (Nicole Ari Parker) "I gotta go wash my vagina."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "How long you gonna be?"
  • (Nicole Ari Parker) "Five minutes. You want it clean, don't you?"

Julianne Moore as Amber Waves

  • (Julianne Moore) "What's going on down there?"
  • (Heather Graham) "I have to go pee."
  • (Julianne Moore) "Well, pee then."
  • (Julianne Moore) "Oh, I don't want to do this any more. Honey, I can't. Let's just? Let's have fun now. Let's just go and go and go, because it's over. There's just too many things, too many things, too many things. Too many things."
  • (Heather Graham) "Okay."
  • (Julianne Moore) "Let's go walk."
  • (Heather Graham) "I don't want to leave this room."
  • (Julianne Moore) "Me, either. I love you, honey."
  • (Heather Graham) "I love you, Mom."
  • (Julianne Moore) "Let me just check on something."
  • (Julianne Moore) "This is a giant cock."
  • (Julianne Moore) "Too many things too many things too many things -- I wanna go for a walk. Let's go for a walk."

Mark Wahlberg as Dirk

  • (Mark Wahlberg) "What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "I've been around this block twice now. Looking for something. A clue. I've been looking for clues and something led me back here. Yeah. So here I am. It could have been me, the one who was at Ringo's place when the s*** went down. Hey. I know how it is. I've been there. We've all done bad things. We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart. I'm going to take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean. I don't know. But I'm going to have to settle this. First we're going to check the hole and see what we can find. We're going to get nice and wet, and you're going to spread your legs. Oh, that's good. So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load, I don't treat you gently. That's right. I'm Brock Landers. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice, I'm going to ask you one more time. Where the f*** is Ringo?"
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "I'm ready to shoot RIGHT NOW."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "You know, I'm gonna be a great big bright, shining star."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "I wanna f***. It's my f***ing big dick. Who wants to f***?"
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "So, you want five or ten?"
  • (Burt Reynolds) "What?"
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's ten. But if you just wanna look at it, it's only five."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?"
  • (Record Producer) "No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "In our situation, that doesn't make any f***ing sense."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Hello? Exactly."
  • (Record Producer) "That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That f***ing heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like assholes, man."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two three. Because you don't f***in' get it, Burt. You give us the tapes. We get the record contract. We come back and give you your f***in' money. Have you heard the tapes? Have you even heard them? We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good."
  • (Record Producer) "Now I get it. Now I understand. You want it to happen -- but it's not going to happen. Because it's a Catch-22."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "What the f*** does that mean? What is a Catch-22, Burt?"
  • (Record Producer) "Catch-22, gentleman. Think about it."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "You know what I'm thinking about, man? I'm thinking about kicking some f***in' ass."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll."
  • (Colonel James) "I'm looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you've got a great big cock."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Well, I don't know, I guess so."
  • (Colonel James) "May I see it?"
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Really?"
  • (Colonel James) "Please."
  • (Colonel James) "Thank you, Eddie."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "No problem."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Aren't you gonna take your skates off?"
  • (Heather Graham) "I never take my skates off."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Yeah, well this is imported Italian nylon."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "You don't know what I can do. You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be. I'm good. I have good things and you don't know about. I'm gonna be something. I am. And don't f***ing tell me I'm not."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "You still hungry?"
  • (Melora Walters) "Starving."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Then feast on that."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Does he want me to keep going until I come?"
  • (Julianne Moore) "Yeah. You just come when you're ready."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Where should I come?"
  • (Julianne Moore) "Where do you want?"
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Wherever you tell me."
  • (Julianne Moore) "Come on my tits, if you can, okay? Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits, if you can."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "I know f***ing karate."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "I've been around this block twice now. Looking for something. A clue. I've been looking for clues and something led me back here. Yeah. So here I am. It could have been me, the one who was at Ringo's place when the s*** went down. Hey. I know how it is. I've been there. We've all done bad things. We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart. I'm going to take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean. I don't know. But I'm going to have to settle this. First we're going to check the hole and see what we can find. We're going to get nice and wet, and you're going to spread your legs. Oh, that's good. So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load, I don't treat you gently. That's right. I'm Brock Landers. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice, I'm going to ask you one more time. Where the f*** is Ringo? I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right."
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "You don't know what I can do. You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be. I'm good. I have good things and you don't know about. I'm gonna be something. I am. And don't f***ing tell me I'm not."

William H. Macy as Little Bill

  • (William H. Macy) "What the f*** are you doing?"
  • (Little Bill's wife) "What the f*** does it look like I'm doing?"
  • (William H. Macy) "What the f*** are you doing?"
  • (Little Bill's wife) "Go away, Bill, you're embarrassing me."
  • (William H. Macy) "My wife has an ass in her cock in the drive way, all right? I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow."

Philip Baker Hall as Floyd Gondolli

  • (Philip Baker Hall) "This here's the future. Videotape tells the truth."
  • (Burt Reynolds) "Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape."
  • (Philip Baker Hall) "Videotape."

Nicole Ari Parker as Becky Barnett

  • (Nicole Ari Parker) "It sounds like your bosses at the stereo store are saying the same thing."
  • (Don Cheadle) "What?"
  • (Nicole Ari Parker) "YOU HAVE TO GET A NEW LOOK."
  • (Don Cheadle) "What? You get a new look."
  • (Nicole Ari Parker) "I have a look alright. The look I have is just fine."
  • (Don Cheadle) "What's your look?"
  • (Nicole Ari Parker) "Chocolate love 100%. You don't have to lash out like that Buck, I'm just trying to be your friend."
  • (Don Cheadle) "Drop it Becky."

John C. Reilly as Reed Rothchild

  • (John C. Reilly) "Let's get some of that Saturday night beaver."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Hey, are those lizard?"
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "No, they're Italian. I'm gonna f***in' buy these."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Have you seen that Star Wars movie?"
  • (Mark Wahlberg) "Yeah, I've seen it four times."
  • (John C. Reilly) "You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Want to hear a poem I wrote? "I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me." That's it."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Nobody f***s with Chest and Brock."
  • (John C. Reilly) "I have other interests. I'm a magician."
  • (John C. Reilly) "TODD -- PARKER."
  • (Thomas Jane) "Rockin' Reed Rothchild."
  • (John C. Reilly) "You made it. Woo-Hoo."
  • (Thomas Jane) "Amazing party, man. f***in' chicks everywhere."
  • (John C. Reilly) "You bet. Compliments of Jack Horner. Thank you."
  • (Thomas Jane) "I wouldn't mind me having a piece of that action right over there."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Michelle; I'll introduce you."
  • (Thomas Jane) "Sure, introduce her to my lap."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Ha ha. You just get off of work, man?"
  • (Thomas Jane) "Don't dance Sunday nights."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Right."
  • (Thomas Jane) "Who's 'vette is that out in the driveway?"
  • (John C. Reilly) "DIRK. I'm so jealous."
  • (Thomas Jane) "That s***'s jammin', man."
  • (Thomas Jane) "Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4-speed, 4:10 gears, ten coats of competition orange, hand-rubbed lacquer with a huplane manifold,"
  • (Thomas Jane) "Full f***in' race cams. Whoo."

Alfred Molina as Rahad Jackson

  • (Alfred Molina) "Oh, that's Cosmo -- he's Chinese."
  • (Alfred Molina) "You want somethin' to drink? A little pill, a little coke, a little dope? I got everything."

Heather Graham as Rollergirl

  • (Heather Graham) "You don't ever disrespect me. f***ER. YOU NEVER DISRESPECT ME, YOU f***ER."
  • (Heather Graham) "He can f*** really hard or he can f*** really gently. He's the best."
  • (Heather Graham) "Amber, are you my mom? I'm gonna ask you, okay? And you say yes, okay? Amber, are you my mom?"
  • (Julianne Moore) "Yes, sweetie."

Luis Guzmán as Maurice

  • (Luis Guzmán) "I'm the ultimate Latin Lover. There ain't no Latin Lover like me."

Don Cheadle as Buck Swope

  • (Don Cheadle) "You're not being fair. This isn't fair."
  • (Loan Officer) "This financial institution cannot endorse pornography."
  • (Don Cheadle) "Stop saying pornography. Why are you doing this to me? I am an actor. I am an actor."
  • (Don Cheadle) "Doesn't it scare you dealing with all those evil forces?"
  • (John C. Reilly) "Evil horses?"
  • (Don Cheadle) "Evil forces."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Evil? No man, it's not evil. It's an illusion."
  • (Don Cheadle) "Yeah, yeah, it's confusing."
  • (John C. Reilly) "Thank you."
  • (Don Cheadle) "See this system here? This is Hi-Fi -- high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity."
  • (Unnamed) "Alright, motherf***er. Empty the cash register now, motherf***er. HURRY UP."
  • (Don Cheadle) "Jesus Christ."
  • (Unnamed) "Shut the f*** up."
  • (Unnamed) "HURRY UP WITH THAT s***."
  • (Unnamed) "No, no, no, motherf***er. Empty the safe, too, asshole. Come on, I haven't got all night."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't even move."
  • (Don Cheadle) "I'm not movin', I'm not moving --"
  • (Unnamed) "SHUT UP. Don't even f***in' move, man."
  • (Don Cheadle) "I'm not --"
  • (Unnamed) "Shut the f*** up."
  • (Don Cheadle) "Hey, hey. Don't do that. No, no, no, no --"
  • (Unnamed) "You shut the f*** up."
  • (Don Cheadle) "How's my little kung fu fighter?"
  • (Melora Walters) "He's kicking ass inside my stomach."

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Scotty

  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "I'm a fuggin' idiot. I'm a fuggin' idiot. Fuggin' idiot, fuggin' idiot, fuggin' idiot --"

Ricky Jay as Kurt Longjohn

  • (Ricky Jay) "Little Bill."
  • (William H. Macy) "Hey. Kurt. What's up?"
  • (Ricky Jay) "What's wrong with you?"
  • (William H. Macy) "Ah -- my f***in' wife, man, she's over there -- she's got some idiot's dick in her, people standing around watching; it's a f***in' embarassment."
  • (Ricky Jay) "Yeah. Yeah. I know. Anyway, listen:"
  • (William H. Macy) "yeah."
  • (Ricky Jay) "For the shoot; I wanna talk about the look. I wanted to see about getting this new zoom lens --"
  • (William H. Macy) "Right."
  • (Ricky Jay) "I wondered if we'd be able to look into getting some more lights, too, y'know --"
  • (William H. Macy) "Jack wants a minimal-thing --"
  • (Ricky Jay) "Right, well, very often, minimal means a lot more photographically than I think, well -- than I think most people understand --"
  • (William H. Macy) "I understand."
  • (Ricky Jay) "No, no. Hey. I know you understand, I was talking about some other people."
  • (William H. Macy) "Well, I think what Jack is talking about is minimal, not really "natural", but minimal --"
  • (Ricky Jay) "Okay -- fine -- I was just saying --"
  • (William H. Macy) "I understand --"
  • (Ricky Jay) "'cause I'm trying to give each picture it's own look --"
  • (William H. Macy) "Can we talk about this later?"
  • (Ricky Jay) "Oh, yeah -- you have to go somewhere -- or?"
  • (William H. Macy) "Well, no, yeah -- I mean --"
  • (Ricky Jay) "'Cause I was hoping to, y'know, for the shoot tomorrow, we could send Rocky down and he could pick it up --"
  • (William H. Macy) "Kurt."
  • (Ricky Jay) "No. Hey. Gotcha. You've gotta go somewhere so; hey; what the f***? It's only the f***ing photography of the movie we're talking about."
  • (William H. Macy) "My f***ing wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?"
  • (Ricky Jay) "OK. No big deal. Sorry."

Thomas Jane as Todd Parker

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Melora Walters as Joe

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