Bonnie and Clyde (film) Quotes

Bonnie and Clyde (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Bonnie and Clyde completed its run in 1970.

It features Warren Beatty as producer, Charles Strouse in charge of musical score, and Burnett Guffey as head of cinematography.

Bonnie and Clyde (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bonnie and Clyde (film) is 111 minutes long. Bonnie and Clyde (film) is distributed by Warner Bros.-Seven Arts.

The cast includes: Faye Dunaway as Bonnie Parker, Warren Beatty as Clyde Barrow, Denver Pyle as Farmer, Gene Hackman as Buck Barrow, Michael J. Pollard as C.W. Moss, Estelle Parsons as Blanche Barrow, Gene Wilder as Eugene Grizzard, and Evans Evans as Velma Davis.

Bonnie and Clyde (film) Quotes

Warren Beatty as Clyde Barrow

• (Warren Beatty) "There's nothing wrong with me, I mean I don't like boys."

• (Warren Beatty) "I don't think he's lost. I think the bank's been offerin' extra reward money for us. I think Frank just figured on some easy pickin's, didn't ya Frank? You're no Texas Ranger. You're hardly doin' your job. You ought to be home protectin' the rights of poor folk, not out chasin' after us."

• (Warren Beatty) "You know what you done there? You told my story, you told my whole story right there, right there. One time, I told you I was gonna make you somebody. That's what you done for me. You made me somebody they're gonna remember."

• (Warren Beatty) "You try to get something to eat around here and some son-of-a-bitch comes up to you with a meat cleaver."

• (Warren Beatty) "Next time, I'll aim a little lower."

• (Warren Beatty) "Now you just tell me what was wrong with that car."
• (Michael J. Pollard) "Dirt."
• (Warren Beatty) "Dirt?"
• (Michael J. Pollard) "Dirt in the fuel line -- just blowed it away."

• (Warren Beatty) "We got a dollar ninety-eight, and you're laughing."

• (Bonnie's Mother) "You know Clyde, I read about you all in the papers, and I just get scared."
• (Warren Beatty) "Now Ms. Parker, don't you believe what you read in all them newspapers. That's the law talkin' there. They want us to look big so they gonna look big when they catch us. And they ain't gonna catch us. 'Cause I'm even better at runnin' than I am at robbin' banks. Shoot, if we'd done half that stuff they said we'd done in that paper, we'd be millionaires by now, wouldn't we? But Ms. Parker, this here's the way we know best how to make money. But we gonna be quittin' all this, as soon as the hard times are over. I can tell ya that. Why just the other night, me and Bonnie were talkin'. And we were talkin' about the time we're gonna settle down and get us a home. And uh, she says to me, she says, "You know, I couldn't bear to live more than three miles from my precious Mother." Now how'd ya like that, Mother Parker?"
• (Bonnie's Mother) "I don't believe I would. I surely don't. You try to live three miles from me and you won't live long, honey. You best keep runnin', Clyde Barrow. And you know it."
• (Bonnie's Mother) "Bye, baby."

• (Warren Beatty) "-- the truck drivers come in to eat greasy burgers and they kid you and you kid them back, but they're stupid and dumb, boys with big tattoos all over 'em, and you don't like it -- And they ask you for dates and sometimes you go -- but you mostly don't, and all they ever try is to get into your pants whether you want to or not -- and you go home and sit in your room and think, when and how will I ever get away from this? -- And now you know."

• (Warren Beatty) "Alright. Alright. If all you want's a stud service, you get on back to West Dallas and you stay there the rest of your life. You're worth more than that. A lot more than that. You know it and that's why you come along with me. You could find a lover boy on every damn corner in town. It don't make a damn to them whether you're waitin' on tables or pickin' cotton, but it does make a damn to me."
• (Faye Dunaway) "Why?"
• (Warren Beatty) "Why? What's you mean, "Why?" Because you're different, that's why. You know, you're like me. You want different things. You got somethin' better than bein' a waitress. You and me travelin' together, we could cut a path clean across this state and Kansas and Missouri and Oklahoma and everybody'd know about it. You listen to me, Miss Bonnie Parker. You listen to me."

Gene Hackman as Buck Barrow

• (Gene Hackman) "Hey, you wanna hear a story 'bout this boy? He owned a dairy farm, see. And his ol' Ma, she was kinda sick, you know. And the doctor, he had called him come over, and said, uh, "Uhh listen, your Ma, she's lyin' there, she's just so sick and she's weakly, and uh, uh I want ya to try to persuade her to take a little brandy," you see. Just to pick her spirits up, ya know. And "Ma's a teetotaler," he says. "She wouldn't touch a drop." "Well, I'll tell ya whatcha do, uh,"; the doc; "I'll tell ya whatcha do, you bring in a fresh quart of milk every day and you put some brandy in it, see. And see. You try that." So he did. And he doctored it all up with the brandy, fresh milk, and he gave it to his Mom. And she drank a little bit of it, you know. So next day, he brought it in again and she drank a little more, you know. And so they went on that way for the third day and just a little more, and the fourth day, she was, you know, took a little bit more; and then finally, one week later, he gave her the milk and she just drank it down. Boy, she swallowed the whole, whole, whole thing, you know. And she called him over and she said, "Son, whatever you do, don't sell that cow.""

Faye Dunaway as Bonnie Parker

• (Faye Dunaway) "Mama's an old woman now. I don't have no mama. No family either."
• (Warren Beatty) "Hey, I'm your family."
• (Faye Dunaway) "You know what, when we started out, I thought we was really goin' somewhere. This is it. We're just goin', huh?"
• (Warren Beatty) "I love you."

• (Faye Dunaway) "Hey, that ain't ours."
• (Warren Beatty) "Sure it is."
• (Faye Dunaway) "But we come in this one."
• (Warren Beatty) "That don't mean we have to go home in it."

• (Faye Dunaway) "Why don't y'all go back to your own cabin, if you want to play with C.W."

• (Faye Dunaway) "Damn it, you almost got us killed."
• (Estelle Parsons) "What did I do wrong? I thought you'd be happy if I got shot."
• (Faye Dunaway) "Yeah. Yeah, it would of saved us all a lot of trouble."

• (Faye Dunaway) "Hey, what-a-ya do, anyhow?"
• (Gene Wilder) "I'm an undertaker."
• (Faye Dunaway) "Get them out of here."

• (Faye Dunaway) "Your advertising's just dandy -- folks would never guess you don't have a thing to sell."

• (Faye Dunaway) "We rob banks."

• (Faye Dunaway) "You've heard the story of Jesse James / Of how he lived and died / If you're still in need / Of something to read / Here's the story of Bonnie and Clyde. / Now Bonnie and Clyde are the Barrow gang / I'm sure you all have read / How they rob and steal / And those who squeal / Are usually found dyin' or dead. / They call them cold-hearted killers / They say they are heartless and mean / But I say this with pride / That I once knew Clyde / When he was honest and upright and clean. / But the laws fooled around / Kept takin' him down / And lockin' him up in a cell / Till he said to me: "I'll never be free / So I'll meet a few of them in Hell." / If a policeman is killed in Dallas / And they have no clue to guide / If they can't find a fiend / They just wipe their slate clean / And hang it on Bonnie and Clyde / If they try to act like citizens / And rent them a nice little flat / About the third night / They're invited to fight / By a sub-guns' rat-a-tat-tat. / Some day, they'll go down together / They'll bury them side by side / To a few, it'll be grief / To the law, a relief / But it's death for Bonnie and Clyde."

• (Faye Dunaway) "What would you do if some miracle happened and we could walk out of here tomorrow morning and start all over again clean? No record and nobody after us, huh?"
• (Warren Beatty) "Well, uh, I guess I'd do it all different. First off, I wouldn't live in the same state where we pull our jobs. We'd live in another state. We'd stay clean there and then when we'd take a bank, we'd go into the other state."

• (Faye Dunaway) "You're good."
• (Warren Beatty) "I ain't good. I'm the best."
• (Faye Dunaway) "And modest."

• (Faye Dunaway) "You're a smart fella. You sure do know a lot about automobiles, don't you?"
• (Michael J. Pollard) "Yes, I guess I do."
• (Faye Dunaway) "Well, um, would you know what kind of car this is?"
• (Michael J. Pollard) "This is a 4-Cyllinder Ford Coupe."
• (Faye Dunaway) "No."
• (Michael J. Pollard) "Sure it is."
• (Faye Dunaway) "No, this is a stolen 4-Cyllinder Ford Coupe."

Gene Wilder as Eugene Grizzard

• (Gene Wilder) "Step on it, Velma. Step on it, Velma. Step on it, Velma."
• (Evans Evans) "I am."
• (Gene Wilder) "Step on it, Velma. Step on it, Velma. Velma, step on it, Velma."

Michael J. Pollard as C.W. Moss

• (Michael J. Pollard) "I spent a year -- I spent A YEAR in reformatory."
• (Faye Dunaway) "Whooee. A man with a record."

Denver Pyle as Farmer

• (Denver Pyle) "All I can say is, they did right by me; and I'm bringin' me and a mess of flowers to their funeral."

Estelle Parsons as Blanche Barrow

• (Estelle Parsons) "Well why not? I earned my share same as everybody. Well, I coulda got killed same as everybody. And I'm wanted by the law same as everybody -- I'm a nervous wreck and that's the truth. I have to take sass from Miss Bonnie Parker all the time. I deserve mine."

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