Blood Ties (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Blood Ties (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Blood Ties ended its run in 1970.

Blood Ties (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Anya) "Oh, it's just so lovely. Ooh, I wish it was mine."
• (Anya) "Oh, like you weren't all thinking the same thing."
• (Giles) "I'm fairly certain I wasn't."
• (Giles) "I've got one just like it."

• (Xander) "You know, uh, she kinda has a crush on me."
• (Giles) "Your point being?"
• (Xander) "Oh, nothing. No. Just saying -- powerful being -- big energy gal, diggin' the Xan man. Some guys are just cooler, you know?"

• (Buffy) "How was school today?"
• (Dawn) "Um, the usual, big square building filled with boredom and despair."
• (Buffy) "Just how I remember it."

• (Spike) "She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb. Which one's screwing her up more right now, spin the bloody wheel."

• (Glory) "I smell a fox in my hen house. Is that why you've been playing sugar and spice with Uncle Ben? Trying to get a peek at Glory's unmentionables?"
• (Dawn) "No, I --"
• (Glory) "Shh. I kinda wanna hear me talking right now. Me talking. You know what I'm startin' to think? I'm thinking -- that maybe you -- don't have any idea where my key is."

• (Dawn) "Lurk much?"
• (Spike) "I wasn't lurkin'. I was standin' about. It's a whole different vibe."

• (Xander) "We're goin' up against a god. An actual, mightier-than-thou god."
• (Willow Rosenberg) "Well, you know what they say: The bigger they are --"
• (Anya) "The faster they stomp you into nothing."

• (Spike) "Where did he learn to write so bloody small, from a fruit fly?"

• (Spike) ""They had to be certain the Slayer would protect it with her life. So they sent the key to her -- in human form. In the form of a sister." Huh. I guess that's you, nibblet."

• (Dawn) "Well, jeez, don't get all movie-of-the-week. I was just too cheap to buy you a real present."

• (Giles) "All we have to worry about right now is that she's immortal, invulnerable, and insane."
• (Xander) "A crazy hellgod? And the fun just keeps on leaving."

• (Spike) "Magic shop, eh? All number of beasties between here and there. Bet they'd really go for a Little Red Riding Hood like you. That wouldn't set too well with big sister."
• (Dawn) "I can take care of myself."
• (Dawn) "You wanna come steal some stuff?"
• (Spike) "Yeah, all right."

• (Buffy) "If Glory knew that you guys knew where it was -- I-I just didn't want to put you in that kind of danger."
• (Xander) "As opposed to the other kind we're always in?"

• (Dawn) "They were talking about me, just like everybody is."
• (Xander) "Again, not so much. In fact, none."
• (Anya) "We were talking about sex. I mean, you know us, sometimes we like to pretend stuff --"
• (Joyce) "Um --"
• (Xander) "Anya."
• (Anya) "You know, like, say there's a fireman, or a shepherd --"
• (Buffy) "You know what? Let's not have this exchange of images right now."

• (Dawn) "Is this blood?"
• (Buffy) "Dawn."
• (Joyce) "Oh, baby."
• (Buffy) "What did you do?"
• (Dawn) "This is blood, isn't it? It can't be me. I'm not a key. I'm not a thing"
• (Joyce) "Oh, Sweetie, no. Wha-what is this all about?"
• (Dawn) "What am I?"
• (Dawn) "Am I real? Am I anything?"

• (Anya) "You make a very pretty little girl."
• (Xander) "Anya, you wanna help me with that thing?"
• (Anya) "Heh heh. Xander needs help with his "thing"."

• (Buffy) "Are you okay? Did she hurt you?"
• (Dawn) "Why do you care?"
• (Buffy) "Because I love you. You're my sister."
• (Dawn) "No I'm not."
• (Buffy) "Yes you are. Look, it's blood. It's Summers blood. It's just like mine. It doesn't matter where you came from, or-or how you got here. You are my sister. There's no way you could annoy me so much if you weren't."

• (Buffy) "Prezzies."
• (Willow Rosenberg) "See, just what you needed."
• (Buffy) "You are very, very wise. Now gimme, gimme, gimme."

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