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Blind Date (30 Rock) Quotes

Blind Date (30 Rock) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Blind Date stopped airing in 1970.

Blind Date (30 Rock) Quotes

  • (Jack) "What are gonna wear?"
  • (Liz Lemon) "This probably"
  • (Liz Lemon) ". I don't have time to go home"
  • (Jack) "That won't do."
  • (Jack) "I want you to go out in your lunch hour and find something."
  • (Jack) "in a women's clothing store."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Kenneth, why did you play that terrible hand?"
  • (Kenneth Parcell) "Why? Because I believe that life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling, and I got confused about the rules."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Hey, Frank. What do guys like?"
  • (Frank) "Porn."
  • (Liz Lemon) "No, I mean if you are gonna go on a date with a woman, how would you want her to act?"
  • (Frank) "Like she is in porn."
  • (Jack) "How was your evening with Thomas?"
  • (Liz Lemon) "You mean Gretchen Thomas, the brilliant plastics engineer slash lesbian? What made you think I was gay?"
  • (Jack) "Your shoes."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Well I'm straight."
  • (Jack) "Those shoes are definitely bi-curious."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Regardless, I am straight. One-hundred precent completely straight."
  • (Jack) "Well I'm sorry if I offended you."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Who's gonna go with me to cooking class next weekend?"
  • (Guy at Bar) "Well if by 'cooking class' you mean 'your bed' and by 'next weekend' you mean 'tonight' --"
  • (Liz Lemon) "Oh, shut up."
  • (Liz Lemon) "I can see your wedding ring. Idiot."
  • (Jack) "You are a puzzle Kenneth Allen. And I'm going to solve you."
  • (Jack) "Human contact is important, Lemon. I can tell from your stress level that you've not been touched in any way for quite some time. Not caressed. Not massaged. Not even groped on the subway. Do you agree that you need someone in your life, Lemon?"
  • (Liz Lemon) "No. I have bigger things to worry about than my personal life."
  • (Jack) "I would think that the single woman's biggest worry would be choking to death in her apartment."

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