Blazing Saddles Quotes

Blazing Saddles is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Blazing Saddles stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Hertzberg as producer, John Morris (composer) in charge of musical score, and Joseph Biroc as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Blazing Saddles is 93 minutes long. Blazing Saddles is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Gene Wilder as Jim, Cleavon Little as Bart, Charles McGregor as Charlie, Slim Pickens as Taggart, Harvey Korman as Hedley Lamarr, Madeline Kahn as Lili Von Shtupp, Alex Karras as Mongo, David Huddleston as Olson Johnson, Richard Collier as Dr. Sam Johnson, Carol Arthur as Harriet Johnson, Burton Gilliam as Lyle, Jack Starrett as Gabby Johnson, Liam Dunn as Rev. Johnson, Dom DeLuise as Buddy Bizarre, Robyn Hilton as Tex, Alex Karras as Men, John Hillerman as Howard Johnson, George Furth as Van Johnson, Liam Dunn as Reverend Johnson, and Robert Ridgely as Boris.

Blazing Saddles Quotes

Harvey Korman as Hedley Lamarr

• (Harvey Korman) "Raisinettes."

• (Harvey Korman) "Wait a minute -- there might be legal precedent. Of course. Land-snatching."
• (Harvey Korman) "Land, land -- "Land: see Snatch.""
• (Harvey Korman) "Ah, Haley vs. United States. Haley: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done."

• (Harvey Korman) "You dropped your beads."
• (Harvey Korman) "One, please. Uhh -- student?"
• (Cashier) "Are you kidding?"
• (Harvey Korman) "Pain in the ass."

• (Harvey Korman) "Repeat after me: I --"
• (Alex Karras) "I --"
• (Harvey Korman) "-- your name --"
• (Alex Karras) "-- your name --"
• (Harvey Korman) "Shmucks."
• (Harvey Korman) "-- pledge allegiance --"
• (Alex Karras) "-- pledge allegiance --"
• (Harvey Korman) "-- to Hedley Lamarr --"
• (Alex Karras) "-- to Hedy Lamarr --"
• (Harvey Korman) "That's Hedley."
• (Alex Karras) "That's Hedley."
• (Harvey Korman) "-- and to the evil --"
• (Alex Karras) "-- and to the evil --"
• (Harvey Korman) "-- for which he stands."
• (Alex Karras) "-- for which he stands."
• (Harvey Korman) "Now go do -- that voodoo -- that you do -- so well --."

• (Harvey Korman) "Where's my froggy?"

• (Harvey Korman) "How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?"

• (Harvey Korman) "For you, my dear."
• (Madeline Kahn) "Oh -- how ordinawy."

• (Harvey Korman) "Qualifications?"
• (Unnamed) "Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
• (Harvey Korman) "You said rape twice."
• (Unnamed) "I like rape."

• (Governor Lepetomane) "What the hell is this?"
• (Harvey Korman) "This is the bill that will convert the state hospital for the insane into the William J. Le Petomane memorial gambling casino for the insane."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "Gentlemen, this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler."

• (Harvey Korman) "Think of your secretary --"
• (Governor Lepetomane) "Thank you. That's a good one."

• (Harvey Korman) "Lili. Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili -- I cannot finds the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling of our association."
• (Madeline Kahn) "Bulls***. What's the job?"
• (Harvey Korman) "I love it when you talk dirty."

• (Harvey Korman) "Alright, I'm through being Mr. Goodbar, the time has come to act and act quickly."

• (Harvey Korman) "Qualifications?"
• (Gum Chewer) "Murder -- armed robbery -- mayhem --"
• (Harvey Korman) "Wait a moment. What have you got in your mouth?"
• (Gum Chewer) "Nuff'm."
• (Harvey Korman) ""Nuff'm", eh? Lyle."
• (Burton Gilliam) "Gum."
• (Harvey Korman) "Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody."
• (Gum Chewer) "I didn't know there was going to be so many."
• (Gene Wilder) "Boy, is he strict."

• (Harvey Korman) "Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "What?"
• (Harvey Korman) ""Meeting is adjourned"."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "It is?"
• (Harvey Korman) "No, you say that, Governor."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "What?"
• (Harvey Korman) ""Meeting is adjourned"."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "It is?"
• (Harvey Korman) "Here, play around with this for awhile."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "Thank you, Hedy."
• (Harvey Korman) "No, it's Hedley."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "It is?"

• (Harvey Korman) "Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor."

• (Harvey Korman) "As per your instructions, I'd like you to meet the new sheriff of Rock Ridge."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "I'd be delighted."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "Wow."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "I gotta talk to you. Come here."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni --"
• (Governor Lepetomane) "Ha ha -- wrong person. Forgive me. No offense intended."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni?"

• (Governor Lepetomane) "I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy."
• (Harvey Korman) "Give the Governor harrumph."
• (Politician) "Harrumph."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "You watch your ass."

• (Harvey Korman) "A sheriff. But law and order is the last thing I want. Wait a minute -- maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage. If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town."
• (Harvey Korman) "But where would I find such a man?"
• (Harvey Korman) "Why am I asking you?"

• (Harvey Korman) "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
• (Slim Pickens) "God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

• (Harvey Korman) "Yes, of course. It'll work."
• (Slim Pickens) "What'll work?"
• (Harvey Korman) "Elementary, cactus head."

• (Harvey Korman) "Well, do your best."
• (Harvey Korman) "Ahh."

• (Harvey Korman) "Sign here."
• (Gene Wilder) "Why, Rhett. How many times have I told you to wash up after weekly cross burning?"
• (Gene Wilder) "See, it's coming off."
• (Cleavon Little) "And now, for my next impression -- Jesse Owens."

• (Governor Lepetomane) "Thank you, Hedy, thank you"
• (Harvey Korman) "It's not Hedy, it's Hedley. Hedley Lamarr."
• (Governor Lepetomane) "What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her."

• (Harvey Korman) "Shut up, you Teutonic twat."

• (Harvey Korman) "My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention."
• (Slim Pickens) "Ditto."
• (Harvey Korman) ""Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz?"

• (Harvey Korman) "Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters."

Jack Starrett as Gabby Johnson

• (Jack Starrett) "Hey. The sheriff's a nig --"
• (Carol Arthur) "What did he say?"
• (Richard Collier) "He said the sheriff's near."
• (Jack Starrett) "No, gone blame it dang blammit. The sheriff is a nig --"

• (Jack Starrett) "Reverend."

Cleavon Little as Bart

• (Cleavon Little) "What's your name?"
• (Gene Wilder) "Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me -- Jim."

• (Cleavon Little) "Stampeding cattle."
• (Harvey Korman) "That's not much of a crime."
• (Cleavon Little) "Through the Vatican?"
• (Harvey Korman) "Kinkyyyy. Sign here."

• (Cleavon Little) "I'm the marshal in this here town, and you're nothin' but a big fat ferret."
• (Cleavon Little) "Hold it. If you wanna draw on me, put a quarter in the machine."
• (Cleavon Little) "Ready? Now draw on the count of three. One, two --"
• (Cleavon Little) "-- Three."

• (Cleavon Little) "Well, don't just stand there looking stupid, grasping your hands in pain. How about a round of applause for The Waco Kid?"

• (Cleavon Little) "Work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice."
• (Unnamed) "Bulls***."
• (Cleavon Little) "All right, you caught me. To speak the plain truth, it's getting pretty damn dull around here."

• (Cleavon Little) "Now, I suppose you're all wondering just what in the heck you're doing out here in the middle of a prairie in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night."
• (Unnamed) "You bet your"
• (Unnamed) "."
• (Cleavon Little) "I'm hip."

• (Cleavon Little) "I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town."
• (Gene Wilder) "See? In another twenty-five years, you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight."

• (Cleavon Little) "Maybe you know why a high-roller like Hedley Lamarr is interested in Rock Ridge."
• (Alex Karras) "Don't know. Got to do with where choo-choo go."
• (Cleavon Little) "Mongo, why would Hedley Lamarr care about where the choo-choo goes?"
• (Alex Karras) "Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life."

• (Cleavon Little) "Hey, maybe you should eat somethin' first."
• (Gene Wilder) "No thanks, food makes me sick."

• (Cleavon Little) "Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?"
• (Gene Wilder) "Oh, I don't know. Play chess -- screw --"
• (Cleavon Little) "Well, let's play chess."

• (Cleavon Little) "Checkmate."
• (Gene Wilder) "What?"
• (Cleavon Little) "Checkmate."
• (Gene Wilder) "Why, you devious son of a bitch."
• (Gene Wilder) "Happy days."

• (Cleavon Little) "Just give me twenty-four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town. Just twenty-four hours, that's all I ask."
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Cleavon Little) "You'd do it for Randolph Scott."
• (Unnamed) "Randolph Scott --"
• (Unnamed) "Randolph Scott."
• (John Hillerman) "All right, Sheriff. Twenty-four hours."

• (Cleavon Little) "-- Step right up, ladies and gentlemen and -- Mongos. Dive, dive, dive for buried treasure. This is the exact spot where the Spanish Armada was sunk by the British Navy, leaving millions and millions of Spanish Dubloons at the bottom of the sea."
• (Alex Karras) "Spanish balloons? Mongo take chance --."
• (Alex Karras) "-- How Mongo get air?"
• (Cleavon Little) "From this wonderful antique pump. Good hunting."
• (Cleavon Little) "-- Time for my lunch break."

• (Cleavon Little) "The drunk in number two must be awake."
• (Cleavon Little) "Are we awake?"
• (Gene Wilder) "We're not sure. Are we -- black?"
• (Cleavon Little) "Yes, we are."
• (Gene Wilder) "Then we're awake -- but we're very puzzled."

• (Cleavon Little) "Excuse me while I whip this out."

• (Cleavon Little) "A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE."
• (Gene Wilder) "When?"

• (Cleavon Little) "I don't know what it is."
• (George Furth) "Sheriff. Mongo's back. He's --"
• (George Furth) "Sheriff. Mongo's back. He's breaking up the whole town. You've got to help us, please."
• (Cleavon Little) "Did you hear that? Now it's "please". This morning, I couldn't get the time of day. Who is this Mongo, anyway?"
• (Gene Wilder) "Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who". He's more of a "what"."
• (George Furth) "What he said."
• (Cleavon Little) "Well, now, I don't know --"
• (George Furth) "Oh, thank you, Sheriff. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you."
• (George Furth) "The fool's going to -- I mean, the sheriff's going to do it."

• (Cleavon Little) "Candygram for Mongo. Candygram for Mongo."
• (Alex Karras) "Me Mongo."
• (Cleavon Little) "Sign, please."
• (Cleavon Little) "Thank you."
• (Alex Karras) "Mongo like candy."

• (Cleavon Little) "Well, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?"
• (John Hillerman) "We don't care if it's the first act of "Henry V," we're leaving."

Alex Karras as Mongo

• (Alex Karras) "Mongo no go. Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart. Sheriff Bart first man ever whip Mongo. Mongo impressed. Have deep feelings for Sheriff Bart."

Madeline Kahn as Lili Von Shtupp

• (Madeline Kahn) "Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit. / I need some we --"
• (Madeline Kahn) "-- est."

• (Madeline Kahn) "Hello, cowboy. What's your name?"
• (Robyn Hilton) "Tex, ma'am."
• (Madeline Kahn) ""Texmam"? Tell me, Texmam, are you in show business?"
• (Robyn Hilton) "Well, no --"
• (Madeline Kahn) "Then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off the stage?"

• (Madeline Kahn) "I've been with thousands of men/again and again/they promise the moon/they're always coming and going and going and coming -- and always too soon."
• (Madeline Kahn) "Right, girls?"

• (Madeline Kahn) "Let's face it. Evewything below the waist -- is kaput."

• (Madeline Kahn) "Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?"

• (Madeline Kahn) "Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C'mon in."

• (Madeline Kahn) "Vhy don't you admit it? He's too much of man for you. I know. You're going to need an army to beat him. You're finished. Fertig. Verfallen. Verlumpt. Verblunget. Verkackt."

• (Madeline Kahn) "A wed wose. How womantic."

• (Madeline Kahn) "Would you like another schnitzengruben?"
• (Cleavon Little) "No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben."
• (Madeline Kahn) "Well, then how about a little --"
• (Cleavon Little) "Baby, please. I am not from Havana."
• (Madeline Kahn) "Will I -- see you again?"
• (Cleavon Little) "Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on."

Liam Dunn as Rev. Johnson

• (Liam Dunn) "Gentlemen, let us not allow anger to rule the day. As your spiritual leader, I implore you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to say."
• (Liam Dunn) "Son, you're on your own."

• (Liam Dunn) "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry off this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?"
• (Unnamed) "Amen."

• (Liam Dunn) "Gentlemen, gentlemen, allow not hatred to rule the day."
• (Liam Dunn) "As your spiritual leader, I implore you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to say."
• (Liam Dunn) "Son, you're on your own."

• (Liam Dunn) "Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."

• (Liam Dunn) "We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke --"
• (Liam Dunn) "-- and DUCK."

• (Liam Dunn) "Order, order. god****it, I said "order"."
• (John Hillerman) "Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order.""
• (David Huddleston) "Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard."

Gene Wilder as Jim

• (Gene Wilder) "Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister." I spun around -- and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle -- and I've been there ever since."

• (Gene Wilder) "Where you headed, cowboy?"
• (Cleavon Little) "Nowhere special."
• (Gene Wilder) "Nowhere special? I always wanted to go there."
• (Cleavon Little) "Come on."

• (Gene Wilder) "What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know -- morons."

• (Gene Wilder) "Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you."
• (Alex Karras) "Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight."

• (Gene Wilder) "I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."

• (Gene Wilder) "I'd better sit up."
• (Cleavon Little) "Need any help?"
• (Gene Wilder) "Oh -- all I can get."

• (Gene Wilder) "Look at my hand."
• (Cleavon Little) "Steady as a rock."
• (Gene Wilder) "Yeah, but I shoot with this one."

• (Gene Wilder) "Oh, boys. Lookee what I got heyuh."
• (Cleavon Little) "Hey, where are the white women at?"

Dom DeLuise as Buddy Bizarre

• (Dom DeLuise) "Everybody got that?"
• (Dom DeLuise) "Sounds like steam escaping."

Charles McGregor as Charlie

• (Charles McGregor) "They said you was hung."
• (Cleavon Little) "And they was right."

Slim Pickens as Taggart

• (Slim Pickens) "Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said --"
• (Slim Pickens) "OW."
• (Burton Gilliam) "Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha."

• (Slim Pickens) "Le Petomane Thruway ? Now what'll that asshole think of next?"
• (Slim Pickens) "Has anybody got a dime?"
• (Slim Pickens) "Somebody's gotta go back and get a s***-load of dimes."

• (Slim Pickens) "I got it. I got it."
• (Harvey Korman) "You do?"
• (Slim Pickens) "We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em."
• (Harvey Korman) ""Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one."
• (Slim Pickens) "Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course."
• (Harvey Korman) "You spare the women?"
• (Slim Pickens) "Naw, we rape the s*** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on."
• (Harvey Korman) "Marvelous."

• (Slim Pickens) "What do you want me to do, sir?"
• (Harvey Korman) "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down."
• (Harvey Korman) "I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s***-kickers and Methodists."
• (Slim Pickens) "Could you repeat that, sir?"

• (Slim Pickens) "I got it. I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge."
• (Harvey Korman) "How?"
• (Slim Pickens) "We'll kill the first born male child in every household."
• (Harvey Korman) "Too Jewish."

• (Slim Pickens) "We'll head them off at the pass."
• (Harvey Korman) "Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché."

• (Slim Pickens) "Oh, s***. Quicksand."
• (Slim Pickens) "Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar."

Burton Gilliam as Lyle

• (Burton Gilliam) "How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?"
• (Slim Pickens) "I'd say you've had enough."

• (Burton Gilliam) "Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. What the hell is that s***? I meant a song. A real song. something like"
• (Burton Gilliam) "Swing Low/ Sweet Chaaaariooooot"
• (Burton Gilliam) "Don't know that one, huh?"

• (Burton Gilliam) "Come on, boys. The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen."

David Huddleston as Olson Johnson

• (David Huddleston) "Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age."
• (David Huddleston) "What are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix -- remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn't give up then, and by gum, we're not going to give up now."

• (David Huddleston) "Never mind that s***. Here comes Mongo."

Robert Ridgely as Boris

• (Robert Ridgely) "Oh -- Not to worry. All are equal in my eye."

John Hillerman as Howard Johnson

• (John Hillerman) "Think of it, gentlemen. Hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past."
• (David Huddleston) "Never mind that s***. Here comes Mongo."

Carol Arthur as Harriet Johnson

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