Blame It on Rio Quotes

Blame It on Rio is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Blame It on Rio ended in 1970.

It features Kenneth Wannberg in charge of musical score, and Reynaldo Villalobos as head of cinematography.

Blame It on Rio is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Blame It on Rio is 100 minutes long. Blame It on Rio is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Joseph Bologna as Victor Lyons, Michelle Johnson as Jennifer Lyons, Joseph Bologna as Victor, Michael Caine as Matthew, José Lewgoy as Eduardo Marques, Michael Caine as Matthew Hollis, Valerie Harper as Karen Hollis, and Demi Moore as Nicole Hollis.

Blame It on Rio Quotes

Michelle Johnson as Jennifer Lyons

• (Michelle Johnson) "Will you forget me?"
• (Michael Caine) "The minute I die."

• (Michelle Johnson) "That's not your lifeline, that's your heartline."
• (Michael Caine) "Teeny little thing, isn't it?"

• (Michelle Johnson) "Do you hate me?"
• (Demi Moore) "No, him. Does he tell you he loves you?"
• (Michelle Johnson) "No."
• (Demi Moore) "You'll get used to it."

• (Michelle Johnson) "Make love to me."
• (Michael Caine) "I'm twenty years older than you."
• (Michelle Johnson) "Twenty-eight."

Michael Caine as Matthew

• (Michael Caine) "It was just what I needed: a one inch god with a two inch penis."

• (Michael Caine) "You only live once, but it does help if you get to be young twice."

• (Michael Caine) "Do you miss me at all?"
• (Valerie Harper) "At all? Yes dear, I miss you at all."

• (Michael Caine) "It was, quite simply, the worst night of my life, my embarrassment compounded by the fact that Victor had now slept with two out of the three members of my family."

• (Michael Caine) "Last night never happened."
• (Michelle Johnson) "I know. I was there when it didn't."

• (Michael Caine) "One time a company I worked for transferred me to an island in the Pacific. Fantastic place. I invited my girl to visit me. I sent her a postcard everyday with a single word on each card. I wrote "Found a virgin paradise. It's yours. Matthew." Narturally, they were delivered in the wrong order. The message she got was "Found a virgin. It's paradise. Yours, Matthew." Never heard from her again."

• (Michael Caine) "Kiss you? I ought to spank you."
• (Michelle Johnson) "Oh, please, and bite me too."

Joseph Bologna as Victor

• (Isabella) "You are my twelfth lover in twelve days."
• (Joseph Bologna) "Really?"
• (Isabella) "I don't hurt your feelings?"
• (Joseph Bologna) "No, I've always been a team player."

• (Joseph Bologna) "You can't go."
• (Michael Caine) "I'll be back but I have to go first."

• (Joseph Bologna) "That lady is my kind of guy. Don't wait up."

• (Joseph Bologna) "They smiled. Maybe we should talk to them."
• (Michael Caine) "We can't. They're practically naked."
• (Joseph Bologna) "Try to picture them with clothes on."

• (Joseph Bologna) ""Poor bastard", huh? If I ever get my hands on him, I'll beat him to death, that'll unconfuse him."
• (Michael Caine) "A beating is not the way, my friend."
• (José Lewgoy) "He's right, you know?"
• (Michael Caine) "Personally, I prefer torture."

• (Joseph Bologna) "You slept with someone? Why didn't you tell me?"
• (Michelle Johnson) "I just did."
• (Joseph Bologna) "Now you tell me? What good does it do me now?"
• (Michelle Johnson) "What good is it SUPPOSED to do you?"

• (Joseph Bologna) "What the hell are you doing, asking for her hand? "With this teething ring I thee wed"?"

• (Joseph Bologna) "We've got a lot to talk about."
• (Michelle Johnson) "I know. I'm so glad you're leaving."

Demi Moore as Nicole Hollis

• (Demi Moore) "I'm no longer a carnivore. I don't eat anything that's ever had parents."

• (Demi Moore) "She's in love, you know?"
• (Michael Caine) "She thinks so."
• (Demi Moore) "If you think so, you are."

José Lewgoy as Eduardo Marques

• (José Lewgoy) "You are, how you say, the queer couple?"
• (Michael Caine) "Odd couple, odd."

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