Black Christmas (2006 film) Quotes

Black Christmas (2006 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Black Christmas stopped airing in 1970.

It features Marty Adelstein, Dawn Parouse, Victor Solnicki, Steve Hoban; James Wong, and Glen Morgan as producer, Shirley Walker in charge of musical score, and Robert McLachlan (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Black Christmas (2006 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Black Christmas (2006 film) is 84 minutes (European cut) long. Black Christmas (2006 film) is distributed by Dimension Films.

Black Christmas (2006 film) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I'm really not okay with any of this. I mean, buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?"
• (Unnamed) "No. You see, serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer; dude just f***ing lost it."

• (Unnamed) "What is that thing?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, but that-that f***in' voice, that was not Megan or Kyle. That was the f***ing devil, and he was not talking to us, he was talking to Billy."

• (Unnamed) "Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ball sack."

• (Unnamed) "Oh s***, the main breaker's underneath the house. What? I'm not the totally helpless daddy's girl these bitches make me out to be."
• (Unnamed) "OK, Then go outside and turn the power on."
• (Unnamed) "Are you high? I'm not going outside, it's freezing."
• (Unnamed) "It'll take two seconds, you know where the power is and I'll keep looking for Clair."
• (Unnamed) "Oh fine."

• (Unnamed) "Oh s***. The main breaker is underneath the house."
• (Unnamed) "What? I'm not the totally helpless daddy's girl these bitches make me out to be."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, then go outside and turn the power on."
• (Unnamed) "Are you high? I'm not going outside, it's freezing."
• (Unnamed) "It'll take two seconds, you know where the power is, I'll keep looking for Clair"
• (Unnamed) "Ugh, fine."

• (Unnamed) "I realize you're an only child, so let me explain: Christmas is just Darwin, the weak get eaten."

• (Unnamed) "Call the police."
• (Unnamed) "Please. The police are gonna do s*** about one wack job phone call."
• (Unnamed) "Just dial 69."
• (Unnamed) "That just calls him back unless there's something you need him to clarify."
• (Unnamed) "Caller ID says Clair's cell."
• (Unnamed) "You really shouldn't provoke someone like that."
• (Unnamed) "What would you know about dealing with anyone other than your nascar daddy?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm goin' home."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, yeah. Run to daddy."
• (Unnamed) "At least my family wants me to come home."
• (Unnamed) "You guys. Come on. It's like, Christmas time."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. Come on, Heather. What about your present?"
• (Unnamed) "Give it to Billy."

• (Unnamed) "Happy Holidays."

• (Unnamed) "Santa's not coming for you. He was shot down by the Russians."
• (Unnamed) "Don't listen to her, Billy. There's a surprise upstairs waiting for you in your room. Go on up there."

• (Unnamed) "Hello? Merry Christmas."
• (Unnamed) "Merry Christmas."
• (Unnamed) "Hey. Merry Christmas."
• (Unnamed) "She's my family now."

• (Unnamed) "Billy. Billy. Girls, I can't find Billy's present under the tree here. Come on, girls, we can't start the secret santa without Billy's present. Hello? Who drew Billy's name?"
• (Unnamed) "Um, Ms. Mac, it's a secret santa."
• (Unnamed) "Can we just get on with this thing? So I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas."
• (Unnamed) "Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ballsack."
• (Unnamed) "It'll stop. The party gods wouldn't allow me to be here alone during Christmas break."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I'll be here, Dana."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, they're makin' me work next week."
• (Unnamed) "That sucks, everyone should be home for Christmas."
• (Unnamed) "All right, all right, who's not here?"
• (Unnamed) "Um, like everybody."
• (Unnamed) "Chelsea?"
• (Unnamed) "She went home this morning."

• (Unnamed) "f*** you bitches."

• (Unnamed) "What do you know about dealing with anyone but your Nascar daddy?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm goin' home."
• (Unnamed) "Go on, run home to daddy."
• (Unnamed) "At least my family wants me home."

• (Unnamed) "Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas s*** in this room resembles anything Christian, huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman Winter Festival; twelve days in December when the nights were long and the Earth was ruled by the demons of chaos. And f***ing Santa Claus? This fat voyeur that watches you all year long to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house. And that is different from what Billy did, how?"

• (Unnamed) "She's my family now."

• (Unnamed) "I see you're still buying presents for Billy."
• (Unnamed) "I see you're doing something different this year. Instead of getting a persent for Billy, you're getting a present from Billy."
• (Unnamed) "That wasn't there before."

• (Unnamed) "Can't we just get on with this thing?"
• (Unnamed) "We have to open Billy's present first."
• (Unnamed) "I'm really not okay with this. Buying a present for a serial killer?"
• (Unnamed) "Billy lived here."

• (Unnamed) "They're not your family -- and your brother's not here"
• (Unnamed) "No -- MY DADDY IS."

• (Unnamed) "Didn't I see Clair earlier?"
• (Unnamed) "Isn't she upstairs writing a card to her sister?"
• (Unnamed) "No, I think her sister picked her up earlier. Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to bury the hatchet and rediscover each other."
• (Unnamed) "I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister -- right in her head."

• (Unnamed) "Eve, you crazy bitch, I can see your breath."

• (Unnamed) "What is that?"
• (Unnamed) "-- You're kidding me, right?"

• (Unnamed) "You're a legacy? What year?"
• (Unnamed) "Ninety-two -- Ninety three -- I don't know, I started late, I quit early --"
• (Unnamed) "Nineteen-ninety three -- I became housemother here; I don't remember you."
• (Unnamed) "-- I mean, this was supposed to be such a big f***ing weekend, excuse my language, but I drove all the way up here in this s***ty, s***ty weather, after blowing off a weekend with a cardiologist and --"
• (Unnamed) "I love your coat."

• (Unnamed) "Who hasn't gotten a gift yet? Oh, Lauren."
• (Unnamed) "Just give her a shot of tequila, and wish her happy holidays."
• (Unnamed) "Happy Holidays."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, I know this is supposed to be the whole "Secret Santa" thing, but, I know that Clair drew your name."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah, she get me anything good?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah -- it's a music box. It plays "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies"."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, f*** no. I'm already startin' to see the Sugar Plum Fairies, I don't need to hear the little f***ers too."
• (Unnamed) "Language, language."

• (Hospital Santa) "A Padlock?"
• (Unnamed) "His mom used one when she kept him in the attic -- it helps him feel at home, especially at Christmas, every year around this time he tries to escape"

• (Unnamed) "Are you high? It's freezing out there."

• (Unnamed) "Merry Christmas, Agnes."
• (Unnamed) "Is that Santa's reindeer?"
• (Unnamed) "There's nothing up there. Now, do you want a Christmas cookie? You're my cookie, and I could gobble you up."

• (Unnamed) "I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister. Right in her head."

• (Unnamed) "f*** Christmas. Just f*** it."

• (Unnamed) "They're my family now."

• (Unnamed) "Alpha Kappa -- hello? Hello, hello? Very funny, Kyle."
• (Unnamed) "I think someone's in trouble."
• (Unnamed) "Where is Agnes? Billy. What your mother and I must know is where is Agnes? Merry Christmas, Agnes. You are in my house, I can see you. Everyone should be home for Christmas. Santa Claus is dead."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, shouldn't you get goin', don't you have lots of toys to deliver to good little boys and girls?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna kill you."

• (Unnamed) "I got it."
• (Unnamed) "Why is Megan calling here?"
• (Unnamed) "Hey, where are you?"
• (Unnamed) "She's my family now. Everyone should be home for Christmas. I'll be home for Christmas, and I'm going to bury the hatchet in your head."
• (Unnamed) "That was not Megan --"

• (Unnamed) "Everyone will be home for Christmas"

• (Unnamed) "Eve, you crazy bitch, I can see your breath."

• (Unnamed) "That sucks, everyone should be home for Christmas."

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