Big Nothing Quotes

Big Nothing is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Big Nothing ended its run in 1970.

It features Harry Manfredini in charge of musical score, and Richard Greatrex as head of cinematography.

Big Nothing is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Big Nothing is 86 minutes long. Big Nothing is distributed by Pathé Distribution.

The cast includes: David Schwimmer as Charlie, Simon Pegg as Gus, Jon Polito as Agent Hymes, Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Smalls, and Natascha McElhone as Penelope Wood.

Big Nothing Quotes

Simon Pegg as Gus

• (Simon Pegg) "Welcome to hell, dickhead."

• (Simon Pegg) "Who the hell are you?"
• (Mimi Rogers) "Considering that I live here, young man, the question is, "Who the hell are you?""

• (80 Year Old Blind Man) "Who the hell are you?"
• (Simon Pegg) "Er -- I'm the guy that's here to collect the money."
• (80 Year Old Blind Man) "Give me your gun."
• (Simon Pegg) "I don't have one."
• (80 Year Old Blind Man) "You've come to get money from me and you ain't packing?"
• (80 Year Old Blind Man) "Give my regards to the big bearded guy."
• (Simon Pegg) "You don't mean Santa Clause, do ya?"

• (Simon Pegg) "Okie-dokie."

David Schwimmer as Charlie

• (David Schwimmer) "Hey Gus -- What's the greek word for "bullshit"?"

• (David Schwimmer) "I put him in the septic tank"
• (Simon Pegg) "Who?"
• (David Schwimmer) "The corpse?"
• (Simon Pegg) "He wasn't a corpse when I left him Charlie"
• (David Schwimmer) "Should we get him out?"
• (Simon Pegg) "Yeah how long has been down there breathing liquid shit?"

• (David Schwimmer) "I just drowned a man of the cloth in crap."

• (David Schwimmer) "Did you check her pulse?"
• (Josie McBroom) "Well I assumed that when you have an axe lodged in your skull, your pulse tends to bottom out on you."

• (Josie McBroom) "Freakin' fantastic. Don't you see? None of us has to run away or turn ourselves in."
• (David Schwimmer) "What do you propose? We roam the country living on the land, like Bonnie and Clyde -- and Clyde?"

• (David Schwimmer) "Holy Moly."
• (Simon Pegg) "Who says "Holy Moly"?"

Natascha McElhone as Penelope Wood

• (Natascha McElhone) "Are you going to answer that?"
• (Josie McBroom) "No, it's probably just my ex-boyfriend."

Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Smalls

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