Bicentennial Man (film) Quotes

Bicentennial Man (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Bicentennial Man ended its run in 1970.

It features Chris Columbus as producer, James Horner in charge of musical score, and Phil Méheux as head of cinematography.

Bicentennial Man (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bicentennial Man (film) is 132 minutes long. Bicentennial Man (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Robin Williams as Andrew Martin, Sam Neill as Sir, Oliver Platt as Rupert Burns, Lynne Thigpen as Portia, Kiersten Warren as Galatea, Hallie Kate Eisenberg as Little Miss, Sam Neill as Sir Martin, and Hallie Kate Eisenberg as Little Miss Amanda Martin - Age 7.

Bicentennial Man (film) Quotes

Kiersten Warren as Galatea

• (Kiersten Warren) "If I only had a heart. Picture me a balcony --"
• (Robin Williams) "Do you have an impact drill?"
• (Oliver Platt) "Yeah. Over on a rack."
• (Robin Williams) "Thank you."

• (Kiersten Warren) "Let's get loco, robo."

• (Kiersten Warren) "I think personality is much more important than intelligence, don't you?"

• (Kiersten Warren) "Sucks to be you."

• (Kiersten Warren) "You and me, we're the same."

Lynne Thigpen as Portia

• (Lynne Thigpen) "What's right for most people in most situations isn't right for everyone in every situation. Real morality lies in following one's own heart."

• (Lynne Thigpen) "Thank you Galatea."
• (Kiersten Warren) "As the great Andrew Martin used to say, "One is glad to be of service"."
• (Lynne Thigpen) "See you soon."

• (Lynne Thigpen) "Can you do me a favor -- would you mind unplugging me? That's an order."

• (Lynne Thigpen) "I like you. I even understand you some of the time. But I'm not about to invest my emotions in a machine."

Robin Williams as Andrew Martin

• (Robin Williams) "Sir, is everything all right?"
• (Sam Neill) "Umm. They've both gone now, Andrew. Well, things change, things always change. People move on. It's as it should be. But, what I realized today is that I'll never stop missing them."
• (Robin Williams) "Sir? One is still here."
• (Sam Neill) "And one is glad of that Andrew. Thank you."

• (Robin Williams) "It all sounds so very -- messy."
• (Sam Neill) "That's -- a fair point"

• (Robin Williams) "One has studied your history. Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea, freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having."

• (Robin Williams) "I saw the inner me."

• (Robin Williams) "They die? One feels badly for them."

• (Robin Williams) "I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be."

• ('Miss' Grace Martin - Age 9) "Oh, Aaaandreeeew. Could you come up?"
• (Robin Williams) "Yes, miss?"
• ('Miss' Grace Martin - Age 9) "Andrew, would you please open the window?"
• (Robin Williams) "One is glad to be of service."
• (Robin Williams) "A lovely breeze."
• ('Miss' Grace Martin - Age 9) "Now jump."
• ('Miss' Grace Martin - Age 9) "No. Out the window."
• (Sam Neill) "Did you hear something?"
• ('Ma'am' Martin) "An earthquake?"

• (Robin Williams) "Will every human being that I care for just -- leave?"
• (Lynne Thigpen) "I'm afraid so --"
• (Robin Williams) "That won't do."

• (Robin Williams) "May one, sir? Is now a good time?"
• ('Ma'am' Martin) "What? A good time for what?"
• (Robin Williams) "Last night, Sir taught --"
• (Sam Neill) "No, no, no, don't blame me Andrew. Just -- go ahead."
• (Robin Williams) "Thank you sir"
• (Robin Williams) "Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it. What is a brunette between two blondes? A translator. Do you know why blind people don't like to sky-dive? It scares their dogs. A man with demensia is driving on the freeway. His wife calls him on the mobile phone and says "Sweetheart, I heard there's someone driving the wrong way on the freeway." He says "One? There's hundreds." What's silent and smells like worms? Bird farts. It must have been an engineer who designed the human body. Who else would put a waste processing plant next to a recreation area? A woman goes into a doctor's office, and the doctor says "Do you mind if I numb your breasts?" "Not at all." makes 'motor-boating' noise. "Num-num-num-num.""
• (Robin Williams) "One did it sir."
• (Sam Neill) "Andrew, it was fine, but we might want to talk about appropriatness and um, and timing."
• (Robin Williams) "It's ten-fifteen sir."

• (Robin Williams) "What a piece of fecal matter."
• (Oliver Platt) "s***."
• (Robin Williams) "Excuse me?"
• (Oliver Platt) "What a piece of s***."
• (Robin Williams) "I know that."
• (Oliver Platt) "No, that's what you say when you're frustrated. You say, "piece of s***.""
• (Robin Williams) ""Piece of s***"?"
• (Oliver Platt) "Yes, but with feeling."
• (Robin Williams) "Oh. What a piece of s***."
• (Oliver Platt) "More."
• (Robin Williams) "What a piece of s***."

• (Robin Williams) "One understands why some animals eat their young."

Oliver Platt as Rupert Burns

• (Oliver Platt) "Galatea, could you be a little more careful? That's very delicate equipment."
• (Kiersten Warren) "Sorry."
• (Oliver Platt) "What are you doing?"
• (Kiersten Warren) "Near as I can tell, your bitch work."
• (Oliver Platt) "My what?"
• (Kiersten Warren) "Oh you heard me. And I'm sick of it. All day long it's, "Yes Rupert, sir. No Rupert, sir. Would you like another beverage Rupert sir?" And it chaps my ass. So here's a helpful hint for you: SHUT UP AND LET ME DO MY WORK."
• (Kiersten Warren) "I'm done."

• (Oliver Platt) "What do they say?"
• (Robin Williams) "That you can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up, that you don't know who's who or what's what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you're gonna die -- you kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body, but the one you love is still there. That's a miracle. You can go to heaven and come back alive. You can go back anytime you want with the one you love."
• (Oliver Platt) "And you want to experience that?"
• (Robin Williams) "Oh, yes, please."
• (Oliver Platt) "So do I."

Sam Neill as Sir Martin

• (Sam Neill) "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
• (Robin Williams) "One does not know, sir, possibly a predator was behind the chicken, or possibly there was a female chicken on the other side of the road, if it's a male chicken. Possibly a food source, or depending on the season it might be migrating. One hopes there's no traffic."
• (Sam Neill) "To get to the other side."
• (Robin Williams) "To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?"

• (Sam Neill) "You're a unique robot, Andrew. I feel a responsibility to help you become; whatever you're able to be."

Hallie Kate Eisenberg as Little Miss Amanda Martin - Age 7

• (Hallie Kate Eisenberg) "What's an andrew?"

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