Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered stopped airing in 1970.

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Hi, Oz."
• (Unnamed) "Hi."
• (Unnamed) "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."
• (Unnamed) "But you're not a rat. So call it an upside."

• (Unnamed) "I wish dating was like slaying. You know, simple, direct, stake through the heart, no muss, no fuss."

• (Unnamed) "How do you feel about eternal life?"
• (Unnamed) "We couldn't just start with a coffee?"

• (Unnamed) "Are you guys going to the Valentine's Day dance at the Bronze? I think it's gonna be a lot of fun."
• (Unnamed) "Go ahead, you know you want to say it."
• (Unnamed) "My boyfriend's in the band."

• (Unnamed) "Slaying is a tad more perilous than dating."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia."

• (Unnamed) "I cannot believe that you are fool enough to do something like this."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, no, I'm twice the fool it takes to do somethin' like this."

• (Unnamed) "Xander, what's going on? Who died and made you Elvis?"

• (Unnamed) "Happy Valentine's Day, Dru."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Angel. It's still warm."
• (Unnamed) "I knew you'd like it. I found it in a quaint little shop girl."

• (Unnamed) "Amy. Good to see you. You're a witch."
• (Unnamed) "No, I'm not. That-that was my mom, remember?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I'm thinking it runs in the family. I saw you working that mojo on Miss Beakman. Maybe I should go tell somebody about that."
• (Unnamed) "Wha- that's not even- That is so mean."

• (Unnamed) "Blackmail is such an ugly word."
• (Unnamed) "I didn't say blackmail."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I thought I'd bring it up."

• (Unnamed) "Valentine's Day. Yes, um, "Angel nails a puppy to the-""
• (Unnamed) "Skip it."
• (Unnamed) "Ye- but --"
• (Unnamed) "I don't wanna know. I don't have a puppy. Skip it."

• (Unnamed) "Intent has to be pure with love spells."
• (Unnamed) "Right. I intend revenge. Pure as the driven snow."

• (Unnamed) "Boy, that was the best scavenger hunt ever."

• (Unnamed) "What are you doing? Are you going like stalker-boy on me now?"

• (Unnamed) "It's time for me to act like a man -- and hide."

• (Unnamed) "Do you know what you are, Harmony? You're a sheep."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not a sheep."
• (Unnamed) "You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does just so you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm way cooler than you are 'cause I'm not a sheep. I do what I wanna do, and I wear what I wanna wear. And you know what? I'll date whoever the hell I wanna date. No matter how lame he is."

• (Unnamed) "When are you guys gonna stop makin' fun of me for dating Cordelia?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, but never."

• (Unnamed) "Might I have a word?"
• (Unnamed) "Have a sentence even."

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