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Beverly Hills Cop II Quotes

Beverly Hills Cop II is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Beverly Hills Cop II ended in 1970.

It features Don Simpson; Jerry Bruckheimer as producer, Harold Faltermeyer in charge of musical score, and Jeffrey L. Kimball as head of cinematography.

Beverly Hills Cop II is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Beverly Hills Cop II is 103 minutes long. Beverly Hills Cop II is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley, Judge Reinhold as Billy Rosewood, Robert Pastorelli as Vinnie, Gil Hill as Inspector Todd, Brigitte Nielsen as Karla Fry, Allen Garfield as Harold Lutz, Gilbert Gottfried as Sidney Bernstein, and Robert Ridgely as Mayor Ted Egan.

Beverly Hills Cop II Quotes

Judge Reinhold as Billy Rosewood

  • (Judge Reinhold) "Sarge? You old bloodhound."
  • (Sergeant Taggart) "Billy, isn't this uh?"
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Yeah."
  • (Sergeant Taggart) "No."
  • (Sergeant Taggart) "It's red."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "It's green."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Oh, yeah, it was red. Okay."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "It was yellow."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Sarge, will you just relax and trust me?"
  • (Sergeant Taggart) "Trust you? You drive worse than Maureen."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "No way."
  • (Sergeant Taggart) "Billy, what are you doing?"
  • (Judge Reinhold) "I've been wanting to wear this for a while, Sarge."
  • (Sergeant Taggart) "What are you, nuts? Jesus Christ, Billy. We gotta talk. What the hell is this?"
  • (Judge Reinhold) "You can never have too much firepower."

Gil Hill as Inspector Todd

  • (Det. Jeffrey Friedman) "This is not my office."
  • (Gil Hill) "You're damn right it isn't."

Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley

  • (Eddie Murphy) "You just hit a squad car."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "I know, I know. It's okay, I know the guy. He's a jerk."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "24 hours a day I will be in the car. I will sleep, eat, drink, shit. I will- No, I ain't gonna shit."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You thought I was gonna really shit. I wouldn't- Wh-what would I look like shitting in the car? I ain't gonna shit. Don't worry about a thing, though. I am on the job. Don't worry about a thing. I'm on the job."
  • (Gil Hill) "THAT'S what I'm afraid of."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, man. Take off your glasses. I thought that was you, man. You almost got busted, I did get busted. I lost my whole investment because of you. Vinnie, what the hell is wrong with you, man? You know I'm a businessman. I got to work."
  • (Robert Pastorelli) "What?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You come inside here a half hour late, and on top of all that you gonna bring the goddamn cop with you, too?"
  • (Robert Pastorelli) "What you talking cop? He ain't no cop."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "That's Dirty Harry himself. Man, what the fuck is wrong with you gonna bring him in here?"
  • (Carlotta) "You calling me a cop?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You definitely a cop."
  • (Robert Pastorelli) "He ain't no cop, he's my nephew."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Well, the dude is definitely bad luck. I don't know what he is to you; he's bad luck to me."
  • (Carlotta) "Bad luck? I'll fuckin' tell you what's bad luck. My friend's in a prison body shop fixin' all the cars that he smashed that day 'cause you had to fuck around. This guy's a fuckin' clown."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, what is- Wait a second."
  • (Carlotta) "What the fucking cock you tryin' to get away with?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I'm checking you for a wire, man."
  • (Carlotta) "Get fuckin' outta here."
  • (Robert Pastorelli) "Oh, hey, hey, hey."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Why can't I check ya?"
  • (Robert Pastorelli) "Ho, ho, ho. Stop the bullshit. Stop the bullshit. Stop this bullshit. Cut the bullshit. Cut the bullshit right now. Cut the bullshit, man."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "If he ain't a cop, if he ain't wired, why can't I- why can't I frisk him? Why can't- Why won't he let me frisk him, then? Then why can't I frisk him if he ain't got no wire on?"
  • (Robert Pastorelli) "Look, I got 2000 blank American Express cards, right now. Gold. You got the money, you wanna do business or what?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I have the money and I do wanna do business, but with you. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, 'cause this dude is a cop. I know when I can smell a pig inside the room. I used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. And th --"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yes, pork. It's definitely pork. I ain't doin' shit around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. Fuck you, man. Allahu Akbar."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Is he a civilian now?"
  • (Robert Ridgely) "Yes."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I'm gonna kick yo' ass later."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, you mean the construction that's going on. Yes, I'm very embarrassed about that. What I'm trying to do, though, is just confine myself to the other five bedrooms. I'm used to compromising my lifestyle."
  • (Sergeant Taggart) "Bullshit. You've stolen this house."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "How the fuck can you steal a house? This -- my uncle's house."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?"
  • (Sergeant Taggart) "Do I really look like Gerald Ford?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Y'all both look like Gerald Ford."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Inspector T, how you doin'?"
  • (Gil Hill) "Where the fuck you been, Foley? And what the fuck is this?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "It's a blue slip."
  • (Gil Hill) "Wh-what in the hell do you need a thousand dollars for?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "A little flash money."
  • (Gil Hill) "Flash money. Well, let's see here; $2,000 for a suit, $200 for a tie, a requisition order for a Ferrari. I'm don't wanna see any more of these blue slips. When am I gonna see some arrest slips?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I know that you're getting' upset. And I know that you have reason to be upset. But let me tell you something, chief. I am close, I am so close now. I'm closer than I've been, and it-it's makin' me crazy. 'Cause I can smell it, it's in the air. And I smell it. It's"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I sm- Do you smell it? 'Cause I smell it."
  • (Gil Hill) "All I smell is your bullshit. For six months, I been pourin' money down a bottomless hole. Where the bad guys at the end of this rainbow?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Wait a second, look. I just thought, that if there was a problem-"
  • (Gil Hill) "Don't think, Axel. It makes my dick itch. The truth is, this department has fronted you a fortune. And my ass is on the line. I okayed all this shit."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Hey. Sound the alarm. You got a break-in."
  • (City Deposit Guard) "I need authorization."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Authorized."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yo, man. What's that for?"
  • (Judge Reinhold) "After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yo man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) ""If you get your head out of your ass long enough"? "Kiss my ass"? You're gettin' more and more like me every day. Next thing you know you're gonna have Afros -- big dicks and all."

Robert Ridgely as Mayor Ted Egan

  • (Robert Ridgely) "You're fired too. You're out of here, get out of here."
  • (Biddle) "Aw, I didn't do anything --"
  • (Robert Ridgely) "Will you get out, get out."

Brigitte Nielsen as Karla Fry

  • (Brigitte Nielsen) "Goodbye, Mr. Foley."
  • (Sergeant Taggart) "Women."

Allen Garfield as Harold Lutz

  • (Sergeant Taggart) "Putz."
  • (Allen Garfield) "Did you say something, Taggart?"
  • (Biddle) "He called you "Putz", sir."
  • (Sergeant Taggart) "I didn't call him a putz, I called you a putz."
  • (Allen Garfield) "He's right, Putz."
  • (Allen Garfield) "Who the hell are you?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Uh, my name is Johnny Wish-Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone. And I am a psychic from the island of St. Croix. Yes, I am psychic from the island of St. Croix. And I read in the St. Croix Gazette that the Beverly Hills Police Department having some trouble figuring out crimes. So, what I did was come to Beverly Hills to help the police out. They tell me they don't want my help, they don't need my help, so I'm gonna go on my merry way. I'm a psychic. I am a psychic phenomenon. Watch this. I don't know who you are, but watch this. Ummm -- Your name is, ummmm, Lutz. Right? Chief Lutz. That's your name. See? The name pop inside my head like that. And your name is, ummmmm, ummmmm --"
  • (Biddle) "Biddle?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Biddle. Yes, see? I- You- Two more seconds I would have said it myself. I don't need no help from no one, because I'm Johnny Wishbone, psychic extraordinaire. And if you need me, just think "Johnny Wishbone" and I come running. Lutz and Biddle, it's like Kibbles n' Bits, but different."
  • (Allen Garfield) "Have you submitted yourself for drug testing yet?"

Gilbert Gottfried as Sidney Bernstein

  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Naturally. I can see- Yeah, yeah. I mean I-I understand. Somebody- W-wait-"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Oh, oh, oh. Come right in. Don't let the fact that my door's closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Sir, we're with the Beverly Hills Police Department. Are you Mr. Sidney Bernstein?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Yes. Lucky guess."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets, we have a warrant for your arrest."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "25? What 25?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You have 25 unpaid parking tickets, sir."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "I-I pay my tickets. I pay; I pay all my tickets."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Sir, do you own a Black Mercedes-Benz, License Plates number CRL-507?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "507? That's my wife's car. That's not my car. That's my-"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You have 25 unpaid parking tickets."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "I mean, it's under my name. But, it's my wife's car. No. No. No."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Bitch."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Your tickets have not been paid, that means you're liable."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Can you cuff Mr. Bernstein, please?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Cuff me? There are people out there with chainsaws, you're cuffing me."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets, and it's your car. So, we have to take you in."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Wait a second, I've got an idea. Is there something that I have in this office that I could hand to you, and that would make you kind of forget that you're holding those, uh, little pink tickets there?"

Robert Pastorelli as Vinnie

  • (Robert Pastorelli) "Hey, Ace. I would very much like you to meet Judy. She can suck a golf ball through twenty feet of garden hose. Ain't that right?"

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