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Beverly Hills Cop Quotes

Beverly Hills Cop is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Beverly Hills Cop ended its run in 1970.

It features Don Simpson, and Jerry Bruckheimer as producer, Harold Faltermeyer in charge of musical score, and Bruce Surtees as head of cinematography.

Beverly Hills Cop is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Beverly Hills Cop is 105 minutes long. Beverly Hills Cop is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley, Bronson Pinchot as Serge, Judge Reinhold as Detective Rosewood, John Ashton as Sergeant Taggart, Paul Reiser as Jeffery, Lisa Eilbacher as Jenny Summers, Judge Reinhold as Detective McCabe, Judge Reinhold as Detective Foster, and Steven Berkoff as Victor Maitland.

Beverly Hills Cop Quotes

Bronson Pinchot as Serge

  • (Bronson Pinchot) "I see you look at this piece."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah. I was wondering how much something like this went for."
  • (Bronson Pinchot) "One hundred and thirty thousand dollar."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Get the fuck out of here."
  • (Bronson Pinchot) "No, I cannot. It's serious. Because it's very important piece."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Have you ever sold one of these?"
  • (Bronson Pinchot) "Sell it yesterday to a collector."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Get the fuck out of here."
  • (Bronson Pinchot) "No. I'm serious. I sell it myself."
  • (Bronson Pinchot) "Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her --"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "No, Axel Foley. Axel."
  • (Bronson Pinchot) "Achnell? Achwell --"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Axel."
  • (Bronson Pinchot) "-- Foley is here to see her, he's an old acquaintance."

Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley

  • (Eddie Murphy) "Tell Victor that Ramon; -the fella he met about a week ago?; -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Did you see that shit? I can describe all of em."
  • (Beverly Hills Cop #1) "Please move to the side of the car, and put your hands on the hood."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Why, what's with you guys?"
  • (Beverly Hills Cop #2) "You heard what he said, sir. Do it right now, please."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "What kind of shit is this, man? Hold up, wait a second. You guys are arresting me for getting thrown out of a fucking window? I got thrown out of a window, man."
  • (Beverly Hills Cop #1) "Gun, partner."
  • (Beverly Hills Cop #1) "Sir, you are under arrest; you are to remain silent, anything you say CAN and will be against you in a court of law. You have a right to have an attorney present during questioning --"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, I understand, I understand the rights. I know this is bullshit, man -- I got thrown out of a fucking window."
  • (Beverly Hills Cop #2) "Please get in the car, sir."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Tell me, sir, what's the charge?"
  • (Beverly Hills Cop #2) "Posession of concealed weapons, and disturbing the peace."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window. What's the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? This is bullshit."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "You mind telling me where the fuck you come off going undercover without authorization from me? What the fuck is this all about? You wanna play some fucking bullshit cowboy cop? Go do it in somebody else's precinct."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Don't you wanna hear my side of the story?"
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "What's your fucking side of the story?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Let's hear your side of the story."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "Hey Axel, I'm not takin' anymore of this shit from you. You know how much this little stunt of yours is gonna cost this city?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I don't think cost is the issue here, sir. I think the issue should be my blatant disregard for proper procedure."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "You damn right, wise ass. The mayor called the Chief, the Chief called the Deputy Chief, the Deputy Chief just chewed my ass out. You see I don't have any bit of it left, don't you? Where in the fuck did you get a truckload of cigarettes from anyway?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "From the Dearborn Hijacking."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "From the Dearborn Hijacking? That fucking bust went down last week. That truck is supposed to be in the damn pound."
  • (Paul Reiser) "I tried to tell you."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "Jeffery, this is none of your fucking business."
  • (Paul Reiser) "This is not my locker."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "Listen Axel, no more of these set ups, you understand? You're a good cop, and you got great potential, but you don't know every fucking thing. And I'm tired of taking the heat for your ass. One more time and you're out on the street. Do you understand me?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Look, Boss, let me tell --"
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "Do you understand me?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, I understand. Boss. The Chief ain't chew it all out. You still got a little ass there."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "Don't fuck with me Axel. Not now. Go on. Go home."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "What? Y'all the second team?"
  • (Judge Reinhold) "We're the first team."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this; "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe." See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Look, I heard a rumor that you're gonna use Rand on this case, and, between the two of us, the guy doesn't know the time of day."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "Don't mess with me now, Axel."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "It's the first time he's left his desk in 12 years."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "At least he's had 12 years. Anyway, it's a homicide case and it belongs to Rand. Now go to the hospital."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Well, you don't mind if I ask around a little bit, do you?"
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "Don't do a damn thing. It's Rand's case. Your ass is skating on thin ice as it is."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, look, we're talking about a friend of mine, here."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "Yes, we are, aren't we. Now, let's take a close look at that. One, a hoodlum friend. Two, a professional hit. Three, in a cop's apartment. This whole thing stinks to high heaven."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "How do you know it was a professional hit?"
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "I didn't just walk into this town from the cotton fields. Whoever killed your friend wasn't worried about your little narrow ass. If they were, you'd be lyin' beside him in that meat wagon. Just don't do a damn thing. Stay out of this."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Well, look. I got some vacation time comin' to me. I wanna take my vacation now."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "Stay away from this case, Axel."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "No, it's just that I feel I need a little vacation, that's all."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "All right. Soon as you're finished at the hospital, you're on vacation."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Thank you."
  • (Inspector Douglas Todd) "But if you decide to butt into this case, it'd be the longest vacation you ever heard of."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Coffee grounds."
  • (Lisa Eilbacher) "So?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You know what this stuff is used for?"
  • (Lisa Eilbacher) "Yeah, some people filter hot water through it and drink it."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, I'm gonna take this home and filter hot water through it and drink it in the morning."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Is your supervisor here?"
  • (Bonded Warehouse Security Guard) "Yeah, he's in the office."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Can you go get him for me, please?"
  • (Bonded Warehouse Security Guard) "What's the problem?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Are you security here?"
  • (Bonded Warehouse Security Guard) "Yeah."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Then you're the fucking problem. Go get your supervisor, please. Now. NOW."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Hey man what's hapnin' Phil, I new dat was you, he told me that wasn't you, said you don't come here no more, but I said it's Phil. That is Philip,"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I told you that's Phil, you liar."
  • (Strip Club Holdup Man #1) "Get outta here man."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Hey Philip, gimme kiss baby. Hey"
  • (Strip Club Holdup Man #1) "Everybody Freeze."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Phil."
  • (Strip Club Holdup Man #1) "Get your hands on the table."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Phil. What's wrong man?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "What's all the hostility Phil?"
  • (Strip Club Holdup Man #1) "Get back man."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Whachoo doin' with all these guns man?"
  • (Strip Club Holdup Man #1) "Get back, I told you to get back."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You changed man."
  • (Strip Club Holdup Man #1) "I'm tellin' you to get back, if you don't get back I'm gonna blow your f kin brains out."
  • (John Ashton) "Police, move and I'll kill you."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Don't move, rollover."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Way to go, Rosewood, you're some kinda cop, you know that."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You can't go in 'cause you're a cop in this town. You go in there without probable cause, they're gonna call it an illegal search. You know that. Or didn't they teach you that in cop school?"
  • (Police Chief Hubbard) "What's this man doing here?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Bleeding, sir."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Before I go, I just want you two to know something, alright? The supercop story -- was working. Okay? It was working, and you guys just messed it up. Okay? I'm trying to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet. But it's cool. You fuck up a perfectly good lie."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this shit happened the last time I parked here."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "A heh-heh-heh-heh."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Gimme the key. I'm gonna follow 'em."
  • (Lisa Eilbacher) "Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day."
  • (Lisa Eilbacher) "I'm driving. I've seen your car."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, shit, that's cold."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window. What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "This is bozo, man."
  • (Bonded Warehouse Clerk #1) "You got some kind of warrant for this?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You know, you have a very big mouth, sir. Are you hiding something from me? Is that what you're doing? I bet you that is your Porsche that's parked outside, isn't it? Isn't that your Porsche? Is it? How would you like me to have the IRS come down here and crawl up your fuckin' ass with a microscope? 'Cause they'll do it. I've seen them do it. It's not a pretty sight. I want you to know something, pal. And I want all of y'all to know something. I can have twenty five agents down here in fifteen minutes to march in here, snatch your bond from underneath you and you guys'll be out of business, permanently, if I don't get some cooperation. Is that understood?"
  • (Bonded Warehouse Night Supervisor) "Don't get upset, Inspector. We'll give you everything you need. Right, guys?"
  • (Bonded Warehouse Security Guard) "Everything you need."
  • (Bonded Warehouse Clerk #1) "That's not my Porsche, no sir. I don't know whose it is."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Is this your car?"
  • (Lisa Eilbacher) "Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest."
  • (Cigarette Buyer) "You know, if you wanna be a fuckin asshole, you can take the whole load and smoke 'em yourself in the park."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I don't smoke Lucky Strikes."
  • (Cigarette Buyer) "I got people I gotta answer to."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I smoke King-Sized Kents."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "If something happens to her --"
  • (Steven Berkoff) "Hmmm? I'm all ears."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I'll kill you."
  • (Steven Berkoff) "Really? That would be a neat trick."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard."

Judge Reinhold as Detective Rosewood

  • (Police Chief Hubbard) "Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?"
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Yes, sir."
  • (Police Chief Hubbard) "Who lured Taggart and Rosemont into a gross dereliction of duty at a strip-tease establishment?"
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Uh, it's Rosewood, sir."
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Yes, sir."
  • (Police Chief Hubbard) "Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?"
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Yes, sir."
  • (Police Chief Hubbard) "I just bet that you are the pride of your department in Detroit. Lieutenant, I'd like to see you in your office."
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Yes, sir."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Is this the man who -- wrecked the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?"
  • (John Ashton) "Lower your voice, for Christ's sake."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "What, can the guy hear me through the wall?"
  • (John Ashton) "Yes, he can."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "You know what I keep thinking about? You know the end of Butch Cassidy? Redford and Newman are almost out of ammunition, and the whole Bolivian army is out- out in front of this little hut?"
  • (John Ashton) "Billy, I'm gonna make you pay for this."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "All he asked me to do was drive you out of town. Now I'm gonna screw that up, too."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "How did he know we were here?"
  • (John Ashton) "I let you drive."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Everything he said about Maitland is right. Now he's kidnapped a woman and he's got her in this house."
  • (John Ashton) "Well, let's go in there and get her."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "What the fuck do you think I'm trying to do here?"
  • (John Ashton) "You're not doing anything."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels."
  • (John Ashton) "Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?"
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Well, you eat a lot of red meat."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Police. You're all under arrest."
  • (John Ashton) "You do that again, I'll shoot you myself."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Sir, if you'll please follow me?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You know, I will say this, you guys are extremely polite."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "That's a pretty good punch you got there, Taggart."
  • (Police Chief Hubbard) "Is this man?"
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Yes sir."
  • (Police Chief Hubbard) "Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?"
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Yes sir."
  • (Police Chief Hubbard) "Who lured Taggart and Rosemont into a gross dereliction of duty at a striptease establishment?"
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Ah, it's RoseWOOD, sir."
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Yes sir."
  • (Police Chief Hubbard) "Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning?"
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Yes sir."
  • (Police Chief Hubbard) "I just bet you are the pride of your department in Detroit. Lieutenant, I'd like to see you in your office."
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Yes sir."

Lisa Eilbacher as Jenny Summers

  • (Lisa Eilbacher) "I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova."
  • (Lisa Eilbacher) "What are you driving now?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Same crappy blue Chevy Nova."
  • (Lisa Eilbacher) "Axel."
  • (Steven Berkoff) "Careful, old boy. You might hit me."
  • (Lisa Eilbacher) "What are you gonna do to him?"
  • (Steven Berkoff) "I think you should be more worried about what we're going to do with you."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, Jenny, don't worry about me. We got cocaine and coffee here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party."

John Ashton as Sergeant Taggart

  • (John Ashton) "Why didn't you identify yourself as a police officer when you were arrested?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "'Cause I was mindin' my own business. Hey, where the fuck do you guys get off on arresting somebody for getting thrown out of a window?"
  • (John Ashton) "We have six witnesses that say you broke in and started tearing up the place, then jumped out the window."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "And you guys believe that? What the fuck are you, cops or doormen?"
  • (John Ashton) "We're more likely to believe an important local businessman than a foul-mouthed jerk from out of town."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Foul-mouthed?"
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Fuck you, man."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Hey, Sarge --"
  • (John Ashton) "You watch your mouth."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, man, don't square off on me with some bullshit."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "You wanna start some static?"
  • (John Ashton) "Hey, don't push me."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Fuck you, man."
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Taggart."
  • (John Ashton) "Yes, sir."
  • (Lieutenant Bogomil) "Come here."
  • (John Ashton) "Sir -- I apologize for striking you. I have no excuse."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Forget about it."
  • (John Ashton) "Nah, that's alright. You keep it as a souvenir."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "I already have three of 'em in my bag."
  • (John Ashton) "Jesus Christ."
  • (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, these guys are serious."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "I hate machine guns."

Paul Reiser as Jeffery

  • (Paul Reiser) "Todd's looking for you. He is really pissed. You know what he said? This is your worst fuck up ever. Personally, I don't think that's true."

Steven Berkoff as Victor Maitland

  • (Steven Berkoff) "Now listen to me, my tough little friend. I don't know from under what stone you crawled, or where you get these ridiculous ideas about me, but it seems painfully obvious you haven't the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with. Now, my advice to you is crawl back to your little stone in Detroit before you get squashed."

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