Better Than Life (Red Dwarf episode) Quotes

Better Than Life (Red Dwarf episode) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Better Than Life completed its run in 1970.

Better Than Life (Red Dwarf episode) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I just wanted to say -- You're a total smeghead."
• (Unnamed) "What? This isn't my fantasy?"
• (Unnamed) "No, it's MINE."

• (Unnamed) "Loneliness weighs heavily on us all. Personally, the only thing that keeps me going is the thought that we are over 60 billion miles away from the nearest Berni Inn."

• (Unnamed) ""Of all the space bars in all the worlds, you had to re-materialise in mine.""

• (Unnamed) "'Dear Rimmer -- '"
• (Unnamed) "Is this from your Mum?"
• (Unnamed) "That's Mumsie."

• (Unnamed) "He always wanted to join the Space Corps, be an officer, but they wouldn't take him because he was an inch below regulation height. 1 inch. I had 3 brothers. When we were young he bought a traction machine so that he could stretch us. By the time my brother Frank was 11, he was 6ft 5. Every morning, he'd measure us. If we hadn't grown, back on the rack."

• (Unnamed) "About your father. If it's any help, he's in the ground now. Sure, it's bad news for him. But on the other hand, it's party time for all those little worms."

• (Unnamed) "Hi Sugar. How's about a little bit of "oobie doobie doo"?"
• (Unnamed) "How's about a little bit of "oobie doobie DON'T"."

• (Unnamed) ""Rear Admiral Lieutenant General Rimmer""
• (Unnamed) "That's from my mother."
• (Unnamed) "Rear Admiral."
• (Unnamed) "Every time I take an exam I tell her I've passed, it's getting embarrassing now. I should be Commander in Chief of the whole universe."

• (Unnamed) "She said he was very happy and he had gone to the same place as my goldfish. So I thought they'd flushed him down the bog."

• (Unnamed) "He had this fixation that we all had to get into the Space Corps. At meal times, he'd ask us questions on astro-navigation. If we got them wrong, no food."
• (Unnamed) "God, Rimmer. How did you cope with that?"
• (Unnamed) "I didn't. I nearly died of malnutrition."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, man, I'm so hungry I just have to eat."
• (Unnamed) "Rimmer's Dad's died."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I'd prefer chicken."

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