Better Off Ted Quotes

Better Off Ted is a Satire that debuted in 2009 on American Broadcasting Company. Better Off Ted ended in 2010.

Better Off Ted lasted 2 seasons and 26 episodes. It features Marc Solakian as producer, and Chris Alan Lee as composer. Better Off Ted is executive produced by Victor Fresco. Better Off Ted is created by Victor Fresco.

Better Off Ted is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Better Off Ted is 21 minutes long. Better Off Ted is produced by Garfield Grove Productions and distributed by 20th Television.

The cast includes: Portia de Rossi as Veronica, and Jay Harrington as Ted Crisp.

Better Off Ted Quotes

Jay Harrington as Ted Crisp

• (Jay Harrington) "Don't blame me for how I look, God made me this way, and then he told me where to shop for suits."

Portia de Rossi as Veronica

• (Portia de Rossi) "The company loves its money. If they could, they'd go to strip clubs and throw naked women at money."

• (Portia de Rossi) "Alright drones, listen up."

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