Better Halves Quotes

Better Halves is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Better Halves completed its run in 1970.

Better Halves Quotes

• (Unnamed) "What if your biological parents raised you, though? It'd be an entirely different scenario."
• (Unnamed) "What if they can do what I can do? What if they're like me?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, I hope they're not. No offense, but I like; I like that you're the freak. It makes you more -- special or whatever."
• (Unnamed) "Are you flirting with me?"
• (Unnamed) "No. Believe me, no. Um, look, do you plan on coming out to your parents? I mean the ones who raised you?"
• (Unnamed) "No. My dad would unspool. He's a really simple guy. He'd never be able to wrap his mind around something like that. It would break him."
• (Unnamed) "He's gonna find out."

• (Unnamed) "Should you be eavesdropping?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."

• (Unnamed) "We must use bathroom."
• (Gambler) "Now? We're in the middle of a hand."
• (Unnamed) "Sorry. Must go now. Had too much beer."

• (Unnamed) "Mom has a secret too."

• (Unnamed) "I guess the flying Petrelli didn't fly."
• (Unnamed) "We were on the train together, and suddenly he started carrying on about a mysterious traveler who stopped time and told him to save a cheerleader. It was all very fascinating. I should write a paper on the experience."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe you provoked him with sarcasm."

• (Unnamed) "What happens if we get to New York and it explodes?"
• (Unnamed) "If we get to New York, it won't explode. That's the idea, it's the heroic journey."
• (Unnamed) "It's your heroic journey."
• (Unnamed) "It's our heroic journey. You don't have to have superpowers to be a hero."

• (Unnamed) "I don't need to pee."

• (Ernie [Poker Man]) "You guys go to the bathroom together?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes. It is how we roll."

• (Unnamed) "You need to pull yourself together."
• (Unnamed) "You're not real."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm as real as you are."
• (Unnamed) "No. No, I have a tumor or something. This is --"
• (Unnamed) "Poor little crazy girl."
• (Unnamed) "-- A hallucination."
• (Unnamed) "Is that what you think you are? Oh, we're a lot of things, Niki, but we're not crazy."

• (Unnamed) "And this is what we're gonna do now. You're gonna get the money, and you're going to take Micah as far away from D.L. as you can. I'll do the rest."
• (Unnamed) "D.L. can take care of me. I don't need you."
• (Unnamed) "Niki -- He'll think you're crazy. And then he'll take Micah away from us. He'll put it all together, and when he does -- it's really only a question of whether he kills you before he leaves."

• (Unnamed) "How am I supposed to ask someone if they're a freak when they're probably just gonna lie about it like I do?"
• (Unnamed) "Why don't you just ask them what happens when they cut themselves? Or you could just cut them and find out."
• (Unnamed) "Uh-huh. Probably just think I was all bitter because they gave me away."

• (Unnamed) "Isaac Mendez?"
• (Unnamed) "Who are you?"

• (Unnamed) "The police are right outside. If I scream, they will be in here in two seconds."
• (Unnamed) "Then I hope you don't scream."

• (Unnamed) "Is that what you're calling them? The bio-parents? Oh that's so cold and impersonal. And fitting."

• (Unnamed) "I couldn't save them. I just hid in here. A hero doesn't hide --"
• (Unnamed) "He does if he wants to live. We need to get out of here. Before whoever did this comes back."

• (Unnamed) "You sure you don't want me to shove 'em into something on the way out?"
• (Unnamed) "Ha-ha."

• (Unnamed) "We framed him, killed his crew, stole two million dollars, we killed those thugs in the garage, killed those little bitches at the poker game. We've been very busy."
• (Unnamed) "Those men were ripped apart."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, well -- What can I say?"
• (Unnamed) "But they didn't do anything to me."
• (Unnamed) "Leaving witnesses would be sloppy. I did what had to be done. Like I always do."

• (Unnamed) "So you have a choice. You can let D.L. take our son away from us forever, or -- you can do exactly what I say."
• (Unnamed) "Where's the money?"
• (Unnamed) "Good choice."

• (Unnamed) "Dad, how'd you get out of jail?"
• (Unnamed) "Between you and me -- I walked out."
• (Unnamed) "Out of prison? How'd you do it?"
• (Unnamed) "Ain't no jail can hold your old man."
• (Unnamed) "Why not?"
• (Unnamed) "Cause I got a secret."
• (Unnamed) "Like Superman?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. Just like Superman."

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