Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes

Beavis and Butt-Head is a Animated sitcom that first aired in 1970 on MTV. Beavis and Butt-Head completed its run in 1997.

Beavis and Butt-Head was on for 8 seasons and 222 episodes. It features John Andrews as producer, Mike Judge doing voices, and Mike Judge as theme composer. Beavis and Butt-Head is executive produced by Mike Judge, and Abby Terkuhle. Beavis and Butt-Head is created by Mike Judge.

Beavis and Butt-Head is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Beavis and Butt-Head is 5-11 minutes Plainlist Beavis and Butt-Head is produced by J. J. Sedelmaier Productions, Inc., Tenth Annual Industries, Ternion Pictures, MTV Animation, The Honky Problem, Film Roman, and Mike Judge; MTV and distributed by Spike and Mike's Festival of Animation, and MTV Networks. Spinoffs for this show include Daria.

Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes

• (Beavis) "Turds. Turds."
• (Butt-head) "Where? I don't see any turds."
• (Beavis) "Right there. In the middle of the circle he's riding his tricycle in."

• (Beavis) "Hey Beavis, you know how sometimes we get a ride home from school, and there's all those dudes crammed together in the backseat?"
• (Butt-head) "Yeah, why?"
• (Beavis) "Um, heh heh, it is normal to get wood?"
• (Butt-head) "Beavis, you boner-popping pervert -- it's not even normal to ASK."

• (Bradley Buzzcut) "Good head, Butthead."
• (Butt-head) "Uh, thanks. Huh, huh."

• (Beavis) "Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass."
• (Butt-head) "Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?"
• (Beavis) "Cos I wanna see what my bunghole looks like."

• (Butt-head) "Is this Primus?"

• (Butt-head) "Some people are dumb."

• (Beavis) "Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio."

• (Beavis) "Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?"
• (Butt-head) "Beavis, it's not even normal to ask."

• (Butt-head) "We're gonna be rich."

• (Butt-head) "Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, give me that, buttknocker."
• (Beavis) "No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker."
• (Butt-head) "Give it here before I kick your buttknockering ass."
• (Beavis) "Stop calling me that, Butt-head. Stop it."
• (Butt-head) "Buttknocker."
• (Beavis) "Shut up, Butt-head. Shut up. I'm gonna kill you, Butt-head. I swear to go God, I'm gonna kill you."
• (Butt-head) "You and what other buttknocker?"

• (Beavis) "Damn we're smooth."

• (Butt-head) "How about a hug?"
• (Beavis) "Shut up. Or I'll wound your inner child. Heh hmmhh heh. And then I'll kick your ass."

• (Butt-head) "Uh, hey, baby."

• (Butt-head) "If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back -- you're a dumbass."

• (Unnamed) "Hey. Are you gonna stare all day or are you gonna buy something?"
• (Butt-head) "Uh, I'm gonna stare all day huh huh."

• (Butt-head) "You didn't score."
• (Beavis) "Yeah, but I came close."
• (Butt-head) "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes and like -- lemonade."
• (Beavis) "What?"

• (Beavis) "She doesn't wanna get up because she's got morning wood."
• (Butt-head) "Uh -- Beavis? I hope you were joking."
• (Beavis) "Uh -- Oh yeah. That's pretty funny."
• (Butt-head) "Dumbass."

• (Butt-head) "Hey, Beavis. This guy's your dad."

• (Unnamed) "I feel like such an ass."
• (Butt-head) "I feel like an ass too. Beavis, go out and get me an ass."
• (Beavis) "Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that?"

• (Butt-head) "Beavis, you're one miserable son of a bitch."

• (Beavis) "Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire."

• (Bradley Buzzcut) "Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you."

• (Beavis) "What?"
• (Butt-head) "Uh -- I dunno, what?"
• (Beavis) "What the hell are you talking about?"
• (Butt-head) "Uh -- I dunno. You're just a butt-knocker."
• (Beavis) "Don't call me a butt-knocker, you SON OF A BITCH."

• (Butt-head) "This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."

• (Butt-head) "Beavis, you're one pathetic piece of crap."

• (Butt-head) "Kick 'em in the nads, Beavis."

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