Beauty and the Beasts Quotes

Beauty and the Beasts is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Beauty and the Beasts completed its run in 1970.

Beauty and the Beasts Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Great, now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day."

• (Unnamed) "Time's up -- rules change."

• (Unnamed) "I'm afraid to ask."
• (Unnamed) "Oz ate someone last night."
• (Unnamed) "He did not."

• (Unnamed) "Clearly, we're looking for a depraved, sadistic animal."
• (Unnamed) "Present. Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable."

• (Unnamed) "He didn't? Pete was a monster? Where have I been?"
• (Unnamed) "In your special place, Cor, which is why I adore you."

• (Unnamed) "I can handle the Oz full monty. I mean, not handle handle, like, uh, hands-to-flesh, handle."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, well, it's not for you. It's for me. Um, 'cause I'm still getting used to half a monty."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, good. Half? You and Oz? Which half?"
• (Unnamed) "Wouldn't you like to know."

• (Unnamed) "It's tricky covering a fresh shiner like that. You know what works?"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Don't get hit."

• (Unnamed) "Oh right, bloody priceless."

• (Unnamed) "All men are beasts, Buffy."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical till I was at least forty."
• (Unnamed) "It's not cynical, I mean, it's realistic. Every guy; from Manimal right down to Mr. I-Loved-The-English-Patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act; they're all still just in it for the chase."

• (Unnamed) "How long exactly did you rest your eyes for?"
• (Unnamed) "A little now, uh, a little then. But I never heard Oz leave, and he was here in the morning when I, um when I --"
• (Unnamed) "Woke up."
• (Unnamed) "You could put it that way if you want to, Mr. Technical."

• (Unnamed) "And time moves quite differently there, so --"
• (Unnamed) "I remember. So, he would have been down there for hundreds of years?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "Of torture."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.