Beach Party Quotes

Beach Party is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Beach Party completed its run in 1970.

It features James H. Nicholson as producer, Les Baxter in charge of musical score, and Kay Norton as head of cinematography.

Beach Party is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Beach Party is 101 minutes long. Beach Party is distributed by American International Pictures (AIP).

The cast includes: Morey Amsterdam as Cappy, Harvey Lembeck as Eric Von Zipper, Special Thanks to Vincent Price as Big Daddy, Dorothy Malone as Marianne, Andy Romano as J.D., Frankie Avalon as Frankie, Jody McCrea as Deadhead, and Annette Funicello as Dolores.

Beach Party Quotes

Jody McCrea as Deadhead

• (Unnamed) "Deadhead, how could you be hungry at a time like this?"
• (Jody McCrea) "A man can't live by love alone."

• (Jody McCrea) "Boy, this has been some night."
• (Frankie Avalon) "You can say that again."
• (Jody McCrea) "Boy, this has been some night."

Morey Amsterdam as Cappy

• (Morey Amsterdam) "Not you again."
• (Harvey Lembeck) "Yep, it's me."
• (Morey Amsterdam) "I though maybe you'd skip us this year."
• (Harvey Lembeck) "I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes someone, they stay liked."

• (Morey Amsterdam) "Just one thing, Professor, will you level with me? What's with the feather duster? The beard? You think it moves the chicks?"
• (Unnamed) "No, it usually works the other way."
• (Morey Amsterdam) "I don't dig. You don't want to level with me?"
• (Unnamed) "All right, I'll level with you. When I first started out at Harvard, I was the youngest professor at the university. I was so young that it was sickening. No one took me seriously. Every time when I opened my mouth to speak, my students laughed, the other professors laughed, even the janitors laughted. Well, I knew it couldn't go on for long before I would be fired by the dean who did not want a professor that his students didn't take seriously. So one day at lunch, I sat down in the student cafeteria and presented my problem to this old professor friend of mine. And without even glancing up from his soup, he said to me: "buy yourself a pair of glasses and grow a beard." So you see, all of this is just 18 years of professor windowdressing."
• (Morey Amsterdam) "Amazing how our lives parallel. You have that, and I have this."
• (Morey Amsterdam) "You know why I grew this? I got a dimple in my chin and I didn't want anyone mistaking me for Kirk Douglas."
• (Unnamed) "But you don't look anything like Kirk Douglas."
• (Morey Amsterdam) "See? It works."

• (Morey Amsterdam) "Well, you came to the right cat. If anything you want to know about these kids I can tell you the whole thing in two words; they're nuts."

• (Morey Amsterdam) "Just what we need, the black plague."

• (Morey Amsterdam) "Can I ask you something, Professor? Are you studying these kids sex lives, or you getting involved in it?"

Harvey Lembeck as Eric Von Zipper

• (Harvey Lembeck) "Ah, Professor?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, Mr. Von Zipper?"
• (Harvey Lembeck) "I wonder if we could talk for a minute?"
• (Unnamed) "You mean like palaver?"
• (Harvey Lembeck) "We could do that, too."

• (Harvey Lembeck) "Look, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'."
• (Andy Romano) "That's right, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'."
• (Unnamed) "Who are you?"
• (Andy Romano) "J.D."
• (Harvey Lembeck) "That's short for "Juvenile Delinquent.""

Annette Funicello as Dolores

• (Unnamed) "Will I see you tomorrow?"
• (Annette Funicello) "Only if they allow me visitors."

Andy Romano as J.D.

• (Andy Romano) "You did it again, boss."
• (Harvey Lembeck) "You stupid, fix it."

Frankie Avalon as Frankie

• (Frankie Avalon) "You know, the only thing I've studied this semester is you."
• (Annette Funicello) "Well, I hope you don't flunk."
• (Frankie Avalon) "Well, there's always summer school, you know."

Special Thanks to Vincent Price as Big Daddy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Dorothy Malone as Marianne

• (Unnamed) "Marianne, this book will be my triumph."
• (Dorothy Malone) "And you'll never get it though the mail. But hang on to the picture rights, I'm sure American International will snap it up in a minute."

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