Beach Blanket Bingo Quotes

Beach Blanket Bingo is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Beach Blanket Bingo ended its run in 1970.

It features Samuel Z. Arkoff as producer, Les Baxter in charge of musical score, and Floyd Crosby, ASC as head of cinematography.

Beach Blanket Bingo is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Beach Blanket Bingo is 98 minutes long. Beach Blanket Bingo is distributed by American International Pictures.

The cast includes: Harvey Lembeck as Eric Von Zipper, Timothy Carey as South Dakota Slim, Paul Lynde as Bullets, Frankie Avalon as Frankie, Jody McCrea as Bonehead, Marta Kristen as Lorelei, Annette Funicello as Dee Dee, Alberta Nelson as Puss, Myrna Ross as Boots, and Linda Evans as Sugar Kane.

Beach Blanket Bingo Quotes

Alberta Nelson as Puss

• (Alberta Nelson) "This isn't very nice."
• (Myrna Ross) "No, I think it's kinda mean."

Harvey Lembeck as Eric Von Zipper

• (Harvey Lembeck) "Why me? Why me all the time?"

• (Harvey Lembeck) "Stand aside, everyone. I take large steps."

• (Harvey Lembeck) "Please, do not destroy my mood. Tonight, I even like you."
• (Paul Lynde) "Oh, perfect. I'll save the next dance for you."
• (Harvey Lembeck) "I lead."

• (Harvey Lembeck) "Eric Von Zipper adores you. And when Eric Von Zipper adores somebody, they stay adored."

• (Harvey Lembeck) "I am my ideal. But YOU are my idol."

Frankie Avalon as Frankie

• (Frankie Avalon) "You know something? A kiss is worth more than a thousand words."
• (Annette Funicello) "Then why don't you stop talking?"

• (Frankie Avalon) "Tootie-too, Mouseketeers."

Jody McCrea as Bonehead

• (Jody McCrea) "Lorelei, do you know about the Birds and the Bees?"
• (Marta Kristen) "No."
• (Jody McCrea) "Well, I better get out of here or you're going to find out."

• (Jody McCrea) "I'll be the only boy in my block that knows a real live mermaid."

Timothy Carey as South Dakota Slim

• (Timothy Carey) "Leave it to ol' Slim. I got ideas -- and they're all vile, baby."

Linda Evans as Sugar Kane

• (Linda Evans) "It's a people bite."

Paul Lynde as Bullets

• (Paul Lynde) "Come along now and let's, uh, get out of these loose clothes and slip into something tight."

• (Paul Lynde) "I didn't catch your name, boy."
• (Frankie Avalon) "I didn't throw it."
• (Paul Lynde) "That's pretty tacky."
• (Frankie Avalon) "I didn't want us to have a language barrier."

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