Battlefield Earth (film) Quotes

Battlefield Earth (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Battlefield Earth ended in 1970.

It features Jonathan D. Krane; Elie Samaha; John Travolta as producer, Elia Cmiral in charge of musical score, and Giles Nuttgens as head of cinematography.

Battlefield Earth (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Battlefield Earth (film) is 117 minutes long. Battlefield Earth (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: John Travolta as Terl, Michael MacRae as Zete, Forest Whitaker as Ker, Kelly Preston as Chirk, Sabine Karsenti as Chrissy, and Barry Pepper as Jonnie Goodboy Tyler.

Battlefield Earth (film) Quotes

John Travolta as Terl

• (John Travolta) "Attention. This is Terl, your chief of security. Exterminate all man-animals at will, and happy hunting."

• (John Travolta) "Ker, I'd like you to meet Chirk."
• (John Travolta) "She's, um -- she's, um --"
• (Kelly Preston) "His soon-to-be newly acquired secretary."
• (John Travolta) "Yes."
• (Forest Whitaker) "Really?"
• (John Travolta) "She's stupid enough not to be a menace, good-looking enough to be decorative; she gets drunk with economical speed --"
• (John Travolta) "; and has other advantages."
• (Forest Whitaker) "Ooh. I can see that."

• (John Travolta) "Crap-lousy ceiling. I thought I told to get some man-animals in here and fix it."

• (John Travolta) "You are out of your skull bone if you think that I am going to write on the report "shot by man-animal" as the cause of the death unless I see it."

• (John Travolta) "Stupid humans."

• (John Travolta) "Who could it be? It's like I'm being given a test. How about --"
• (John Travolta) "your friendly neighbourhood barkeep?"

• (John Travolta) "You -- Hungry, little fella? Want some rat? It's good."

• (John Travolta) "It is a pleasure to see you, your excellency, and I would be honored to expedite your clearance through security."
• (Michael MacRae) "Please, call me Zete. Does all of Earth look like this?"
• (John Travolta) "Oh, I'm afraid so, sir."
• (Michael MacRae) "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe."
• (John Travolta) "I couldn't agree with you more."
• (Michael MacRae) "I hate these puny undersized planets. The gravity is so -- different."
• (John Travolta) "Well, one does get used to it."
• (Michael MacRae) "And the human animals, grossly undersized."
• (Forest Whitaker) "They don't make very good eating, your excellency."

• (John Travolta) "Do you WANT lunch?"

• (John Travolta) "While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies."

Michael MacRae as Zete

• (Michael MacRae) "What is this species?"
• (John Travolta) "Well, according to the Clinko historians, the species is called "dog.""
• (Michael MacRae) "Dog?"
• (John Travolta) "Yes."
• (Michael MacRae) "Obviously the superior race, having the man-animal chauffeur it around."

• (Michael MacRae) "Home office is well aware of your academic achievements and obvious talents. That's why we decided not to keep you here for another 5 cycles"
• (John Travolta) "It's a joke, oh thank you sir. I don't know if I could have kept my sanity being here another 5 cycles"
• (Michael MacRae) "We've decided to keep you here another 50 cycles -- with endless options for renewal."

Barry Pepper as Jonnie Goodboy Tyler

• (Barry Pepper) "Has anyone seen one? A monster? A demon? A BEAST? YAH."

Sabine Karsenti as Chrissy

• (Sabine Karsenti) "Your mother gave it to me before she died."

Kelly Preston as Chirk

• (Kelly Preston) "I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango."

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