Batman: Under the Red Hood Quotes

Batman: Under the Red Hood is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Batman: Under the Red Hood stopped airing in 1970.

It features Bruce Timm as producer, and Christopher Drake in charge of musical score.

Batman: Under the Red Hood is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Batman: Under the Red Hood is 75 minutes long. Batman: Under the Red Hood is distributed by Warner Home Video.

The cast includes: John DiMaggio as Joker, Bruce Greenwood as Batman, Gary Cole as Red Hood, Wade Williams as Black Mask, Kelly Hu as Ms. Li, Jensen Ackles as Jason Todd, Robert Clotworthy as Leon, Kevin Michael Richardson as Tyler, Jim Piddock as Alfred Pennyworth, and Neil Patrick Harris as Dick Grayson.

Batman: Under the Red Hood Quotes

Jensen Ackles as Jason Todd

• (Jensen Ackles) "Ignoring what he's done in the past. Blindly, stupid, disregarding the entire graveyards he's filled, the thousands of who have suffered, the friends he's crippled. You know, I thought -- I thought I'd be the last person you'd ever let him hurt. If it had been you that he beat to a bloody pulp, if he had taken you from this world, I would've done nothing but search the planet for this pathetic pile of evil death-worshiping garbage and sent him off to hell."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "You don't understand. I don't think you'd ever understood."
• (Jensen Ackles) "What? What, your moral code just won't allow for that? It's too hard to cross that line?"
• (Bruce Greenwood) "No. God Almighty, no. It'd be too damned easy. All I've ever wanted to do is kill him. A day doesn't go by I don't think about subjecting him to every horrendous torture he's dealt out to others and them end him."
• (John DiMaggio) "Aw. So you do think about me."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "But if I do that, if I allow myself to go down into that place, I'll never come back."
• (Jensen Ackles) "Why? I'm not talking about killing Penguin or Scarecrow or Dent. I'm talking about him. Just him. And doing it because -- Because he took me away from you."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "I can't. I'm sorry."

• (Jensen Ackles) "You'll be as quiet as possible or I'll put one in your lap first."
• (John DiMaggio) "Party pooper. No cake for you."

Wade Williams as Black Mask

• (Wade Williams) "You wanna tell me why this guy ain't dead?"
• (Kelly Hu) "We're trying. We sent the Fearsome Hand of Four."
• (Wade Williams) "Four? Guess they're gonna need a new name. Why hasn't Batman wiped this little smear off the face of the planet?"
• (Kelly Hu) "Maybe he doesn't want to. Perhaps he's letting your and the Red Hood war it out. He could be waiting --"
• (Wade Williams) "To take on the winner? What do you think this is? A tennis tournament?"

• (Wade Williams) "I'm being forced into negotiating with a psychotic."
• (Kelly Hu) "That doesn't sound good."
• (Wade Williams) "No. It's going to be a nightmare."

Kevin Michael Richardson as Tyler

• (Unnamed) "Okay, crazy man, this is all very generous. But why in the hell should we listen to you?"
• (Kevin Michael Richardson) "Damn."
• (Gary Cole) "Those are the heads of all of your lieutenants. That took me two hours. You wanna see what I get done in a whole evening?"

Bruce Greenwood as Batman

• (Unnamed) "You're gonna have to do better than that."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "I did."

• (Bruce Greenwood) "Jason."
• (Jensen Ackles) "Yes."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "I know what happened. Let me help you."
• (Jensen Ackles) "Oh, so you got to talking with Ras, huh? Is it easier for you to think that my little dip in his fountain of youth turned me rabid, or is this just the real me?"

• (Bruce Greenwood) "Who are you working for?"
• (Unnamed) "Nobody. Look, we just boosted the truck, and uh --"
• (Bruce Greenwood) "Lie to me again, and crashing into a wall head-on will be the least painful activity of your evening."

• (Unnamed) "Packs quite the punch for a toaster on steroids, huh? Need a hand?"
• (Bruce Greenwood) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, well, how about I just stick around and watch?"

• (Bruce Greenwood) "Do you remember how he was when I found him?"
• (Jim Piddock) "Of course, sir. Fearless, arrogant, brash and gifted."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "Yes. Different than Dick in so many ways but still full of potential and power. But I knew, even from the beginning, he was dangerous. If I hadn't made into Robin, he would have grown to do wrong. Then I got him killed. My partner. My soldier. My fault. I own that. I'll carry that like everything else. But now there's this. He's taken everything I've ever taught him and turned it on me. It's a hell of a making, Alfred."
• (Jim Piddock) "Sir, this is not your doing. You loved him. He knows that. It should be enough."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "It's not."

Gary Cole as Red Hood

• (Gary Cole) "Just be happy I only killed one of them. They're all assassins."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "And what are you?"
• (Gary Cole) "I'm cleaning up Gotham. More than you ever did."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "You're stealing territory from Black Mask and killing anyone who gets in your way."
• (Gary Cole) "Black Mask is just a part of the plan."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "Plan? You're becoming a crime lord."
• (Gary Cole) "Yes. You can't stop crime. That's what you never understood. I'm controlling it. You wanna rule them by fear. But what do you do with the ones who aren't afraid? I'm doing what you won't, I'm taking them out."
• (Bruce Greenwood) "Tell me what happened to you. Let me help."
• (Gary Cole) "It's too late. You had your chance. And I'm just getting started."

• (Gary Cole) "Tell me, how does that feel?"
• (John DiMaggio) "You know, it only hurts when I laugh."

• (Gary Cole) "Hard to forget that night, huh? In a way, Batman, this was the site of your first great failure. Maybe your greatest, but certainly not your last, right? Ah, memories."

Neil Patrick Harris as Dick Grayson

• (Unnamed) "Alfred, take him home."
• (Neil Patrick Harris) "I can help."
• (Unnamed) "You already have. Thank you."
• (Neil Patrick Harris) "Alright but you know where to find me if you need me. He did just -- thank me didn't he?"
• (Jim Piddock) "Indeed he did sir."
• (Neil Patrick Harris) "Weird."

John DiMaggio as Joker

• (John DiMaggio) "You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?"

• (John DiMaggio) "What hurts more? A? Or B? Forehand? Or backhand?"
• (John DiMaggio) "A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory."
• (John DiMaggio) "Now, that was rude. The first boy blunder had some manners. I suppose I'm going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I'm just gonna keep beating you with this crowbar."

• (John DiMaggio) "Oh, Bird Boy, you're so much less fun now. All grown up and in your big-boy pants. Still, better off than his replacement, right? Even tougher making with the yuks when you're worm food, huh?"
• (John DiMaggio) "You gonna do it this time?"
• (John DiMaggio) "So disappointed but back to the matter at hand, do you really think I would go through all that trouble and not make sure you knew it was me"

• (John DiMaggio) "Okay kiddo I've got to go, but it's been fun though right?"
• (John DiMaggio) "Well maybe a smidge more fun for me than you I'm guessing since you're being awful quiet, anyway be a good boy finish your homework and be in bed by nine, and hey please tell the big man I said -- hello."

Jim Piddock as Alfred Pennyworth

• (Unnamed) "He's got some moves, huh? And as much I hate to belabor a point --"
• (Jim Piddock) "And still that is often exactly what you do."
• (Unnamed) "I'm chatty. It's part of my charm."

Robert Clotworthy as Leon

• (Robert Clotworthy) "You wanna die? There's easier ways to kill yourself."
• (Gary Cole) "Yeah, like yelling at the guy who's holding the AK-47."

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