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Batman and Robin (film) Quotes

Batman and Robin (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Batman &amp ended its run in 1970.

It features Peter MacGregor-Scott as producer, Elliot Goldenthal in charge of musical score, and Stephen Goldblatt as head of cinematography.

Batman and Robin (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Batman and Robin (film) is 125 minutes long. Batman and Robin (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze, Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy, Chris O'Donnell as Dick Grayson, Michael Gough as Alfred, Uma Thurman as Ivy, and Elizabeth Sanders as Gossip Gerty.

Batman and Robin (film) Quotes

Chris O'Donnell as Dick Grayson

  • (Barbara Wilson) "Uncle Alfred's been supporting me his whole life, I'm going to take him away from all this."
  • (Chris O'Donnell) "Alfred and Bruce are like family."
  • (Barbara Wilson) "Paying someone to do your dishes, cook your meals, you call that family?"
  • (Bruce Wayne) "I'm late for the dedication, then I go after Freeze and Ivy alone."
  • (Chris O'Donnell) "LIKE HELL YOU ARE."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "-Don't push me right now."
  • (Chris O'Donnell) "What? Nobody can face IVY but the big, bad Bat? YOU WANT HER FOR YOURSELF"
  • (Bruce Wayne) "That's right, Dick. I want HER so much I can tastE IT. That's the whole point. She's done something to us. She has us fighting over her somehow."
  • (Chris O'Donnell) "I know she loves me and not you, and it's driving you crazy."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "Listen Dick, why do you think she's so desperate to kiss us? I bet her lips are poisoned."
  • (Chris O'Donnell) "A poison kiss? You don't understand. She understands how I feel."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "She has clouded your mind and you're not thinking straight."
  • (Chris O'Donnell) "I am thinking straight, for the first time in a long time. I want a Robin signal in the sky. I'm sick of being in your shadow."
  • (Barbara Wilson) "Partners?"
  • (Chris O'Donnell) "Partners."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "Partners."
  • (Michael Gough) "We're going to need a bigger cave."
  • (Barbara Wilson) "They kicked me out, but it doesn't matter because I've already won all the money I need to do what I've always dreamed."
  • (Chris O'Donnell) "Just don't tell me you're going to run away and join the circus."
  • (Barbara Wilson) "Alfred's sick."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "Alfred's not sick, he's dying."
  • (Chris O'Donnell) "Dying? Why didn't he tell us?"
  • (Bruce Wayne) "You know Alfred, he wouldn't say anything, but I can tell."
  • (Chris O'Donnell) "Please be here for me."
  • (Barbara Wilson) "Actually I'm looking for Alfred."

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze

  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Tonight, hell freezes over."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "In this universe, there's only one absolute -- everything freezes."
  • (Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy) "He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me."
  • (Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy) "."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Not."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Surprise. I'm you're new cellmate."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "And I've come to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Winter has come at last."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Freeze in hell, Batman."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "You're not sending ME to the COOLER."
  • (Robin) "I could have made that jump."
  • (Batman) "And you could have splattered your brains all over the side of the building."
  • (Robin) "You know, in the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win."
  • (Batman) "Your head wasn't even on the job. All you could think about was Poison Ivy."
  • (Robin) "You just can't stand it. Maybe she wanted me instead of you. I mean, this is your idea of friendship, isn't it, Bruce? It's your house, it's your rules, it's your way to the highway. It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman, and I'm sick of it."
  • (Batman) "Yes, it's my rules. My rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house, and on this team, you will abide by them."
  • (Robin) "This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham, and then the world."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on earth, except us. A chance for Mother Nature to start again. Behold, the dawn of a new age. My mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals. Once you have frozen mankind, these babies will overrun the globe, and we shall rule them, for we will be the only two people left in the world."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Adam and Evil."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Tonight's forecast -- a freeze is coming."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Hello. Sorry about the door. Is the party over?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Can you be cold, Batman? You have eleven minutes to thaw a bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the boy? Your emotions make you weak. That's why this day is mine."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "No matter what anyone tells you, Bane, it really is the size of your gun that counts."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Stay cool, Birdboy."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Take two of these, and call me in the morning."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Bombs away, Batman."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond Garden Gal, or I'll turn you into mulch."
  • (Cop #1) "Please show some mercy."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."
  • (Unnamed) "Sir. Sir. You've gotta see this."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I hate it when they talk during the movie."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "One more giant diamond of this size, then my freeze engine will be complete. Aah. First, I will freeze the city, then I will hold Gotham ransom. Unless the city bows for my demands, it's winter forever in Gotham. The city fathers will have no choice but to give me the billions I need to complete my research, then I can find the cure."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I hope Mr. Bane can swim."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Cool party."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I'll kill you next time."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Uh-oh."
  • (Batman) "I'm putting you on ice."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Their bones will turn to ice. Their blood will freeze in my hands."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Let's kick some ice."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Watch the numbers, Batman, for they are the harbingers of your doom. Can you feel it coming? The icy cold of space. Ahh. At 30,000 feet, your heart will freeze and be no more."
  • (Ms. B. Haven) "Freezy, I'm feeling hot."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I find that unlikely."
  • (Ms. B. Haven) "Okay, so my hair is brittle and my skin is dry. I'd weather the blizzards just to have you. You're the most perfect man I've ever known. What do you say we heat things up?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "My passion thaws for my bride alone."
  • (Ms. B. Haven) "Ooh. Talk about your cold shoulder."

Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy

  • (Uma Thurman) "I'm a lover, not a fighter. That's why every Poison Ivy action figure comes complete with him."
  • (Uma Thurman) "I've never been good with competition. Who needs a frigid wife anyway?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one woman show."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Men, the most absurd of God's creatures. We give you life -- and we can take it away just as easily."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Brother, dear -- I heard you were blue."
  • (Arkham Asylum Guard) "Don't mind us, ma'am. You can speak freely."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Oh I don't mind you at all."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Men. The most absurd of God's creatures."
  • (Uma Thurman) "We give you life -- and we can take it away just as easily."
  • (Arkham Asylum Guard) "Right. Whatever."
  • (Uma Thurman) "I really am to die for --"
  • (Uma Thurman) "There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips."
  • (Batman) "Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "That's not a man. That is a God."
  • (Uma Thurman) "He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me --"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "NOT. Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Some lucky boy's about to hit the honey pot. The winner will receive an evening of my company. I'll bring everything you see here, plus, everything you don't."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Some lucky boy's about hit the honey pot --"
  • (Uma Thurman) "I'll include an evening of my company for the winner."
  • (Uma Thurman) "I'll bring everything you see here -- Plus, everything you don't."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Hey there, pretty birdie."
  • (Robin) "Give yourself up. If you surrender --"
  • (Uma Thurman) "-to you?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Polly wanna kiss?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "-- Comissioner Gordon."
  • (Commissioner James Gordon) "Yes?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "I've always wondered -- where does that big, old Bat-light come from?"
  • (Commissioner James Gordon) "Why -- it's -- right on top of police headquarters."
  • (Uma Thurman) "I'd just love to see it. But you probably don't have access --"
  • (Commissioner James Gordon) "Why, dear lady --"
  • (Commissioner James Gordon) "I -- am the comissioner of the police, I have the keys --"
  • (Commissioner James Gordon) "right here in my pocket. Would you like to see it?"
  • (Commissioner James Gordon) "Who are you, dear lady?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "On second thought, you're way too old for me."
  • (Commissioner James Gordon) "No, I'm not -- Please -- come back --"
  • (Batman) "One million dollars."
  • (Robin) "Two million."
  • (Batman) "You don't have it. Three million."
  • (Robin) "I'll borrow it from you. Four million."
  • (Batman) "Five million."
  • (Robin) "That's a utility belt not a money belt. Six million."
  • (Batman) "Seven million."
  • (Batman) "Never leave the cave without it."
  • (Uma Thurman) "You two boys aren't going to start fighting over little old me, now are you?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "One kiss, my love. For luck --"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Bad luck I'm afraid -- Time to die, little Robin."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Stop."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Living in the shadow of the big, bad Bat."
  • (Uma Thurman) "You don't need him. You're the star."
  • (Uma Thurman) "I can see it now. Your own big -- bright -- signal in the sky."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Let me guide you --"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Let me kiss you --"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Hi there."
  • (Robin) "Is your thumb the only part of you that's green?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "You will just have to find out."
  • (Robin) "I want us to be together but, I also wanna make sure your serious about turning over a new leaf --"
  • (Robin) "I need a sign."
  • (Uma Thurman) "How about 'Slippery when Wet'?"
  • (Robin) "Of trust. Tell me your plan."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Kiss me and I'll tell you."
  • (Robin) "Tell me and I'll kiss you."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing-gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an icecube."
  • (Robin) "I've gotta stop him."
  • (Uma Thurman) "One kiss, my love -- for luck."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Kiss me and I'll tell you."
  • (Robin) "Tell me and I'll kiss you."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Kill them, of course. But why stop there? Why should only Batman and Robin die while the society that created them goes unpunished?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Yes. If I must suffer -- Humanity will suffer with me. I shall repay them for sentencing me to a life without human comfort. I will blanket the city in endless winter. First -- Gotham. And then -- The world."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Let's cool it for now. There's someone I'd like you to meet."
  • (Uma Thurman) "His name is Bane."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "A laundry service that delivers. Wow."
  • (Uma Thurman) "What are you, a fifty big and tall?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "No. I always go a size smaller. Makes me look slimmer."
  • (Robin) "I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf."
  • (Uma Thurman) "How about "slippery when wet?""

Michael Gough as Alfred

  • (Bruce Wayne) "Well, he's over-eager. He's impulsive. I can't trust him not to get hurt."
  • (Michael Gough) "Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "Oh, don't tell me you're on his side, again."
  • (Michael Gough) "Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "I trust you, Alfred."
  • (Michael Gough) "But I shan't be here forever."
  • (Batgirl) "Uncle Alfred, it's me, Barbara."
  • (Michael Gough) "I expected you might find your way down here. I programmed my brain al-algorithms into the Batcomputer to create a virtual simu-simulation."
  • (Batgirl) "I want to help Batman and Robin."
  • (Michael Gough) "I anticipated you would, and took the liberty to create something in your size."
  • (Batgirl) "Suit me up, Uncle Alfred."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "Alfred, am I pig headed? Is it always my way or the highway?"
  • (Michael Gough) "Yes, actually. Death and chance, stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman? If not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world. An attempt to control death, itself."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "But I can't, can I?"
  • (Michael Gough) "None of us can."
  • (Michael Gough) "I must have dozed off. My sincerest apologies."
  • (Bruce Wayne) "Oh, there's no apology necessary, Alfred. It's the first time it's happened in 30 years."

Elizabeth Sanders as Gossip Gerty

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