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Band of Brothers (miniseries) Quotes

Band of Brothers is a War film that debuted in 2001 on HBO. Band of Brothers ended in 2001.

Band of Brothers aired for 10 episodes. It features Unbulleted list, Steven Spielberg (executive), Tom Hanks (executive), Gary Goetzman, Tony To, Erik Bork, Erik Jendresen, Stephen E. Ambrose, Mary Richards as producer, Michael Kamen as theme composer, Unbulleted list, Remi Adefarasin, and Joel J. Ransom as head of cinematography. Band of Brothers is created by Unbulleted list

Band of Brothers is recorded in Unbulleted list Each episode of Band of Brothers is 705 minutes long. Band of Brothers is produced by Playtone and distributed by HBO Home Entertainment (home video). Spinoffs for this show include The Pacific (miniseries).

The cast includes: Damian Lewis as Richard Winters, Donnie Wahlberg as Carwood Lipton, Alexis Conran as George Luz, Ross McCall as Liebgott, Tom Hardy as John Janovek, Kirk Acevedo as Joe Toye, Tim Matthews as Alex Penkala, Ron Livingston as Nixon, Frank John Hughes as Guarnere, David Schwimmer as Herbert Sobel, Bart Ruspoli as Edward Tipper, David Schwimmer as Capt. Herbert Sobel, Scott Grimes as Donald Malarkey, Philip Barrantini as Wayne Sisk, Marcos D'Cruze as Joe Domingus, Rick Warden as Harry Welsh, Peter McCabe as Donald Hoobler, Matthew Settle as Ronald Speirs, Colin Ridgewell as German Soldier, Kirk Acevedo as Toye, Donnie Wahlberg as Lipton, and Marc Warren as Pvt. Albert Blithe.

Band of Brothers Quotes

Kirk Acevedo as Toye

  • (Kirk Acevedo) "Three day supply of K-rations, chocolate bars, Charms candy, powdered coffee, sugar, matches, compass, bayonet, entrenching tool, ammunition, gas mask, musette bag with ammo, my weapon, my.45, canteen, two cartons of smokes, Hawkins mine, two grenades, smoke grenade, Gammon grenade, TNT, THIS bullshit, and a pair of nasty skivvies."
  • (Frank Perconte) "What's your point?"
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "This stuff weighs as much as I do. I still got my 'chute, my reserve 'chute, my Mae West, my M1."
  • (Frank Perconte) "Why you keeping the brass knuckles?"
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "I could use some brass knuckles."
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "Hey guys, I'm glad we're going to Europe."
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fucking life."
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "How do I feel about being rescued by Patton? Well I'd feel pretty peachy, except for one thing. We didn't need to be fuckin' rescued by Patton. Got that?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "Joe --"
  • (Damian Lewis) "Excuse us for a minute."
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "Sorry, Sir."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Sorry about what? Patton? I couldn't agree more. What are you doing here?"
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "I wanna head back to the line, Sir."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Joe, you don't have to do that. Get yourself back to the aid station, heal up."
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "I really like to head back with the fellas, Sir."
  • (Damian Lewis) "All right, then go."
  • (Bill Guarnere) "Once we get into combat, they only people you can trust is yourself and the fella next to you."
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "Hey, as long as he's a paratrooper."
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "Toye, are you missing something?"
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "Home."
  • (Cpl. Earl 'One Lung' McLung) "Ask him to dance, Doc."
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "Toye, show me your feet."
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "You watch the goddamn line, McClung."
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "Where are your boots?"
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "In Washington, up General Taylor's ass."

Alexis Conran as George Luz

  • (Alexis Conran) "Now the thing to remember, boys -- flies spread disease, so keep yours closed."
  • (Alexis Conran) "Are those dusty jump wings? How do you expect to slay the Huns with dust on your jump wings?"
  • (Alexis Conran) "Is there a problem, Captain Sobel?"
  • (David Schwimmer) "Who said that? Who broke silence?"
  • (Bart Ruspoli) "I think it's Major Horton, sir."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Major Horton? What -- what is he -- did he join us?"
  • (Bart Ruspoli) "I think, maybe, he's moving between platoons, sir."
  • (Alexis Conran) "What is the god-damn holdup, Mr. Sobel?"
  • (David Schwimmer) "A fence, sir. Uh, God -- barb wire fence."
  • (Alexis Conran) "Oh, that dog just ain't gonna hunt. Now, you cut that fence and get this goddamn platoon on the move."
  • (Alexis Conran) "Hey Janovek, whatcha reading?"
  • (Tom Hardy) "An article."
  • (Alexis Conran) "No shit. What's it about?"
  • (Tom Hardy) "It's about why we're fighting the war."
  • (Alexis Conran) "Why are we fighting the war, Janovek?"
  • (Tom Hardy) "It appears the Germans are bad, very bad."
  • (Alexis Conran) "You don't say. The Germans are bad, huh?"
  • (Alexis Conran) "Hey Frank, this guy is reading an article that says the Germans are bad."
  • (David Webster) "Sgt. Lipton, feeling all right?"
  • (Alexis Conran) "He's got pneumonia."
  • (David Webster) "Sorry to hear that."
  • (Alexis Conran) "Ah, what are you sorry about? He's alive, got a couch, a goddamn blanket. Snug as a bug."
  • (Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman) "I'm gonna say something."
  • (Alexis Conran) "To who?"
  • (Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman) "Lieutenant Winters."
  • (Damian Lewis) "What is it?"
  • (Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman) "Permission to speak, sir."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Granted."
  • (Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman) "Sir, we got nine companies, sir."
  • (Damian Lewis) "We do."
  • (Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman) "Well, how come we're the only one marching every Friday night, twelve miles, full pack, in the pitch dark?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "Why do you think, Private Randleman?"
  • (Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman) "Lieutenant Sobel hates us, sir."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Lieutenant Sobel does not hate Easy Company, Private Randleman. He just hates you."
  • (Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman) "Thank you, sir."
  • (Alexis Conran) "Hey, Web. Can you believe this place?"
  • (David Webster) "No --"
  • (Frank Perconte) "Hey Luz, how far are we going?"
  • (Alexis Conran) "Oh, Jesus, Frank, I don't know. Until they tell us to stop."
  • (Peter McCabe) "High ground. There's high ground up ahead."
  • (Frank Perconte) "Okay, genius. Answer me this, then. How come Easy Company is the only company who's either at the front of an advance, or, like now, exposed at the far edge of the line?"
  • (Peter McCabe) "To keep you on your toes."
  • (Frank Perconte) "No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, we're never in the middle. And we're the fifth of nine companies in this regiment. Able to Item. Think of it."
  • (Frank Perconte) "Hey, George."
  • (Alexis Conran) "Yeah?"
  • (Frank Perconte) "Kind of remind you of Bastogne?"
  • (Alexis Conran) "Yeah, now that you mention it. Except, of course, there's no snow, we got warm grub in our bellies, and the trees aren't fucking exploding from Kraut artillery, but yeah -- Frank -- other than that, it's a lot like Bastogne."
  • (Frank Perconte) "Right?"
  • (Alexis Conran) "Bull, smack him for me please?"
  • (Alexis Conran) "Thank you."

Ron Livingston as Nixon

  • (Ron Livingston) "Division has decided to pluck one officer from each regiment who served in the heroic defense of Bastogne and send them back to the States on a thirty day furlough -- get him out banging the drum for the war bonds, that kind of thing. Turns out I've been plucked."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Hey, that's fantastic, Lew. Good for you."
  • (Ron Livingston) "Thank you."
  • (Damian Lewis) "But how does your leaving help me?"
  • (Ron Livingston) "It doesn't. I'm not going. I've already seen the States, I grew up there. That's why I came to Europe. I just wish they told me a war was going on. Anyway, this thing is wasted on me, but I'm sure we could find an officer somewhere in this battalion that could use a long trip home."

Donnie Wahlberg as Lipton

  • (Ronald Spiers) "What is it?"
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "Nothing."
  • (Ronald Spiers) "Well, I'd better get back to Battalion before they disappear. You want to ask me, don't you?"
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "Ask you what, sir?"
  • (Ronald Spiers) "You want to know if they're true or not -- the stories about me. Did you ever notice with stories like that, everyone says they heard it from someone who was there. But then when you ask that person, they say they heard it from someone who was there. It's nothing new, really. I bet if you went back two thousand years, you'd hear a couple of centurions standing around, yakking about how Tertius lopped off the heads of some Carthaginian prisoners."
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "Well, maybe they kept talking about it because they never heard Tertius deny it."
  • (Ronald Spiers) "Well, maybe that's because Tertius knew there was some value to the men thinking he was the meanest, toughest son of a bitch in the whole Roman Legion."
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "Sir? These men aren't really concerned about the stories. They're just glad to have you as our CO. They're happy to have a good leader again."
  • (Ronald Spiers) "Well, from what I've heard, they've always had one. I've been told there's always been one man they could count on. Led them into the Bois Jacques, held them together when they had the crap shelled out of them in the woods. Every day, he kept their spirits up, kept the men focused, gave 'em direction -- all the things a good combat leader does. You don't have any idea who I'm talking about, do you?"
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "No, sir."
  • (Ronald Spiers) "Hell, it was you, First Sergeant. Ever since Winters made Battalion, you've been the leader of Easy Company. Oh, and you're not going to be First Sergeant much longer, First Sergeant."
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "Sir?"
  • (Ronald Spiers) "Winters put you in for a battlefield commission, and Sink approved on your behalf. You should get the official notice in a few days. Congratulations, Lieutenant."
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "At first the Germans didn't shoot at him. I think they couldn't quite believe what they were seeing. But that wasn't the really astounding thing. The astounding thing was that, after he hooked up with I Company, he came back."
  • ('Popeye' Wynn) "Hey Sarge, you think this is a ticket home?"
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "Could be."
  • ('Popeye' Wynn) "Aw shit, I just got here."
  • (Cpl. Donald Hoobler) "Down he goes, right out of his saddle like a sack of potatoes. Outstanding accuracy on my part if I do say so myself."
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "But you do."
  • (Cpl. Donald Hoobler) "Which I do. Hell, Shifty, I think maybe I could've even given you a run for your money."
  • (SSgt. Darrel 'Shifty' Powers) "No, No, I'm not a good shot. Now Dad, he was an excellent shot; excellent, I declare. He could shoot the wings off a fly."

Rick Warden as Harry Welsh

  • (Rick Warden) "I made up my mind, Nix. I got the points, I'm going back to Kitty."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Harry, do you really think that Kitty hasn't run off with some 4-F by now?"
  • (Rick Warden) "Son of a bitch, that's not even funny --"
  • (Damian Lewis) "Harry, ignore him."
  • (Rick Warden) "Kitty's gonna love this. How many brides get a wedding gift from Hitler?"

Colin Ridgewell as German Soldier

  • (Colin Ridgewell) "Ahh -- Thus ends the end of my second war."
  • (Pvt. Ralph Spina) "Hey Babe -- where the hell are we?"
  • (Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron) "This way."
  • (Pvt. Ralph Spina) "I don't like it."
  • (Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron) "Where the hell is Third Battalion?"
  • (Pvt. Ralph Spina) "Shit."
  • (Colin Ridgewell) "Hinkel?"
  • (Pvt. Ralph Spina) "Come on."
  • (Colin Ridgewell) "Hinkel, ist du?"
  • (Pvt. Ralph Spina) "Come on. Come on, come on."
  • (Colin Ridgewell) "Hinkel."
  • (Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron) "Gimme a hand."
  • (Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron) "Go. Go."
  • (Colin Ridgewell) "Schiesse."
  • (Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron) "Come on, Spina, move. Move."
  • (Pvt. Ralph Spina) "Come on, come on."

Tim Matthews as Alex Penkala

  • (Tim Matthews) "Don't do anything stupid? Who the hell is he talking to? A bunch of morons who volunteered to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Can you get any more stupid that that?"
  • (Alexis Conran) "Probably not."
  • (Tim Matthews) "MEDIC."
  • (Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman) "Hang on, Penk, the doc's comin'."
  • (Tim Matthews) "DOC."
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "Penkala."
  • (Tim Matthews) "Doc."
  • (Tim Matthews) "Ah. It's the artery, I can feel it."
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "Penkala, let go."
  • (Tim Matthews) "It's the goddamn artery."
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "Penkala, loosen your fingers, God damn it, loosen 'em now."
  • (Tim Matthews) "I'm gonna bleed to death."
  • (Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman) "Relax your arm, Penk. Come on."
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "It's not the artery."
  • (Tim Matthews) "I ain't goin' back, Doc."
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "What?"
  • (Tim Matthews) "I ain't goin' nowhere, not in this shit."
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "You don't wanna go out in this shit and you're yellin' "medic"?"
  • (Tim Matthews) "I don't need to go back to no aid station."
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "Well, you're in luck, Penkala --"
  • (Cpl. Eugene Roe) "-- we don't got no aid station."
  • (Tim Matthews) "Joe got hit in the arm? New Year's Eve gift from the Luftwaffe."
  • (Unnamed) "Have a lot of you guys been injured?"
  • (Sgt. Martin) "It's called "wounded," Peanut. "Injured" is when you fall out of a tree or something."
  • (Warren Muck) "Don't worry, there so much crap flying around, you're bound to get dinged sometime. Almost every one of these guys got hit at least once. Except for Ally, he's a two-timer. He landed on broken glass in Normandy, and got peppered by a potato masher. Now, Bull -- he got a piece of exploding tank in Holland. Now George Luz here -- has never been hit. You're one lucky bastard."
  • (Alexis Conran) "Takes one to know one, Skip."
  • (Warren Muck) "Huh, considered us blessed. Now Leibgott, the skinny little guy? He got pinged in the neck in Holland. And right next to him, the other skinny little guy, that's Popeye. He got shot in his scrawny little butt in Normandy. And, uh, Buck got shot in his rather large butt in Holland."
  • (Tim Matthews) "Yeah, kind of an Easy Company tradition, getting shot in the ass."
  • (Warren Muck) "Hey, even First Sergeant Lipton there, he got a couple of pieces of a tank shell burst in Carentan. One chunk in the face, the other chunk nearly took out his nuts."
  • (Bill Guarnere) "How are those nuts, Sarge?"
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "They're doing fine, Bill. Nice of you to ask."

Philip Barrantini as Wayne Sisk

Ross McCall as Liebgott

  • (Ross McCall) "Men, it's been a long war, it's been a tough war. You've fought bravely, proudly for your country. You're a special group. You've found in one another a bond, that exists only in combat, among brothers. You've shared foxholes, held each other in dire moments. You've seen death and suffered together. I'm proud to have served with each and every one of you. You all deserve long and happy lives in peace."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Hitler's dead."
  • (Ross McCall) "Holy shit."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Shot himself in Berlin."
  • (Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman) "Is the war over, sir?"
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "No. We have orders to Berchtesgaden. We move out in one hour."
  • (Pvt. David Kenyon Webster) "Why? The man's not home. He should have killed himself three years ago. Saved us a lot of trouble."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Yeah, he should have. But he didn't."
  • (Ross McCall) "It's gonna be good times, Web -- When we get home I mean -- First thing I'm gonna do is get my job back at the cab company in Frisco. Make a killing of all those fucking sailors coming home, you know? Then I'm gonna find me a nice Jewish girl, with great big soft titties and a smile to die for. Marry her. Then I'm gonna buy a house -- A big house, with lots of bedrooms for all the little Liebgotts we're gonna be making."

Damian Lewis as Richard Winters

  • (Cpt. Nixon) "What do you think about New Jersey?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "New Jersey?"
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "There's a company in Nixon, New Jersey. It's called Nixon Nitration Works."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Sounds picturesque."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Yeah, well, oddly enough, I know the owners. Probably gonna expect me to make something of myself. I thought maybe I'd drag you along with me."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Are you offering me a job?"
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "We'll see how you do on your interview, but, you know, a man of your qualifications -- I think probably scrape something up commensurate with your current salary level."
  • (Damian Lewis) "We're not lost, Private -- we're in Normandy."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Let's go. C'mon, you got 10 minutes."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Go away."
  • (Damian Lewis) "C'mon, big guy, let's go."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Ah, leave me alone."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Okay --"
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "GOD DAMMIT. Ahhh, that's my own PISS, for Christ's sake."
  • (Unnamed) "You've done it now, Yanks. You've captured me."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Heigh-Ho Silver."
  • (Unnamed) "Would that be the enemy?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "As a matter of fact -- yes."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Harry, fire's not a good idea."
  • (Rick Warden) "Just a couple of minutes. We're in a dell."
  • (Damian Lewis) "A dell? Like where fairies and gnomes live?"
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "I swear I thought I could smell a fire -- I DID smell a fire. Are you out of your mind?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "Well, we're in a dell."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Huh?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "Nix, what are you going to do in battle?"
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Oh, I have every confidence in my scrounging abilities, and I have a case of Vat 69 hidden in your footlocker."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Really?"
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Oh, yeah."
  • (Damian Lewis) "That night, I thanked God for seeing me through that day of days and prayed I would make it through D plus 1. I also promised that if some way I could get home again, I would find a nice peaceful town and spend the rest of my life in peace."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Captain Sobel, we salute the rank, not the man."
  • (2nd Lt. George Rice) "Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded."
  • (Damian Lewis) "We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded."
  • (Damian Lewis) "NIX."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "I'm all right. I'm all right -- am I all right?"
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Stop looking at me like that."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Sobel's a genius. I had a headmaster in prep school who was just like him. I know the type."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Lew, Michaelangelo's a genius. Beethoven's a genius."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "You know a man in this company who wouldn't double-time Currahee with a full pack, just to piss in that man's morning coffee?"
  • (Col. Sink) "If they come by here y'all remember to smile for the camera. Got to keep the morale up for them folks back home."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Why?"
  • (Col. Sink) "Damned if I know."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "What do you think I should write these parents, Dick?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "Hear what I said, Nix? You've been demoted."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Yeah, demoted, gotcha. Because I don't know how to tell them their kids never made it out of the goddamn plane."
  • (Damian Lewis) "You tell them what you always tell them: their sons died as heroes."
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "You really still believe that?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "Yeah. Yeah, I do."
  • (Damian Lewis) "Don't you?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "These men have been through the toughest training the Army has to offer, under the worst possible circumstances, and they volunteered for it."
  • ('Buck' Compton) "Christ, Dick, I was just shooting craps with them."
  • (Damian Lewis) "You know why they volunteered? Because they knew that the man in the foxhole next to them would be the best, not some draftee who's going to get them killed."
  • ('Buck' Compton) "Are you ticked because they like me? Because I'm spending time to get to know my soldiers? I mean, c'mon, you've been with them for two years? I've been here for six days."
  • (Damian Lewis) "You were gambling, Buck."
  • ('Buck' Compton) "So what? Soldiers do that. I don't deserve a reprimand for it."
  • (Damian Lewis) "What if you'd won?"
  • ('Buck' Compton) "What?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "What if you'd won? Don't ever put yourself in the position where you can take from these men."

Frank John Hughes as Guarnere

  • (Frank John Hughes) "Hey, Joe. Good to see you, pal."
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "You too."
  • (Frank John Hughes) "What the hell are you doing back here?"
  • (Kirk Acevedo) "I had to make sure you were on top of things."
  • (Frank John Hughes) "Yeah, we're on top of things. I even tied me own boots last week, all by meself. Hey fellas, look who I found."
  • (Warren Muck) "Hey, Joe Toye, back for more."
  • (Frank John Hughes) "Jesus Christ, we gotta do all this with a C.O. who has his head so far up his fuckin' ass, that lump in his throat is his goddamn nose."

David Schwimmer as Herbert Sobel

  • (David Schwimmer) "You people are at the position of attention."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Private Perconte, have you been blousing your trousers over your boots like a paratrooper?"
  • (Frank Perconte) "No, sir."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Then explain the creases at the bottom."
  • (Frank Perconte) "No excuse, sir."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Volunteering for the parachute infantry is one thing, Perconte, but you've got a long way to prove that you belong here. Your weekend pass is revoked."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Name."
  • (Alexis Conran) "Luz, George."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Dirt in the rear sight aperture. Pass revoked."
  • (David Schwimmer) "When did you sew on these chevrons, Sergeant Lipton?"
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "Yesterday, sir."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Long enough to notice this. Revoked."
  • (Donnie Wahlberg) "Sir."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Name."
  • (Scott Grimes) "Malarkey, Donald G."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Malarkey. Malarkey's slang for "bullshit," isn't it?"
  • (Scott Grimes) "Yes, sir."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Rust on the buttplate hinge spring, Private Bullshit. Revoked."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Name."
  • (Joseph Liebgott) "Liebgott, Joseph D., sir."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Rusty bayonet, Liebgott. You wanna kill Germans?"
  • (Joseph Liebgott) "Yes, sir."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Not with this."
  • (David Schwimmer) "I wouldn't take this rusty piece of shit to war, and I will not take you to war in your condition."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Now, thanks to these men and their infractions, every man in the company who had a weekend pass -- has lost it."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Change into your PT gear, we're running Currahee."
  • (David Schwimmer) "What is this? Anybody?"
  • (Cpt. Nixon) "Er -- it's a can of peaches, Sir."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Lieutenant Nixon thinks this is a can of peaches. That is incorrect, Lieutenant. Your weekend pass is cancelled. This is United States Army property which was taken without authorization from my mess facility. And I will not tolerate thievery in my unit. Whose footlocker is this?"
  • (Damian Lewis) "Private Park's, Sir."
  • (David Schwimmer) "Get rid of him."

Scott Grimes as Donald Malarkey

  • (Scott Grimes) "He shoulda shot Hinkel in the ass."
  • (Warren Muck) "Then he woulda shot him in the ass."
  • (Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron) "Hey, God bless ya."
  • (Scott Grimes) "Joe, these smell like my armpit."
  • (Warren Muck) "At least your armpit's warm."
  • (Marcos D'Cruze) "You want syrup with that?"
  • (Scott Grimes) "Joe, be honest, what's in these things anyway, huh?"
  • (Marcos D'Cruze) "Nothing you won't eat, Malarkey."
  • (Pvt. Ralph Spina) "I won't eat Malarkey."
  • (Pvt. John T. Julian) "Hey, hey, maybe Hinkel would like your share, huh?"
  • (Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron) "I shoulda shot him when I had the chance."
  • (Warren Muck) "What, running backwards, Babe?"
  • (2nd Lt. Thomas Peacock) "Anybody seen Lieutenant Dike?"
  • (Scott Grimes) "Uh, try battalion CP, sir."
  • (Warren Muck) "Try Paris."
  • (Scott Grimes) "Try Hinkel."
  • (Pvt. Ralph Spina) "Hinkel, sveetie, I'm home."
  • (Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron) "Hey Eugene, Lieutenant Dike's got a full aid kit, try him."
  • (Scott Grimes) "Yeah, I'm sure he's not usin' his."
  • (Pvt. John T. Julian) "Maybe Hinkel's got a syrette for ya."
  • (Warren Muck) "Eat your strudel."
  • (Scott Grimes) "Hey, Hinkel-Vinkel, eat ze armpit, huh?"
  • (Bill Guarnere) "My brother's in North Africa. He says it's hot."
  • (Scott Grimes) "Really? It's hot in Africa?"
  • (Bill Guarnere) "Shut up."

Marcos D'Cruze as Joe Domingus

  • (Warren Muck) "Right now, some lucky bastard's headed for the Pacific, get put on some tropical island, surrounded by six naked native girls, helping him cut up coconuts so he can hand feed them to the flamingos."
  • (Marcos D'Cruze) "Flamingos are mean. They bite."
  • (Philip Barrantini) "So do the naked native girls."
  • (Frank Perconte) "With any luck."

Marc Warren as Pvt. Albert Blithe

  • (Frank Perconte) "How was your jump?"
  • (Marc Warren) "Well, missed the DZ"
  • (Frank Perconte) "Yeah, that goes without saying."
  • (Marc Warren) "I guess."
  • (Frank Perconte) "Got any souvenirs to trade?"
  • (Marc Warren) "Huh?"
  • (Frank Perconte) "They're all ticking, unlike their previous owners."

Matthew Settle as Ronald Speirs

  • (David Webster) "75 points."
  • (Matthew Settle) "What?"
  • (David Webster) "He was 10 points short."

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