Band Candy Quotes

Band Candy is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Band Candy stopped airing in 1970.

Band Candy Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Actually, I'm looking forward to it. I do well on standardized tests."
• (Unnamed) "What? I can't have layers?"

• (Unnamed) "You filthy little ponce. Are you afraid of a little demon?"

• (Unnamed) "Mom started borrowing my clothes. There should be an age limit on Lycra pants. And Dad, he just locked himself in the bathroom with old copies of Esquire."

• (Unnamed) "This is the SATs, Buffy, not connect the dots. Please pay attention. A low score could seriously harm your chances of getting into college."
• (Unnamed) "Gee, thanks. That takes the pressure right off."

• (Unnamed) "I took it last year. I could help you get ready. There's this whole trick to antonyms, but, uh, well, this isn't the place."

• (Unnamed) "Screw you. I want candy."

• (Unnamed) "Principal Snyder?"
• (Unnamed) "Call me Snyder. Just a last name, like -- Barbarino."

• (Unnamed) "Look, a box full of farm-fresh chicken."

• (Unnamed) "They're teenagers. It's a sobering mirror to look into, huh?"

• (Unnamed) "Summers, you drive like a spaz."

• (Unnamed) "You will sell it to raise money for the marching band. They need new uniforms."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, those tall, fuzzy hats ain't cheap, huh?"
• (Unnamed) "But they go with everything."

• (Unnamed) "It'll be okay when we get to Giles."
• (Unnamed) "Of course. I mean, even if he's sixteen, he's still Giles, right? He's probably a pretty together guy."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, well --"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Giles at sixteen. Less 'together guy,' more 'bad magic, hates the world, ticking time bomb guy.'"

• (Unnamed) "I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff- never mind."

• (Unnamed) "Let's find the demon and-and kick the crap out of it."

• (Unnamed) "Kiss Rocks? Why would anyone want to kiss -- Oh wait, I get it."

• (Unnamed) "So Ethan, what are we playing? We're pretty much in a talk or bleed situation. Your call."
• (Unnamed) "Hit him."
• (Unnamed) "I-I'd just like to point out that this wasn't my idea."
• (Unnamed) "Meaning?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm subcontracting. It's Trick you want. I'm just helping him collect a tribute, for a demon."
• (Unnamed) "He's lying. G'on hit him."
• (Unnamed) "I don't think he is and shut up."
• (Unnamed) "You're my Slayer. Go knock his teeth down his thro --"
• (Unnamed) "Giles."
• (Unnamed) "What demon?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't remember."
• (Unnamed) "Yes."

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