Balls of Fury Quotes

Balls of Fury is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Balls of Fury stopped airing in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum; Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman, and Thomas Lennon as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Thomas E. Ackerman as head of cinematography.

Balls of Fury is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Balls of Fury is 90 minutes long. Balls of Fury is distributed by Rogue Pictures.

The cast includes: James Hong as Master Wong, George Lopez as Agent Ernie Rodriquez, Dan Fogler as Randy Daytona, Diedrich Bader as Gary, Christopher Walken as Feng, Thomas Lennon as Karl Wolfschtagg, and Maggie Q as Maggie Wong.

Balls of Fury Quotes

Christopher Walken as Feng

• (Christopher Walken) "Represent."

• (Christopher Walken) "Turning his Protege to the Dark Side --. A real Kodak Moment, don't you think?"

• (Christopher Walken) "I won't bite -- not anywhere that'll show."

• (Christopher Walken) "Stop. This is Boring. Kill them Both. We're missing Antiques Roadshow."

• (Christopher Walken) "Sports, members, bandits alike."

• (Christopher Walken) "Please. These are Collectors' Items. Well, some of them are replicas. But still, they're Limited Edition Replicas."

• (Christopher Walken) "Ping pong, or as the Chinese say: "Ping pong"."

• (Christopher Walken) "Ladies and Gentlemen. Athletes. I bid you Toodles."

• (Christopher Walken) "Less talkie-talkie, more ping-pong."

Dan Fogler as Randy Daytona

• (Dan Fogler) "Never hug a man with a million bucks worth of hardware up his crack. Whew."

• (Dan Fogler) "Hey, a volunteer. How you doing buddy?"
• (Unnamed) "I was just going for more Cheese 'n Mac."
• (Unnamed) "Stop."
• (Dan Fogler) "Hoooooooeeeeeee. A-thank you."

• (Dan Fogler) "I don't know what the hell he's talking about."
• (George Lopez) "I'm still trying to figure out if it's a dude or a chick."

Thomas Lennon as Karl Wolfschtagg

• (Thomas Lennon) "So, we meet again. The years have not been kind to you; I will not be either."

• (Unnamed) "You suck."
• (Thomas Lennon) "Hey, that stings. Come on who said that?"

• (Thomas Lennon) "You are so close to defeat that it already reeks of your cheap cologne."
• (James Hong) "The joke's on you, pretty boy. It's not cologne, it's lady speed stick."

• (Thomas Lennon) "Daytona, I have said some cruel things about you. To my friends here at the tournament, I tell them that the reason that you hate me so much, is because I had sex with your mother."
• (Dan Fogler) "My mother died when I was two. I hardly knew her."
• (Thomas Lennon) "Yeah I know it's a horrible thing to say. And yet these things that I say over and over again -- I do not mean them. Because in truth, you are the greatest player I have ever scene. Other than myself, practicing in front of a mirror. Which I do -- everyday -- in the nude. I'm sorry for you, that your papa is not here to see you. I think he would be very proud of you."
• (Dan Fogler) "Yeah."
• (Thomas Lennon) "So proud of you, that he would probably bet the money on you again. I could use the cash. Haha. Tell your dead parents I said "What's Up?""

Maggie Q as Maggie Wong

• (Maggie Q) "Focus on your balls not my boobs."

James Hong as Master Wong

• (James Hong) "It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a p*****."

• (James Hong) "Ping Pong -- is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute -- it takes years to learn her tricks."
• (James Hong) "She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more. Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford."

• (James Hong) "Welcome to the underbelly of ping-pong where fortunes are won and lost. I'm exaggerating, of course, but you get my point."

• (James Hong) "Maggie. Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mushu palace."

Diedrich Bader as Gary

• (Diedrich Bader) "I'm gonna save the panda."
• (Diedrich Bader) "Ahhh."
• (Diedrich Bader) "Panda's dead."

George Lopez as Agent Ernie Rodriquez

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