Bad Teacher Quotes

Bad Teacher is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Bad Teacher stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jimmy Miller as producer, Michael Andrews (musician) in charge of musical score, and Alar Kivilo as head of cinematography.

Bad Teacher is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bad Teacher is 97 minutes long. Bad Teacher is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jason Segel as Russell Gettis, Cameron Diaz as Elizabeth Halsey, Nat Faxon as Mark, Lucy Punch as Amy Squirrel, Justin Timberlake as Scott Delacorte, and Thomas Lennon as Carl Halabi.

Bad Teacher Quotes

Cameron Diaz as Elizabeth Halsey

• (Lynn Davies) "I love how his eyes sparkle."
• (Cameron Diaz) "I want to sit on his face."

• (Cameron Diaz) "Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say."

• (School Secretary) "Learning is fun-tastic."
• (Cameron Diaz) "What'd you say to me?"

• (Cameron Diaz) "Did you know I walked in on him trying to f*** his dog? Peanut butter everywhere."

• (Cameron Diaz) "I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know."

• (Cameron Diaz) "Hello titties."

• (Cameron Diaz) "I thought the teachers were supposed to get the apples."
• (Lucy Punch) "Well I think the students teach me at least as much as I teach them. That's just something I say sometimes."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Stupid."

• (Cameron Diaz) "Sign my yearbook."
• (Jason Segel) "Hold my ball sack."

• (Cameron Diaz) "I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it."

Justin Timberlake as Scott Delacorte

• (Justin Timberlake) "Oh, I'm dry humping the s*** out of you."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Oh yeah, dry f*** the f*** out of me, Scott."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Just stop talking."

• (Justin Timberlake) "Thank you, Elizabeth, for listening."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Scott, I want you to know you can talk to me about anything."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Do you wanna f***?"
• (Cameron Diaz) "Yes. But don't you have a girlfriend?"
• (Cameron Diaz) "Don't worry, I have the best solution."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Your jeans feel so good against my jeans."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Totally."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Hey, your body feels so good."
• (Cameron Diaz) "I need some water."
• (Justin Timberlake) "I'm dry humping the s*** out of you."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Yeah, dry-f*** the f*** out of me, Scott."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Just stop talking."
• (Justin Timberlake) "I've been fantasizing about this ever since we got to Springfield."
• (Cameron Diaz) "This? Me too."
• (Justin Timberlake) "I'm close. Don't move. Here I go. Almost. Wait for it."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Really close. Ready?"
• (Cameron Diaz) "Yeah. Come on baby, cum for me. Come on. I want you to cum for me in years. Oh, yeah."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Just stop talking. Oh, yeah. Almost there."
• (Cameron Diaz) "f***. That was amazing. Well, I'm gonna get going. I don't want the kids to see me leaving your room."

• (Justin Timberlake) "Thank you, Elizabeth, for listening."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Scott, I want you to know you can talk to me about anything."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Do you wanna f***?"
• (Cameron Diaz) "Yes. But don't you have a girlfriend?"
• (Cameron Diaz) "Don't worry, I have the best solution."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Your jeans feel so good against my jeans."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Totally."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Hey, your body feels so good."
• (Cameron Diaz) "I need some water."
• (Justin Timberlake) "I'm dry humping the s*** out of you."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Yeah, dry-f*** the f*** out of me, Scott."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Just stop talking."
• (Justin Timberlake) "I've been fantasizing about this ever since we got to Springfield."
• (Cameron Diaz) "This? Me too."
• (Justin Timberlake) "I'm close. Don't move. Here I go. Almost. Wait for it."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Really close. Ready?"
• (Cameron Diaz) "Yeah. Come on baby, cum for me. Come on. Oh, yeah."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Just stop talking. Oh, yeah. Almost there."
• (Cameron Diaz) "f***. That was amazing. Well, I'm gonna get going. I don't want the kids to see me leaving your room."

• (Justin Timberlake) "Hey, they don't make songs like this anymore, right?"
• (Jason Segel) "Ya know, that's actually not true, Scott. I'm writing a song right now called 855824177 ext. 777."

Thomas Lennon as Carl Halabi

• (Thomas Lennon) "I'm gonna rock your vagina."

Jason Segel as Russell Gettis

• (Jason Segel) "That was a nice thing you did for him."
• (Cameron Diaz) "He was going through a difficult time."
• (Jason Segel) "I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?"
• (Cameron Diaz) "I'm not wearing any."

• (Shawn) "LeBron is a better rebounder and passer."
• (Jason Segel) "LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships."
• (Shawn) "That's your only argument?"
• (Jason Segel) "It's the only argument I need Shawn."

• (Jason Segel) "Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her."

Lucy Punch as Amy Squirrel

• (Lucy Punch) "Shut the front door."

• (Lucy Punch) "Those aren't mine. That's not even my desk."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Don't worry, Amy. We'll get you the help you need."
• (Lucy Punch) "You MONSTER."

Nat Faxon as Mark

• (Nat Faxon) "If the younger generation doesn't get into opera, then, guess what? No more opera. An art form has died. If opera goes away, we're f***ed."

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