Bachelor Party (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Bachelor Party (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Bachelor Party ended in 1970.

Bachelor Party (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Marshall Eriksen) "Now we'll have to spend my bachelor party in the hospital."
• (Barney) "Then we'll see her X-rays. The ultimate stripping. X-rays? More like triple-X-rays."

• (Ted) "Barney, I want you to promise me. No strippers."
• (Barney) "Okay, I promise."
• (Ted) "I'm serious. No strippers."
• (Barney) "So am I. No strippers."
• (Ted) "Now say it without winking."
• (Barney) "No strippers."
• (Ted) "You just winked."
• (Barney) "No, I didn't."

• (Ted) "We love naked women. Naked women are among the best things in the world. It goes naked women, democracy, that scene in Every Which Way But Loose where the monkey gives the finger."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Hey Barney, look what I got Lily for her shower. It's kinda racy, think you can handle it?"
• (Barney) "Uh, I've been in a ten-way, so yeah."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Hey, Barney, check out what I got Lily for her shower. It's kind of racy. Think you can handle it?"
• (Barney) "Uh, I've been in a tenway, so yeah."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "It's kind of see-through."
• (Barney) "Woah-ho-ho. You weren't kidding. You know when you should give that to her? 1850."

• (Barney) "Okay, Ted, you won."
• (Barney) "You are one pathetic loser."

• (Barney) "Alright, fine the stripper at Stuart's bachelor party was a fifteen."
• (Ted) "She was fifteen?"
• (Barney) "A fifteen, like in Blackjack."
• (Ted) "As in not sure whether or not you should hit it?"
• (Barney) "Exactly."
• (Ted) "Niice."

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