Around the Horn Quotes

Around the Horn is a Sports Talk show that first aired in 2002 on ESPN. Around the Horn ended its run in 1970.

Around the Horn lasted 2,580+ episodes. It features Dan Farmer as producer, and Umphrey's McGee (2015-2018) as theme composer. Around the Horn is executive produced by James Cohen.

Around the Horn is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Around the Horn is 30 minutes (with commercials) long.

Around the Horn Quotes

• (Unnamed) "These four things I know are true. Royce Clayton is the worst batter I've ever seen. The rookie of the year was named for a reason. I've got to switch around the way my room is designed And I'm Max Kellerman, and yet all is well in my world."

• (Unnamed) "Today marks the anniversary of the founding of the National Basketball Assoction -- Association --"

• (Unnamed) "Is your point thing stuck there, Tony?"

• (Unnamed) "Can you say, "Mariotti is a jabroni"?"

• (Unnamed) "At the Dallas Morning News, Kevin Blackistone."
• (Unnamed) "What's happenin' Tony?"
• (Unnamed) "Everything is everything, KB."

• (Unnamed) "Around -- THE HOORRRRRRRNNNN."

• (Unnamed) ""Cadillac = Lack of Cattle"."

• (Unnamed) "-- And boom goes the dynamite"

• (Unnamed) "Let me straighten you guys out."

• (Unnamed) "Every once in awhile everyone does something wrong and you have to own up to it; right Mariotti?"
• (Unnamed) "No."

• (Unnamed) "You know that baldness is in, so when the aliens come, they'll relate to you -- Kevin."

• (Unnamed) ""Pirates Arrrr Cool"."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Tony. Don't take points away from me because I'm the smartest guy on this panel."

• (Unnamed) "We're looking at three of America's hippest, most talented sports writers, and one old white guy."

• (Unnamed) "HORN."

• (Unnamed) "Get it? Got it? Good, let's light this candle."

• (Jim Armstrong) "Oh, please, this is New Orleans you're talking about. At the grocery stores down there, they ask, "Do you want paper or plastic to wear over you head at the game on Sunday?""

• (Unnamed) "Old? Woody when God said, "Let there be light," you were there waiting to hit the light switch."

• (Unnamed) "You know, even though Mariotti isn't here, it's still nice to have a "Richard" around."
• (Unnamed) "You can't say that --"

• (Unnamed) "How can a man be so wrong, so often?"

• (Unnamed) "Let's examine this intelligently for a change --"

• (Unnamed) "A starting player should never lose his job due to industry."

• (Unnamed) "Anything with the NFL's logo on it succeeds. Have you heard of Snickers?"
• (Unnamed) "Have you ever heard of the Arizona Cardinals?"

• (Unnamed) "Look at the schedule, guys."

• (Unnamed) "I may have laryngitis but I can still talk better than you."

• (Unnamed) "Mark Madsen dances like a tree on crack."

• (Unnamed) "Woody Paige is the William Hung of this show."

• (Unnamed) "If looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and it's bill is shrinking, then it's on something."

• (Unnamed) "Geology Rocks."

• (Unnamed) "Self promotion is the mating call of the mute button."

• (Unnamed) "Three words, Mariotti: You are a fool."

• (Unnamed) "Geography is everywhere."

• (Unnamed) "You know what PT Barnum said, "There's a Cowlishaw and a Mariotti born every minute." You guys are fools."

• (Unnamed) "Jay, you're living proof that people under 5-foot 3 should not be allowed to express an opinion."

• (Unnamed) "Jabronie, you just don't get it."

• (Unnamed) "I really enjoyed Jay being in New York. We hung out and got to play games. We played "horse" -- I was the front end and Jay played himself."

• (Unnamed) "Let's make it happen."

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