April Fool's Day (1986 film) Quotes

April Fool's Day (1986 film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . April Fool's Day stopped airing in 1970.

It features Frank Mancuso, Jr. as producer, Charles Bernstein (composer) in charge of musical score, and Charles Minsky as head of cinematography.

April Fool's Day (1986 film) is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of April Fool's Day (1986 film) is 89 minutes long. April Fool's Day (1986 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Clayton Rohner as Chaz, Pat Barlow as Clara, Deborah Foreman as Muffy, Thomas F. Wilson as Arch, Jay Baker as Harvey, Deborah Goodrich as Nikki, Amy Steel as Kit, Lloyd Beery as Ferryman, Tom Heaton as Constable Potter, and Leah Pinsent as Nan.

April Fool's Day (1986 film) Quotes

Jay Baker as Harvey

• (Jay Baker) "I know you think I'm a hick, but I'd like to change your mind about that if you'd give me a chance."
• (Deborah Goodrich) "Why?"
• (Jay Baker) "Because I would really like to plow your field."

Clayton Rohner as Chaz

• (Clayton Rohner) "Hi, what're you reading?"
• (Leah Pinsent) "Milton's Paradise Lost, for Professor Russo's course in English epic. You know, it's a shame; it's a dying form."
• (Clayton Rohner) "Dying --"
• (Leah Pinsent) "Not too many people read it nowadays, even in college."
• (Clayton Rohner) "Really?"
• (Leah Pinsent) "What about you?"
• (Clayton Rohner) "Oh, uh, Treasure Island; the history of pornography in America."

• (Clayton Rohner) "Respectable young Quaker couple returning from a quiet afternoon of nonviolent sex."

• (Clayton Rohner) "Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out."

Amy Steel as Kit

• (Amy Steel) "Oh, ha ha. HA HA HA HA. That's really funny, you guys. Really funny. f*** you."

• (Amy Steel) "And don't anyone say "April Fool's" again or I'll rip them apart."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Cough-cough-April Fool's.-cough-cough"

• (Amy Steel) "Muffy hasn't been in an institution for three years, she's been at Vassar."

Pat Barlow as Clara

• (Pat Barlow) "Have a nice party."
• (Deborah Foreman) "Nice? It's gotta be better than nice. It's gotta be bloody unforgettable."

Thomas F. Wilson as Arch

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "You're telling me. When I was out there swinging in the woods, I nearly crapped my pants."
• (Lloyd Beery) "What do you mean "nearly"?"
• (Clayton Rohner) "Arch? You browned your trou?"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Well, uh -- you know, I was --"
• (Tom Heaton) "It's all right, Arch, they'll be out of the dryer soon."

Deborah Goodrich as Nikki

• (Deborah Goodrich) "On a clear day, you can see the Kennedys."

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