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Animaniacs Quotes

Animaniacs is a Comedy that was first aired in 1993 on Fox Broadcasting Company . Animaniacs ended in 1998.

Animaniacs aired for 5 seasons and 99 episodes. It features Rich Arons as producer, Rob Paulsen doing voices, Richard Stone (composer) as theme composer, and Richard Stone (composer) as composer. Animaniacs is executive produced by Steven Spielberg. Animaniacs is created by Tom Ruegger.

Each episode of Animaniacs is 22 minutes long. Animaniacs is produced by Amblin Entertainment and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution.

Animaniacs Quotes

  • (Slappy Wanna Nappy) "The studio of Mos Eisner -- You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. So be careful, we're going in without an agent."
  • (Dot) "Do you think Scratchy'd like some cologne?"
  • (Fifi) "We have Obsession, Repression, and Ecstacy."
  • (Dot) "Do you have anything for beginners?"
  • (Yakko) "ALL RIGHT. IN THIS SCENE --"
  • (Unnamed) "Oy. Too loud. Make with the whisper. Don't with the loud-maker-talk."
  • (Brain) "The workings of your mind are a mystery to me."
  • (Dot) "The stockings were hung so our names clearly showed"
  • (Wakko) "In the hopes that old Santa would leave a big load."
  • (Yakko) "Good NIGHT, everybody."
  • (Wakko) "I'm not wearing any pants."
  • (Brain) "Pinky are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
  • (Pinky) "I think so Brain but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"
  • (Mindy Sadlier) "OK, lady, I love you, good bye."
  • (Unnamed) "Welcome to Air Pacific, the Jolly Airline. Our deluxe 757 is equipped with a number of safety features to use in case of an emergency, such as our fuel tanks explode, and we crash like a fiery ball into the sea. You'll find life jackets under your seats. In the event of a water landing, they will keep you afloat, unless you are seized by a giant squid, and dragged screaming beneath the waves. Thank you for choosing Air Pacific. You have well over a forty percent chance of landing safely. Enjoy your flight."
  • (Randy Beaman's Pal) "One time, OK, one time Randy Beaman's brother ate pop rocks and drank a soda and his head exploded. Ok, bye."
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "Stop playing with my bust."
  • (Unnamed) "Yakko is a yakker, Wakko is a snacker, Dot's plain cute, so's this boot."
  • (Dan Anchorman) "I placed this order an hour ago. Are your out of your minds?"
  • (Yakko) "No, but we're out of our pickles. You'll have to take coleslaw."
  • (Wakko) "Hey, mister, what's this?"
  • (Ivan Bloski) "A vomit bag."
  • (Wakko) "Ah, poo. I got gypped. There's none in here."
  • (Slappy) "If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not."
  • (Pinky) "Egad. You astound me, Brain."
  • (Brain) "That's a simple task, Pinky."
  • (Slappy) "Skippy. You shoulda been asleep hours ago."
  • (Skippy) "I know, Aunt Slappy, but I can't sleep. I keep hearing Santa's sleigh."
  • (Slappy) "Ehhhh, that's just the LAPD choppers."
  • (Brain) "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
  • (Pinky) "I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasels."
  • (Colin) "OK, so, one time Randy Beaman's cat ate this fish from the fish tank but the fish was a piranha, it lived inside the cat forever, and the cat became Piranha Cat. 'Kay, bye."
  • (Satan) "Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others. You will remain in here for eternity listening to -- whiny protest songs from the Sixties."
  • (Wakko) "Hello, lady in a tree."
  • (Satan) "And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment."
  • (Yakko) "Another Bob Hope special?"
  • (Unnamed) "We're from Sal Monella's coffee shop/Eat our food and you're bound to drop/Then the only thing that's left to do/Head to the potty and spew spew spew./Sal Monella's."
  • (Brain) "Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed."
  • (Wakko) "Dot is a nut, so we call her Macademia / She's touched in the head and kooky in the brain-ia / All the lines in this song sound pretty much the same-ia / Oy, Macademia."
  • (Yakko) "Alas, poor Yorik."
  • (Dot) "Woah. Check out Skull Head."
  • (Yakko) "I knew him Horatio: A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
  • (Dot) "He was funny."
  • (Yakko) "He hath borne me on his back a thousand times."
  • (Dot) "He gave me piggy back rides."
  • (Yakko) "And now, how abhorred in my imagination it is. My gorge rises at it."
  • (Dot) "I'm going to blow chunks."
  • (Yakko) "Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft."
  • (Dot) "We kissed a lot. NOT."
  • (Yakko) "Where be your gibes now? Your gamboles? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?"
  • (Dot) "How come you're not funny now?"
  • (Yakko) "Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen?"
  • (Dot) "No one's laughing now and by the way your lower jaw's missing"
  • (Yakko) "Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come; make her laugh at that."
  • (Dot) "Follow that woman and tell her no matter how much make up she wears, she's still going to croak and end up looking just like you, and see if she laughs."
  • (Yakko) "Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing."
  • (Dot) "What'd you find in the hole?"
  • (Wakko) "Our next cartoon."
  • (Pinky) "What do you want to do tonight, Rita?"
  • (Rita) "I don't know, eat you for supper?"
  • (Rita) "So far, this is my favorite episode."
  • (Pinky) "Narf. Oh, roomy accommodations, Rita."
  • (Yakko) "all is strange and vague --"
  • (Dot) "Are we dead?"
  • (Yakko) "Or is this Ohio --"
  • (Unnamed) "What kind of fool do you take me for?"
  • (Dot) "Ooo ooo. I know, I know. Let me answer. Come on."
  • (Yakko) "Well, helloooooo Nurse."
  • (Yakko Warner) "There you go, that's our solar system."
  • (Wakko Warner) "You forgot Uranus."
  • (Yakko Warner) "Good NIGHT, everybody."
  • (Yakko) "Did you know that there's "P.P." on your smock?"
  • (Dot) "Disgusting."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yeah these kids think they're really cute."
  • (Dot) "I can't help it if I'm cute."
  • (Dot) "He's got gingivitis."
  • (Wakko) "I never get to get it."
  • (Yakko) "Wait. You're forgetting something."
  • (Umlatt) "What?"
  • (Yakko) "Well, being an evil villain, you are contractually required to explain your plan before you get rid of us."
  • (Pinky) "I think so Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."
  • (Brain) "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you know who I am?"
  • (Yakko) "Why? Did you forget?"
  • (Dot) "What's death like, Wakko?"
  • (Wakko) "Pretty boring. I've already hummed all the songs I know."
  • (Yakko) "Is this you? Are you happily engrossed in inconsequential cartoon trivia to the point that your socks can probably stand up by themselves?"
  • (Dot) "Don't look down. You might fall and hit your head and die and your brains would leak out alllllll over."
  • (Yakko) "For I am an honest Puck --"
  • (Dot) "I'm not touching that one."
  • (Dot) "Wheel of morality turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn."
  • (Dot) "Requiem for a Lamb: Mary had a little lamb / With mint jelly. Thank you."
  • (Wakko) "Can you pull a rabbit out of your pants?"
  • (Abe Lincoln) "Ich bin ein Gettysburger."
  • (Runt) "My name's Runt, but my master calls me Stupid. What a nice guy."
  • (Satan) "Stop peeping."
  • (Unnamed) "Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep."
  • (Miles) "Be gone, pests, and give me the bird."
  • (Yakko) "We'd love to, really, but the Fox censors won't allow it."
  • (Yakko) "Remember kids, Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay."
  • (Yakko) "But let this be a lesson to all. For wherever there is belching --"
  • (Yakko) "We'll be there."
  • (Yakko) "Wherever there is stupidity --"
  • (Yakko) "We'll be there."
  • (Yakko) "Wherever there is candy --"
  • (Wakko) "We'll be there a lot quicker."
  • (Brain) "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
  • (Pinky) "I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?"
  • (Yakko) "Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?"
  • (Dot) "We'll do it."
  • (Yakko) "But we're not doing it for art. We're not doing it for the sake of money. No. We're doing it because we love painting naked people."
  • (Unnamed) "Hoyl. How'd you -- with the going -- you were there -- but here now -- you are -- for me to see -- how'd you do --"
  • (Yakko) "You understand any of that?"
  • (Wakko) "I think he said: "Hoyl. How'd you -- with the going -- you were there -- but here now -- you are -- for me to see -- how'd you do --"
  • (Yakko) "Thanks for clearing that up."
  • (Unnamed) "Dot, what can you tell me about the scientists of the 1800's?"
  • (Dot) "They're all dead."
  • (Unnamed) "No, no, no."
  • (Dot) "Ok, they're all living?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, no, no."
  • (Yakko) "Well, now we're getting into philosophy."
  • (Brain) "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
  • (Pinky) "I think so, Brain, but where are we gonna find a tattoo parlor that's open at this time of night?"
  • (Dot) "All we know is that we like you. We have no taste, but we like you."
  • (Unnamed) "I win -- Wakko goes with me. You win, you get to stay together forever. Agreed?"
  • (Yakko) "We Accept --"
  • (Dot) "To accept is to Yield --"
  • (Yakko) "To yield is to allow on-coming traffic the right of way --"
  • (Dot) "Your breath is like the breeze off a land fill --"
  • (Yakko) "Food particles are wedged between your teeth --"
  • (Unnamed) "Where are you kids going?"
  • (Yakko) "Jan Murray's house?"
  • (Unnamed) "You kids are going to be in my movie."
  • (Unnamed) "Movie?"
  • (Unnamed) "Who were you talking to?"
  • (Wakko) "The people watching us on TV."
  • (Unnamed) "Peoples? What peoples?"
  • (Unnamed) "HELLO, NICE PEOPLE IN THE TV."
  • (Ivan Bloski) "Shhh. Shhh. Do you know what that means?"
  • (Yakko) "You got a slow leak?"
  • (Einstein) "You -- you -- you --"
  • (Yakko) "No, THIS is a ewe; we're just plain old us."
  • (Brain) "It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?"
  • (Pinky) "Ummm -- the rubber band?"
  • (Dot) "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, and tell us the lesson that we should learn."
  • (Yakko) "Free trip to Tahiti."
  • (Unnamed) "Cheers."
  • (Brain) "Do you realize what we will do with this pollen, Pinky?"
  • (Pinky) "Ummm -- open a boutique?"
  • (Brain) "Yes, that's it. We'll open a boutique and sell ladies' clothing and pollen."
  • (Slappy) "Now that's comedy."
  • (Dot) "Roses are red, violets are blue / That's what they say, but it just isn't true / Roses are red, and apples are, too / But violets are violet, violets aren't blue / An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green / A pinky's not pink, so what does it mean? / To call something blue when it's not, we defile it / But what the heck, it's hard to rhyme violet."
  • (Yakko) "You know, you'd make a fortune renting your head out as a balloon."
  • (Slappy) "In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing."
  • (Dot) "The poem that I wrote. This is the poem that I wrote. These are the words that are in the poem that I wrote. This is the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote. This is the person who has the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote. This is the audience that would do anything to shut up the person who has the mouth that's saying the words that are in poem that I wrote. This is the TV show that tortures the audience until they would do anything to shut up the person that has the mouth that's saying the words that are in the poem that I wrote. This --"
  • (Slappy) "Look, have I ever lied to you before?"
  • (Skippy) "You said keno is legal in Burbank."
  • (Hello Nurse) "How come I always get the booby prize?"
  • (Dot) "I'm not touching that one."
  • (Dot) "I'm going to hurt my brother badly."
  • (Dot) "Make a Googie."
  • (Yakko) "We'd love to stay here and count our brain cells as they die one-by-one."
  • (Dot) "But we can't."
  • (Unnamed) "Well. I never."
  • (Slappy) "Well, you should, it's fun."
  • (Dot) "Little Miss Muffet. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet / And boy what a big tuffet she had. If you're feeling insecure, just sit next to her / And then you won't feel quite so bad. Thank you."
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "Dot, would you care to give it a try? But, I'd like you to make a little curtsey."
  • (Dot) "Thanks, but I did before I left home."
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "Make a little curtsey. A CURTSEY."
  • (Wakko) "Make a little curtsey. A CURTSEY."
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "Stop with the fun at me."
  • (Yakko) "Then please stop being so funny."
  • (Colin) "One time, ok, see, one time Randy Beeman's brother ate Pop Rocks and drank a soda at the same time and his head exploded. 'Kay, bye."
  • (Yakko) "Early to rise and early to bed/Makes a man healthy, but socially dead."
  • (Yakko) "Well, we've decided. In outer space it's okay to wear white shoes after Labor Day."
  • (Yakko) "Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing."
  • (Yakko) "Who's the ham on rye?"
  • (Dan Anchorman) "That's me."
  • (Yakko) "Remember, you said that. We didn't."
  • (Dot) "I'm famished."
  • (Dan Anchorman) "How dare you take a bite out of my sandwich."
  • (Dot) "You want it back?"
  • (Yakko) "And the moral of today's story is: If you can't say something nice, you're probably at the Ice Capades."
  • (Dot) "Boys. Go fig."
  • (Dot) "Jack Sprat could eat no fat, so he became macrobiotic and an enormous pain in the neck."
  • (Wakko) "Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?"
  • (Yakko) "Sure do. In fact, that's the theme of our next show."
  • (Dot) "So don't miss it."
  • (Brain) "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
  • (Pinky) "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a garden hose at this time of night?"
  • (Wakko) "So what are we going to get Dr. Scratchy?"
  • (Dot) "Ooooooh, how about an outfit from Oedipus Rex Men's Wear?"
  • (Yakko) "Nah, his mom would hate those."
  • (Dot) "No way. I'm the only one who's supposed to be cute on this show."
  • (Brain) "I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you."
  • (Brain-2-Me-2) "This is it, Pinky-O, our moment of truth. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
  • (3-Pinky-0) "Um, I think so, Brain-2, but a show about two talking lab mice? Huh, it'll never get on the air."
  • (Slappy) "Oh, not the dynamite in the cake bit again. Who'd sink so low?"
  • (Baloney) "I is for Imagine, M is for Me, A is for the letter A, G is for G. I is for Imagine, N is for Nice. E is for Egad, I said imagine twice."
  • (Yakko) "Wow, great song."
  • (Baloney) "Thanks. Let's hug."
  • (Yakko) "Uh, why don't you just imagine that too?"
  • (Unnamed) "I want a pet who'll come when I call and cuddle me when I've had a bad day."
  • (Rita) "Have a kid, lady."
  • (Dot) "Oh, oh, my heart aches with the sorrow of a thousand scouts. No merit badge. I mourn my loss."
  • (Yakko) "Say, those acting classes are really paying off."
  • (Yakko) "Good Night Everybody."
  • (Wakko) "Why does Mr. Plotz want to see me?"
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "Because you ate his conference table, Wakko."
  • (Wakko) "But I was HUNGRY."
  • (Brain) "Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
  • (Pinky) "I think so Brain but why would anyone want to pierce Bronson?"
  • (Dot) "Um, it's not that we wouldn't like to take your survey --"
  • (Yakko) "It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery."
  • (Wakko) "I think we deserve a spanking, right on our fanny."
  • (Dot) "Mr. President? Get to work."
  • (Pinky) "I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"
  • (Yakko) "That was my cute little sister who said that."
  • (Unnamed) "Shhh."
  • (Yakko) "What, are you leaky tires?"
  • (Unnamed) "I am Howie Tern. I'm a big star. I'm a household name."
  • (Yakko) "So is the Mister Tidy Bowl man. Are you related?"
  • (Pinky) "What are we going to do tonight brain?"
  • (Brain) "The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world."
  • (Slappy) "Tactless, yet rude."
  • (Yakko) "How's it going, Scratchy?"
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "I take umbrage at that."
  • (Yakko) "Oh, sure. Take all the umbrage. Don't leave any for us."
  • (Pesto) "Hey, Bobby knows this industry."
  • (Squit) "Hey. What'd I do?"
  • (Pesto) "Nothing. I just felt like whackin' something."
  • (Slappy) "I'm gonna make you some brain food. That's right, I'm gonna make you my famous walnut fig dough surprise."
  • (Skippy) "What's the surprise?"
  • (Slappy) "I'm outta walnuts."
  • (Beethoven) "I am Ludwig Van Beethoven, world famous composer and pianist."
  • (Yakko) "You're a what?"
  • (Beethoven) "A pianist."
  • (Yakko) "Goodnight, everybody."
  • (Beethoven) "But that is what I am. A pianist."
  • (Yakko) "I think we've heard enough out of you."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey. You can't eat that."
  • (Wakko) "Needs salt."
  • (Slappy) "The pleasure's been all yours, I'm sure."
  • (Unnamed) "Give me back my paperweight."
  • (Wakko) "Okay, but you'll have to wait a while."
  • (Unnamed) "Yakko, can you conjugate?"
  • (Yakko) "Who? Me? I've never even kissed a girl."
  • (Unnamed) "No, it's very simple. I'll conjugate with you."
  • (Yakko) "Good night, everybody."
  • (Unnamed) "Now listen up, America. If you just tuned in, I've go three kids in here who think they're funnier than the great Howie Tern. You know what I say to that? burp"
  • (Wakko) "That's not a burp."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh no?"
  • (Wakko) "Nope. BELCH. That's a burp."
  • (Pinky) "Hmmm -- let me think --"
  • (Brain) "Don't hurt yourself, Pinky."
  • (Einstein) "If the sun is P, and gravity is H, it makes a Phhhhhh --"
  • (Yakko Warner) "We protest you calling us "little kids". We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired pre-adults"."
  • (Dot) "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
  • (Wakko) "Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?"
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "Ok."
  • (Wakko) "Knock-knock."
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "Who's there?"
  • (Wakko) "Max."
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "Max who?"
  • (Wakko) "Max wants to come in an' go crazy."
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "See, that's not funny because it's not really a joke."
  • (Wakko) "It is if you know Max."
  • (Dr. Scratchensniff) "But I DON'T know Max."
  • (Wakko) "If you did you'd be laughin'."
  • (Unnamed) "Stop laughing at them."
  • (Unnamed) "Ok I'm sorry."
  • (Yakko) "Ooo, I like her."
  • (Clown) "When the whippoorwill/ Whippoors in the wind / The wind can whippoor back / O nice and chubby baby."
  • (Arch Bishop) "King Yakko, your throne."
  • (Wakko Warner) "The throne? How do you lift the lid?"
  • (Dot) "Since when do you lift the lid?"
  • (Wakko) "Faboo."
  • (Dot) "Aliens. Go fig."

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