Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode) Quotes

Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Angel completed its run in 1970.

Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Is there anything better than a natural disaster: the panic, the people lost in the streets. It's like picking fruit off the vine."

• (Unnamed) "My diary? You read my diary? That is NOT okay. A diary is like a person's most private place. You don't even know what I was writing about. Hunk can mean a lot of things, bad things, and when it says your eyes are penetrating, I meant to write bulgy."
• (Unnamed) "Buffy --"
• (Unnamed) "And 'A' doesn't even stand for Angel, for that matter. It; it stands for Achmed, a charming for exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to do with you at all."
• (Unnamed) "Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched her from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Unnamed) "OH."

• (Unnamed) "I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker."

• (Unnamed) "Do I sense a plan, Darla? Share."
• (Unnamed) "Angel kills her and comes back to the fold."
• (Unnamed) "Angel. He was the most vicious creature I ever met. I miss him."
• (Unnamed) "So do I."
• (Unnamed) "Why would he kill her if he feels for her?"
• (Unnamed) "To keep her from killing him."

• (Unnamed) "Cool. Crossbow. Huh, check out these babies. Hmm, goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality."

• (Unnamed) "Goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality."

• (Unnamed) "When you become a vampire, the demon takes your body. But it doesn't get your soul. That's gone. No conscience, no remorse -- it's an easy way to live. You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done, and to care."

• (Unnamed) "You read my diary? That is not OK. A diary is like a person's most private place. I; You don't even know what I was writing about. 'Hunk' can mean a lot of things, bad things. And-and when it said that your eyes are penetrating, I meant to write 'bulging'."
• (Unnamed) "Buffy --"
• (Unnamed) "And 'A' doesn't even stand for Angel for that matter. It stands for Achmed, a charming foreign exchange student. So that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you, at all --"
• (Unnamed) "Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched her from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."

• (Unnamed) "Please get your extreme oafishness off my two-hundred-dollar shoes."

• (Unnamed) "I invited you into my home and then you attacked my family."
• (Unnamed) "Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends -- and their friends' children -- For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart."

• (Unnamed) "Love makes you do the whacky."

• (Unnamed) "It's been a while."
• (Unnamed) "A lifetime."
• (Unnamed) "-- Or two, but who's counting?"

• (Unnamed) "That way leads to madness and sweaty palms."

• (Unnamed) "So he is a good vampire? I mean on a scale of one to ten. Ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and one being someone who's -- not."

• (Unnamed) "I just wanted to see if you were okay -- your mother."
• (Unnamed) "We're both good. You?"
• (Unnamed) "If I can go a little while without getting shot or stabbed I'll be all right. Look, this can't --"
• (Unnamed) "-- ever be anything. I know. For one thing, you're, like, two hundred and twenty-four years older than I am."
• (Unnamed) "I just gotta -- I gotta walk away from this."

• (Unnamed) "Guys would do anything to impress a girl. I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath."
• (Unnamed) "It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick factor."

• (Unnamed) "Angel?"
• (Unnamed) "Hmm?"
• (Unnamed) "Do you snore?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know. It's been a long time since anybody's been in a position to let me know."

• (Unnamed) "What about Angel?"
• (Unnamed) "Angel? I can just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You're in grave danger. I'll see you next month.'"
• (Unnamed) "He's not around much, it's true."
• (Unnamed) "When he is around -- it's like the lights dim everywhere else. You know how it's like that with some guys?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah."

• (Unnamed) "Guys'll do anything to impress a girl. I mean, I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath."
• (Unnamed) "I was pretty impressive, although later there was an ick factor."

• (Unnamed) "Forget her."
• (Unnamed) "How dare you. She was my favorite. For four hundred years --"
• (Unnamed) "She was weak. We don't need her. I will bring you the Slayer."

• (Unnamed) "There's mention some two hundred years ago in Ireland of-of Angelus, the one with the angelic face."
• (Unnamed) "They got that right."

• (Unnamed) "Ah, the post-fumigation party."
• (Unnamed) "'Kay, so, what's the difference between this and the pre-fumigation party?"
• (Unnamed) "Much hardier cockroaches."

• (Unnamed) "Scary."
• (Unnamed) "Scarier."

• (Unnamed) "I can walk like a man, but I'm not one."

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