An Owl in a Thornbush Quotes

An Owl in a Thornbush is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . An Owl in a Thornbush stopped airing in 1970.

An Owl in a Thornbush Quotes

• (Titus Pullo) "What are you doing?"
• (Lucius Vorenus) "I've done my duty and I've sinned enough. I resign."
• (Titus Pullo) "That's desertion."
• (Lucius Vorenus) "I'm a traitor and a rebel. Why not a desertor as well?"

• (Titus Pullo) "Of course, your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as October."

• (Marcus Junius Brutus) "Vae, mother. You, you are blinded by untapped lust. I'll get you a good big Cyrenian at the market and have done with it."

• (Lucius Vorenus) "You heard what she said, she hates me."
• (Titus Pullo) "What's your question?"
• (Lucius Vorenus) "How do I get her to stop hating me, obviously."
• (Titus Pullo) "That's not obvious. I thought you were making her hate you for a purpose."
• (Lucius Vorenus) "That was not my intent, why would I do that?"
• (Titus Pullo) "I don't know. You're the clever one."

• (Marcus Junius Brutus) "Caesar has crossed the Rubicon. He's on Italian soil under arms. It's an act of gross treason. With a single legion, if you please. So not merely treason, but suicidal treason."

• (Atia of the Julii) "Octavian, my honey, who would you rather killed you?"
• (Gaius Octavian) "I'm old enough to take care of myself, mother."
• (Atia of the Julii) "Oh, that's my brave boy."

• (Newsreader) "Pompey Magnus has left the city. He commands all noblemen and knights to do likewise. Those that remain will be considered enemies of Rome."

• (Atia of the Julii) "Pompeian scum at our very door. It's intolerable. If Timon and his men weren't here they'd be burning down the house."
• (Marcus Junius Brutus) "Oh they're not that energetic."

• (Atia of the Julii) "I'm having a small party this evening, and I'll need you to;"
• (Atia of the Julii) "Are you wearing perfume?"
• (Timon) "Just a dab."
• (Atia of the Julii) "It's horrid. Horses*** suits you much better. Now, I need you to get more men to stand guard outside to greet my guests when they arrive."
• (Timon) "A party? Is that wise, given how things are?"
• (Atia of the Julii) "Perfume, advice. Whatever next?"

• (Lucius Vorenus) "We should have been stopped by now. Why is Rome not defended?"
• (Titus Pullo) "Our boys scared 'em off, eh?"
• (Lucius Vorenus) "The soldiers of the Republic do not run -- so it must be a strategem or trick --"
• (Titus Pullo) "Then it's a good trick."
• (Lucius Vorenus) "-- unless the gods have abandoned Rome. If Mars were watching, he would not allow such a disgrace."
• (Titus Pullo) "Or maybe he's off having a crap, and missed it."
• (Lucius Vorenus) "It is that sort of disrespect that has brought us to this sad pass. If the gods are not respected, then why should they help us?"

• (Titus Pullo) "When you couple with her, there's a spot just above her cunny, it's like a little button. Now -- attend to that button, and she will open up, like a flower."
• (Lucius Vorenus) "How do you know this about her?"
• (Titus Pullo) "All women have them. Ask anyone."

• (Gaius Julius Caesar) "What makes your man Vorenus so morose?"
• (Mark Antony) "He is stonewall Catonian. He thinks we've committed a terrible crime, a mighty sacrilege, and shall be severely punished by the gods."
• (Gaius Julius Caesar) "He may be right."
• (Mark Antony) "It's a crime if we lose. If we win, it isn't."
• (Gaius Julius Caesar) "I am merely pursuing my legitimate rights, Antony."
• (Mark Antony) "Of course."
• (Gaius Julius Caesar) "Do you think we can trust him?"
• (Mark Antony) "Who?"
• (Gaius Julius Caesar) "Lucius Vorenus."
• (Mark Antony) "Oh. Deep Thirteenth, him. He'd follow the eagle up Pluto's arse."

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