American Horror Story Quotes

American Horror Story is a Horror fiction; Anthology series; Supernatural horror; Erotic thriller that first aired in 2011 on FX (TV channel). American Horror Story completed its run in 1970.

American Horror Story lasted 8 seasons. It features Alexis Martin Woodall as producer, Cesar Davila-Irizarry, and Charlie Clouser as theme composer, James S. Levine, and Mac Quayle as composer, Plainlist, and, Christopher Baffa, and Michael Goi; Nelson Cragg as head of cinematography. American Horror Story is executive produced by Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Dante Di Loreto; Tim Minear; James Wong; Jennifer Salt; Bradley Buecker, and Alexis Martin Woodall. American Horror Story is created by Ryan Murphy; Brad Falchuk.

American Horror Story is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of American Horror Story is 37-73 minutes long. American Horror Story is produced by 20th Century Fox Television, Ryan Murphy Productions, and Brad Falchuk Teley-Vision and distributed by 20th Television.

American Horror Story Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Let me get a 44, extra crispy."
• (Unnamed) "Yo. The medium bucket is supposed to have 8 pieces. This one has only 7."
• (Unnamed) "My name is not "Yo", it's "Queenie", and you must have miscounted because I packed that basket myself."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you must've got a D in Math 'cause there's only 7 pieces."
• (Unnamed) "Actually, sir, I got an A in Math, all of them. Calculus, Trig, Advanced Algebra."
• (Unnamed) "Is that so?"
• (Unnamed) "Mm-hmm."
• (Unnamed) "Look, I'm sure you're a genius, just give me an extra piece of chicken and I'll be done here."
• (Unnamed) "Look, pencil dick, you ate the extra piece and, now, you want a freebie."
• (Unnamed) "I'd like to speak to the manager, stupid fat ass."
• (Unnamed) "What did you call me?"
• (Unnamed) "Get the manager."
• (Unnamed) "I am the manager."
• (Unnamed) "Help. I'm burning. Help."
• (Unnamed) "Did they send you to jail?"
• (Unnamed) "No. There were lots of witnesses, none of them had actually seen me throw the oil. But it made the local newspaper, that's how Miss Cordelia found me."
• (Unnamed) "You didn't want to join us at first."
• (Unnamed) "I grew up on white girl s*** like "Charmed" and "Sabrina, The Teenage Cracker". I didn't know that there even were black witches. As it turns out, I'm an heir to Tituba. She was a house slave in Salem. She was the first to be accused of witchcraft. So, technically, I'm part of your tribe."
• (Unnamed) "Is this were we all sing Kumbaya?"
• (Unnamed) "Bitch, I will eat you."
• (Unnamed) "Hey hey hey. Hey. You guys have got start taking care of each other. We have enough enemies on the outside."

• (Unnamed) "He's going through with it and there's nothing I can do to stop him. We're supposed to sign the papers next week and that's it. 23 years gone with the stroke of a pen. I'm so upset. And I wonder if I'll ever be able to love or be loved again."
• (Unnamed) "What was the reason your husband is seeking the divorce?"
• (Unnamed) "He says I'm very boring. I've tried to converse with him on a variety of subjects. Sports, for instance. I've even learned the names of Football teams he follows. Let's see; there's the Chargers, the 49ers, the Raiders, the Sea Hawks up in Seattle. That's the West Coast. And the Cardinals, they're in Arizona. I memorized them for him. I'm very good at memorization. I can still name the states and all of their capitols which I learned in the 6th grade. My memory helps with my work. I'm an accountant by trade, but I'm branching out into taxes."

• (Unnamed) "Do you think Fiona can fix it?"
• (Unnamed) "You're such a god**** idiot. I can't believe you told them everything. I'm supposed to be cleaning up my act. When this gets out, I'm screwed."
• (Unnamed) "Who cares? This is murder, like multiple murders."
• (Unnamed) "They're not gonna find any evidence that we messed with the bus because we did not mess with the bus. What did you do to that s*** dick in the hospital, though?"
• (Unnamed) "Idiots."
• (Unnamed) "Have you any idea what's going on out there? Now, I forgave your ham-handed mass murder business with the bus over exuberance of youth and all that, but if you haven't got the god**** brains to know that when strangers come asking questions, we close ranks, then I fear our line is truly at an end."
• (Unnamed) "But they knew so much already."
• (Unnamed) "I COULDN'T TOAST A PIECE OF BREAD with the heat they were putting on you. You -- are soft. You're emotional, you care what people think. Now, if there's one thing you learn before leaving this place is that we, even the WEAKEST among us, are better than the best of them."
• (Unnamed) "Are we gonna get arrested?"
• (Unnamed) "You are missing the point."
• (Unnamed) "Which is?"
• (Unnamed) "The point is -- in this whole wide wicked world -- the only thing you have to be afraid of -- is me."

• (Unnamed) "I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you."

• (Unnamed) "In the absence of the council, as reigning Supreme of this coven, I hereby decree -- for the murders of our sister witch, Cecily Pembroke and our college, Quentin Fleming -- you -- Myrtle Snow, are hereby sentenced to death by fire."
• (Unnamed) "Delia, my sweet daughter, I have never been more proud."
• (Unnamed) "Any last words?"
• (Unnamed) "Only one. BALENCIAGA."

• (Unnamed) "I think we're gonna get a pickup on my Lifetime pilot. And as soon as we do, I wanna bring you on as my guest."
• (Unnamed) "I can't focus on your -- career right now. I maybe looking at a rather Earth shattering situation."
• (Unnamed) "Could we be talking menopause baby? Why am I seeing baby pictures?"
• (Unnamed) "Tell me -- What happens when a human -- copulates with someone from the spirit world?"
• (Unnamed) "Spirits aren't known for their potency."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, but -- what if there is, in fact, a conception?"
• (Unnamed) "You do know about the box? The Pope's box?"
• (Unnamed) "What the Hell are you talking about?"
• (Unnamed) "When a new Pope has been chosen and the bells of St. Peter's chime, he is shown into a small chamber next to the Sistine Chapel. They call it the room of tears, named for the sublime mixture of joy and sorrow that he must contemplate at this moment. He is brought a key to this box. It has been said that this box contains the ultimate secret. It holds the secret of the end of the world."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, for Christ's sakes, Billie Dean, the cameras aren't rolling in here. Will you just cut to the chase?"
• (Unnamed) "This piece of paper reveals the precise nature of the Antichrist. A child born of human and spirit will usher in the end of times. It is the essence of evil -- a perversion of the Immaculate Conception."
• (Unnamed) "What are you talking about?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, come on, honey. The Holy Ghost merely whispered in the Virgin Mary's ear and she begat the Son of God. If the Devil's going to use a human vessel for his spawn, he's gonna want a little more bang for his buck."

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