Amazon Women on the Moon Quotes

Amazon Women on the Moon is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Amazon Women on the Moon stopped airing in 1970.

It features John Landis as producer, Ira Newborn in charge of musical score, and Daniel Pearl as head of cinematography.

Amazon Women on the Moon is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Amazon Women on the Moon is 85 minutes long. Amazon Women on the Moon is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Belinda Balaski as Bernice Pitnik, Lou Jacobi as Murray, Erica Yohn as Selma, Monique Gabrielle as Taryn Steele, William Marshall as Pirate 1, William Marshall as Pirate 2, William Marshall as Pirate 3, William Marshall as Pirate 4, William Marshall as Pirate Captain, Arsenio Hall as Apartment Victim, Peter Horton as Harry Landers, Joe Pantoliano as Sy Swerdlow, Joey Travolta as Butch, Steve Forrest as Capt. Nelson, Sybil Danning as Queen Lara, Lana Clarkson as Alpha Beta, and Mike Mazurki as Dutch.

Amazon Women on the Moon Quotes

Peter Horton as Harry Landers

• (Peter Horton) "That's not a baby, that's a Mr. Potato Head."

Lou Jacobi as Murray

• (Lou Jacobi) "Now I'm trapped in a rock video; anything but this."

• (Lou Jacobi) "Where am I?"
• (Erica Yohn) "On the Disney Channel. At least there I know you won't catch anything."

• (Lou Jacobi) "Oh no. I'm in black and white."

Belinda Balaski as Bernice Pitnik

• (Belinda Balaski) "I'm glad to see Slappy White here today. Now at least I know my hubcaps are safe. And Rip Taylor, is that a toupee, or did a beaver curl up and die on your head? As I look at Henny Youngman today, I'm not so sure we're burying the right guy."

Monique Gabrielle as Taryn Steele

• (Monique Gabrielle) "I have grown so much since then. I can't hardly believe it's me. I am a beach person and a night person. I'm really sorry for everybody who doesn't live in California, because we got it all, the mountains, the sun."

Joey Travolta as Butch

• (Joey Travolta) "What's she looking at? She acts like she's never seen a man before."
• (Sybil Danning) "She hasn't. Have you, Alpha-Beta?"
• (Lana Clarkson) "No, My Queen. What are men good for?"
• (Joey Travolta) "I'm pretty good in the backseat of a Studebaker --"

• (Joey Travolta) "I never thought I'd be miserable surrounded by beautiful dames."
• (Steve Forrest) "Cut the gags, Butch, we're in enough trouble --"

William Marshall as Pirate Captain

• (William Marshall) "Ohhh, I'm so scared."

Arsenio Hall as Apartment Victim

• (Arsenio Hall) "There ain't no f***in' Thelma here. The bitch don't LIVE here."
• (Arsenio Hall) "f*** you, too, man."

Mike Mazurki as Dutch

• (Mike Mazurki) "Here -- Dunk your whiskers in this, sister."

Joe Pantoliano as Sy Swerdlow

• (Joe Pantoliano) "Hi, I'm Sy Swerdlow -- and I invented the patented process known as hair looming -- If you suffer from premature hair loss -- let our team of technicians visit you in the privacy of your own home, so there will be no embarrassment -- You'll choose from our selection of over two hundred colors and styles -- then your head will be carpeted -- with 100 percent pure acrylic fiber -- completely natural-looking."

Erica Yohn as Selma

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