Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Quotes

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel ended its run in 1970.

It features Janice Karman; Ross Bagdasarian, Jr. as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Anthony B. Richmond as head of cinematography.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel is 88 minutes long. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Jesse McCartney as Theodore, Matthew Gray Gubler as Simon, Justin Long as Alvin, Christina Applegate as Brittany, Jason Lee as Dave, Amy Poehler as Eleanor, Wendie Malick as Dr. Rubin, David Cross as Ian, Zachary Levi as Toby, Kevin G. Schmidt as Ryan, Chris Warren, Jr. as Xander, and Bridgit Mendler as Becca.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Quotes

Justin Long as Alvin

• (Justin Long) "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me."

• (Justin Long) "Do you know what Dave would say if he were here right now?"
• (Unnamed) "Alvin."
• (Justin Long) "Not bad, but I think it needs to come more from the belly."

• (Justin Long) "I'm going crack you like an acorn and eat you for dinner with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
• (Footballer) "Did he say something about my father?"

• (Justin Long) "Whoops. Well, it looks like it's time to play my second favorite game: hide the broken TV from Dave. You wanna play?"

• (Justin Long) "I'm not going anywhere without Da- --"
• (Justin Long) "-- -aydream believer and a homecoming queen."
• (Unnamed) "I hope for your sake he stays asleep for the entire flight."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Maybe we should give him another shot just to be sure."

• (Justin Long) "Oh, I didn't realize I pocket-dialed 1-800-LOWLIFE."

• (Justin Long) "Who's Aunt Jackie?"
• (Jesse McCartney) "The one who sends us those metal buckets of yummy popcorn for Christmas."
• (Justin Long) "Oh, Popcorn Jackie."

• (Justin Long) "Oh it is on like Donkey Kong."

• (Justin Long) "There's something wrong with the clock. It won't shut up. I can't sleep."
• (Zachary Levi) "That's the point. It's an alarm clock. It helps you wake up early in the morning."
• (Justin Long) "Why would anyone want to wake up early?"

• (Justin Long) "Come on, Alvin. Remember your 5 D's: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge."

• (Justin Long) "Ah, I love the smell of zitcream in the morning."

• (Justin Long) "Dave, just think how much you'd miss us if there were six of us."
• (Jason Lee) "Alvin, what did you say?"
• (Justin Long) "Well, the chipettes needed a place to crash, right? So I said that you said they could stay with us as long as they needed to."
• (Jason Lee) "Alvin --"
• (Justin Long) "Okay."

• (Justin Long) "You might as well be rooting out truffles in the French countryside because you are in fact hogging."

• (Justin Long) "Hello, Humane Society? Yes, I need help. A man is after us. He wants to take us to a terrible place -- school."

Amy Poehler as Eleanor

• (Amy Poehler) "Ian says that I need to work on being taller."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Well, I think you look great just the way you are."

Jason Lee as Dave

• (Jason Lee) "I'm counting on you."
• (Justin Long) "Dave, wait a minute. Why is he in charge?"

• (Jason Lee) "Well, I guess since you answered the phone you haven't burned down the house yet."

Bridgit Mendler as Becca

• (Bridgit Mendler) "You are Theo-dorable."

Jesse McCartney as Theodore

• (Jesse McCartney) "You mean, you don't stay with us at school?"
• (Zachary Levi) "No, no, no, no, no, I've done my time. Thank you very much."

• (Jesse McCartney) "She's practicing her pole dancing."

• (Jesse McCartney) "Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Yes, he's Theodore, in case you missed it, and I'm Simon."

• (Jesse McCartney) "Eagle. Eagle."
• (Kevin G. Schmidt) "Get him."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Bully. Bully."

• (Jesse McCartney) "We're the chipmunks."
• (Wendie Malick) "Yes, that would explain the fur and the bushy tails. Follow me, gentlemen."

• (Jesse McCartney) "Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Theodore, your butt looks fine. Those guys are just jerks."

Kevin G. Schmidt as Ryan

• (Kevin G. Schmidt) "Somebody's going to have to knock those guys down to size."
• (Chris Warren, Jr.) "That should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only eight inches tall."

Christina Applegate as Brittany

• (Christina Applegate) "Hey Ian. In the words of The Donald, "You're fired.""

Zachary Levi as Toby

• (Zachary Levi) "You guys should ask someone who isn't me."

David Cross as Ian

• (David Cross) "I had fifteen cars. That's like five more cars than anybody really needs."

• (David Cross) "What part of "singing female chipmunks" don't these people understand?"

Matthew Gray Gubler as Simon

• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Au contraire, mon frere. I'm just going to elegantly show you how its done."

Wendie Malick as Dr. Rubin

• (Wendie Malick) "It was my birthday and I was like "oh the chipmunks." So, what do you say? will you represent our school?"
• (Justin Long) "Honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me."

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