Alvin and the Chipmunks (film) Quotes

Alvin and the Chipmunks (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Alvin and the Chipmunks stopped airing in 1970.

It features Janice Karman; Ross Bagdasarian, Jr. as producer, Christopher Lennertz in charge of musical score, and Peter Lyons Collister as head of cinematography.

Alvin and the Chipmunks (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks (film) is 92 minutes long. Alvin and the Chipmunks (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Jesse McCartney as Theodore, Jason Lee as David Seville, Matthew Gray Gubler as Simon, Justin Long as Alvin, David Cross as Ian, Cameron Richardson as Claire, and Jayden Lund as Security Guard.

Alvin and the Chipmunks (film) Quotes

Justin Long as Alvin

• (Unnamed) "Only you can make this world seem right / Only you can make the darkness bright"
• (Justin Long) "Uh, were we disturbing you?"
• (Jason Lee) "Y-you guys can sing too?"
• (Justin Long) "That's not singing, this is singing."
• (Jason Lee) "This is amazing. Here, everyone inside."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Whoopsie."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Thank you."

• (Justin Long) "Don't cha -- Yeah, yeah, come on, come on -- Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me / Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me --"
• (Justin Long) "There's this new thing, it's called knocking."
• (Jason Lee) "Get out."
• (Justin Long) "I'm waiting for the rain cycle."
• (Jason Lee) "Out."
• (Justin Long) "Hey, I'm taking a shower here."
• (Jason Lee) "You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be at the top of the list."
• (Justin Long) "And it's still early."
• (Jason Lee) "Clam it, sudsy."
• (Justin Long) "Look, let me just put it to you like this, OK? I have no job, no career, my house is always a mess, thank you very much --"

• (Justin Long) "Last one to the door is road kill."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "I'm in."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Hmm -- What are these shiny things?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Theodore, we're leaving now."

• (Justin Long) "You should've kissed her, Dave. She really wanted you."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Alvin, you're not helping."
• (Justin Long) "Aw, don't give up, Dave."
• (Jason Lee) "Go away. Leave me alone."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Dave, would you like a cookie?"
• (Jason Lee) "I said leave me alone."

• (Justin Long) "Is it me, or was he a little mad?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Hmm -- I wonder -- is Dave mad? Yes."
• (Jesse McCartney) "He really did have garlic breath."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Yeah, well played, guys."
• (Justin Long) "Idea, ding-ding-ding-ding. Who has cab fare?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Cab fare? We don't even have pockets."

• (Unnamed) "Where is the moment we needed the most/You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost/They tell me your blue skies fade to gray/They tell me your passion's gone away/And I don't need no carryin' on/Cause you had a bad day/You're taking one down/You sing a sad song just to turn it around/You say you don't know/You tell me don't lie/You work at a smile and you go for a ride/You had a bad day/You've seen what you like/And how does it feel for one more time/You had a bad day/You had a bad day/"
• (Justin Long) "It's going, It's going."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "And it's gone."
• (Justin Long) "Whatever."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Maybe we should take a break."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Ouch."
• (Justin Long) "That's it. I can't take this anymore. I can't. I give up. I'm sick of struggling for survival. Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts. And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid -- tree."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Whoa. What's happening?"
• (Jesse McCartney) "Guys. I think he made it angry."

• (Justin Long) "Why didn't the airbags deploy?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Theodore, don't go into the light."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Huh? Phew. Let's do it again."

• (Justin Long) "You'll never take us alive."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "They just did take us alive, Alvin."
• (Justin Long) "It's a figure of speech, Simon. Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out?"

• (Justin Long) "Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, missed a chipmunk cause you're slow."
• (Justin Long) "Yippee-kie-yay, mamacita."

• (Justin Long) "This kicks a hamster wheel's butt."

Jesse McCartney as Theodore

• (Jesse McCartney) "This is the greatest day of my life."
• (Justin Long) "Eureka. I found the cheese balls."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Ughh. Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess."
• (Justin Long) "Cannonball."

• (Jesse McCartney) "Dave?"
• (Jesse McCartney) "Are you awake?"
• (Jason Lee) "I am now."
• (Jesse McCartney) "I had a nightmare. Can I sleep with you?"
• (Jason Lee) "Umm --"
• (Jesse McCartney) "You won't even know I'm here."
• (Jason Lee) "Ok, sure, but stay on THAT side of the bed."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Oh, oh, oh, ok."

• (Jesse McCartney) "How do you think it's going?"
• (Justin Long) "Terrible. They're not even sniffing each other."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "But Alvin, Dave said that --"
• (Justin Long) "Dave needs a little help from the love doctor."
• (Jesse McCartney) "And his assistant."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Get back here."

Jason Lee as David Seville

• (Jason Lee) "It's hard, I know, three months ago you were wandering around in a tree somewhere and, now you're --"
• (Justin Long) "major rockstars."
• (Jason Lee) "Okay, whatever. Well, my point is, just because you're --"
• (Justin Long) "major rockstars."
• (Jason Lee) "-- doesn't mean that you can have or do whatever you want."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Well, Uncle Ian said that we should always be happy."
• (Jason Lee) "Okay, you know what? He's not your uncle."
• (Justin Long) "He also, David, said that we should be making 20 dollars a day."
• (Jason Lee) "Well, guess what? You're making way more than that. And because I care, I'm putting it all away for you, just like storing nuts for the winter."
• (Justin Long) "Ah, winter's for losers."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Yeah. And shouldn't we be having our say on how to build our investment portfolio?"
• (Jason Lee) "Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids."
• (Justin Long) "Kids, Dave -- or rats?"
• (Jason Lee) "What?"
• (Jesse McCartney) "Well, Uncle Ian said that we're like his family."
• (Jason Lee) "Oh yeah? Well, if you love Uncle Ian so much and don't think I'm watching out for you, why don't you go live with Uncle Ian?"

• (Jason Lee) "Uh, guys, what's this about?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Obviously, Theodore's butt."
• (Jesse McCartney) "We told you we colored."
• (Jason Lee) "On my presentation boards? You got me fired."
• (Jesse McCartney) "We didn't know."
• (Jesse McCartney) "We're sorry, Dave."
• (Jason Lee) "Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic."
• (Jesse McCartney) "But --"
• (Jason Lee) "Sorry doesn't get my job back now, does it, Theodore?"

• (Mother in Store) "Oh, sorry about that. Sorry."
• (Jason Lee) "Kids, huh?"
• (Mother in Store) "Yeah, they keep you on your toes. You have any?"
• (Jason Lee) "Three boys."
• (Mother in Store) "Some days are better than others."
• (Jason Lee) "-- and then some days you just want to close them in a box, and leave the box in the park, and run away you know?"

• (Jason Lee) "What was that?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Um, nothing, nothing, just a little stage fright."
• (Jesse McCartney) "I thought my heart was gonna explode."
• (Justin Long) "We're not performing monkeys, Dave. Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?"
• (Jason Lee) "Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so, you owe me."
• (Jesse McCartney) "We're sorry, Dave."
• (Jason Lee) "Yeah, that helps."
• (Jason Lee) "Never mind, I'm late for work."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Ooh, ooh, can we go with you?"
• (Jason Lee) "What, so you can mess that up too? Uh-uh. You're going home."
• (Justin Long) "Can I stand on your lap and steer?"
• (Jesse McCartney) "Oh, can I at least beep the -- horn?"
• (Jesse McCartney) "Never mind."

• (Jason Lee) "Nicely done, Theodore."
• (Jason Lee) "To Dav -- let's see it says Merry Christmas, love Theodore. and i'ts got a nice picture of uh -- some pineapples?"
• (Jesse McCartney) "Those aren't pinapples, that's our family."

• (Jason Lee) "They're savings bonds. In seven years you will get to buy something really nice."
• (Justin Long) "Do you have any that you bought seven years ago?"

• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "We put a few toaster waffles aside for winter"
• (Justin Long) "And we're not sharing."
• (Jason Lee) "Guys, we're gonna have food all winter so if you start storing it, it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent - --"
• (Jason Lee) "Bad you know -- non-talking rodents around here"

• (Jason Lee) "H-How did you guys?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "We're talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do."

• (Jason Lee) "Ian, they don't want this anymore. Just let them go."
• (David Cross) "But the guy just left, you should have said something about five seconds ago."
• (David Cross) "Come back."
• (Jason Lee) "Ian, they need a real life, not all of this. Besides, they just ruined the concert. Word'll get out, and no one will come to see them."
• (David Cross) "Dave, they're chipmunks, who talk. People will come."
• (David Cross) "Guys, with me."
• (David Cross) "Whoa, whoa -- that's how we roll --"

• (Jason Lee) "Chipmunks can't talk either."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Well, our lips are moving and words are coming out."
• (Jason Lee) "This is not happening. I'm not talking to chipmunks, I'm not talking to chipmunks."
• (Justin Long) "So, how's that going for you, Dave?"
• (Jason Lee) "Uhh; uhh, how'd you know my name?"
• (Justin Long) "Oh, that one? We read your mail by accident."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "You really oughta pay that utility bill, Dave. Ever heard of a credit rating?"
• (Jesse McCartney) "What's this thing?"
• (Jason Lee) "Hey, hey -- hey, hey, turn that off."
• (Justin Long) "Sorry."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "He fell out of the tree at birth."
• (Jason Lee) "C-Can all animals talk?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Well, fish do have this type of sign language."
• (Justin Long) "Hey Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweatsocks?"
• (Justin Long) "Dave likes to wear, dirty underwear, with little hairs --"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one. He's Alvin --"
• (Justin Long) "The awesomest one --"
• (Jesse McCartney) "And I'm Theodore."
• (Jason Lee) "Oh, that's nice to meet you. Now get out of my house."
• (Jesse McCartney) "But -- we talk."
• (Jason Lee) "Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy, unnatural, somewhat evil."
• (Justin Long) "I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious."
• (Jason Lee) "Gotcha."
• (Justin Long) "Hey."
• (Jason Lee) "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."

• (Jason Lee) "Hey guys, knock it off. It's 3 in the morning."
• (Jason Lee) "Alvin."
• (Jason Lee) "Alvin."
• (Jason Lee) "ALVIN."

• (Jason Lee) "Alright, here's the deal; you guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here."
• (Justin Long) "No. Wait. Is breakfast included?"
• (Jason Lee) "I can live with that."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "What about TV privileges?"
• (Jason Lee) "Okay, but not after seven."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Eight."
• (Jason Lee) "Done. Don't tell you're animal friends, cause I don't wanna come home and find a bunch of rabbits and skunks on my couch."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Yeah, you're our only friend."
• (Jason Lee) "No, no, no, no, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Let's just start with me being your songwriter."
• (Justin Long) "Um, let me ask you, have you ever written a song before?"
• (Jason Lee) "Yup."
• (Justin Long) "And -- is that your music stuff outside?"
• (Jason Lee) "Yup."
• (Jason Lee) "Oh no."
• (Justin Long) "Hurry back."

David Cross as Ian

• (David Cross) "Dave Seville. Learn the name, look for the face. If he shows up tomorrow night, he doesn't get anywhere near my chipmunks. Got it?"
• (Jayden Lund) "Got it."

• (David Cross) "Hello? -- Hello?"
• (David Cross) "Kids."
• (Unnamed) "Christmas, Christmas time is here / Time for toys and time for cheer / We can hardly stand the wait / Please Christmas, don't be late"
• (David Cross) "Welcome to Jett Records."

• (David Cross) "Let's talk about your song, Dave."
• (Jason Lee) "Well, as crazy as it sounds, the original inspiration came to me --"
• (David Cross) "The song sucks, Dave."
• (Jason Lee) "What?"
• (David Cross) "Your song, it's awful, I hate it. Yeah, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin? Fergie? Not a chance. Come on, I need something new, something fresh --"
• (Jason Lee) "But that is new."
• (David Cross) "The next big thing. Dave, we go way back. We both come a long way since college. You, not so much. I wanted to like that song, but, you heard it -- not that good. If I wasn't your friend, I'd say, "Dave, you go right back out of this office and you keep writing music, you'll get there someday." But I am your friend, so I'm going to tell you that there is no sense in writing songs that no one is ever, ever, going to sing."
• (Jason Lee) "Ever?"

• (David Cross) "Alright people, settle in, settle in. It is a very special night tonight. Here at Jett Records we pride ourselves in bringing you tomorrow's music today. Oh, and guess what, I did it again. Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing their new hit single, give it up for Alvin, Simon, and Theodore."

• (David Cross) "You guys better study your French, because we're going to Partis tonight. OK?"

Matthew Gray Gubler as Simon

• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Hmm. He's been out for quite a while."
• (Jesse McCartney) "You guys, he's dead."
• (Justin Long) "Don't panic. Wipe everything down. I'll need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant, some latex gloves, and oregano. Go."
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming too."
• (Jason Lee) "I must be hearing things."
• (Jason Lee) "Oh, this is trippy."
• (Jesse McCartney) "Sir, are you alright?"

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