Almost Famous Quotes

Almost Famous is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Almost Famous stopped airing in 1970.

It features Cameron Crowe as producer, Nancy Wilson (rock musician) in charge of musical score, and John Toll as head of cinematography.

Almost Famous is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Almost Famous is 122 minutes long. Almost Famous is distributed by DreamWorks.

The cast includes: Philip Seymour Hoffman as Lester Bangs, Patrick Fugit as William Miller, Kate Hudson as Penny Lane, Jimmy Fallon as Dennis Hope, Billy Crudup as Russell Hammond, Frances McDormand as Elaine Miller, Zooey Deschanel as Anita Miller, Michael Angarano as Young William, Liz Stauber as Leslie, Noah Taylor as Dick Roswell, Jason Lee as Jeff Bebe, Mark Kozelek as Larry Fellows, Fairuza Balk as Sapphire, Anna Paquin as Polexia Aphrodisia, Terry Chen as Ben Fong-Torres, John Fedevich as Ed, Bijou Phillips as Estrella Starr, and Jay Baruchel as Vic Munoz.

Almost Famous Quotes

Frances McDormand as Elaine Miller

• (Frances McDormand) "Your Dad was so proud of you. He knew you were a predominantly accelerated child."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "What about me?"
• (Frances McDormand) "You are rebellious and ungrateful of my love."

• (Frances McDormand) "You've been kissing."

• (Frances McDormand) "Adolescence is a marketing tool."

• (Frances McDormand) "In Carl Jung's opinion, we all have a sixth sense; intuition. When you meet someone and you suddenly feel like you can't live without them. This could be the memory of a past love from the collective unconscious. Or it could just be hormones."

• (Frances McDormand) "Don't take drugs."

• (Frances McDormand) "Keep the small bills on the outside and call me if anyone gets drunk."
• (Patrick Fugit) "I will call you if anyone anywhere gets drunk."

• (Frances McDormand) "Rock stars have kidnapped my son."

• (Frances McDormand) "Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper."

• (Frances McDormand) "May I speak with William, please?"
• (Fairuza Balk) "He's not here. He's down in the bar with the band. They just got back from the radio station. Is this Maryann with the pot? -- Hello?"
• (Frances McDormand) "No, this is not Maryann with the pot. This is Elaine. His mother. Could you please give him a message for me? Could you tell him to call home immediately? And could you also tell him; I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON."
• (Fairuza Balk) "All right. But I'm just going to say this, and I'm going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. 'Cause I know men, and I'll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let's just pause and appreciate a man like that. I mean, you created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, he's having a great time, he's doing a good job, and don't worry; he's still a virgin. And we're all looking out for him. And that's more than I've ever even said to my own parents, so there you go -- This is the maid speaking, by the way."

• (Frances McDormand) "I can't believe you wanna be Atticus Finch. Oh, that makes me feel so good."
• (Michael Angarano) "I like him."

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Lester Bangs

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Iggy Pop."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Amen."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Don't let those swill merchants rewrite you."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "So, you're the one who's been sending me those articles from your school newspaper."
• (Patrick Fugit) "I've been doing some stuff for a local underground paper, too."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "What, are you like the star of your school?"
• (Patrick Fugit) "They hate me."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong."
• (Patrick Fugit) "Well, it was fun."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Because they make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not cool."
• (Patrick Fugit) "I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn't."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter."
• (Patrick Fugit) "I can really see that now."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love -- and let's face it, you got a big head start."
• (Patrick Fugit) "I'm glad you were home."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "I'm always home. I'm uncool."
• (Patrick Fugit) "Me too."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
• (Patrick Fugit) "I feel better."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "What are you listening to?"
• (Patrick Fugit) "Stillwater."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Stillwater?"
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "f***ing kid's doing drugs."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "You like Lou Reed?"
• (Patrick Fugit) "The early stuff. In his new stuff he's trying to be Bowie, but he should just be himself."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Music, you now, true music; not just rock n roll; it chooses you. It live in your car, or alone listening to your headphones, you know, with the cast scenic bridges and angelic choirs in your brain. It's a place apart from the vast, benign lap of America."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "So, you're talking to Ben Fong-Torres, right? Here's what you do. Tell him it's a think piece about a mid level band struggling with their own limitations in the harsh face of stardom."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "He'll wet himself."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "You CANNOT make friends with the rock stars. That's what's important. If you're a rock journalist; first, you will never get paid much. But you will get free records from the record company. And they'll buy you drinks, you'll meet girls, they'll try to fly you places for free, offer you drugs -- I know. It sounds great. But they are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories about the genius of the rock stars, and they will ruin rock and roll and strangle everything we love about it."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "The Doors? Jim Morrison? He's a drunken buffoon posing as a poet."
• (Alice Wisdom) "I like The Doors."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Give me The Guess Who. They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them poetic."

Mark Kozelek as Larry Fellows

• (Mark Kozelek) "Finally the truth."

• (Mark Kozelek) "He just told us we're gonna die."

Patrick Fugit as William Miller

• (Patrick Fugit) "Russell. Jeff. Ed. Larry. I really love your band. I think the song "Fever Dog" is a big step forward for you guys. I think you guys producing it yourselves, instead of Glyn Johns, was the right thing to do. And the guitar sound -- is incindiary. Incendiary. Way to go."
• (Billy Crudup) "Well, don't stop there."
• (Jason Lee) "Yeah, come back here. I'm incendiary, too, man."

• (Patrick Fugit) "I love you. And I'm about to boldly go where -- many men have gone before."

• (Patrick Fugit) "When and where does this "real world" occur?"

• (Patrick Fugit) "Do you have to be depressed to write a sad song? Do you have to be in love to write a love song? Is a song better when it really happened to you? Like "Love Thing," where did you write that and who was it about?"
• (Billy Crudup) "When did you get so professional?"

• (Patrick Fugit) "What about your mom?"
• (Kate Hudson) "She always said, "Marry up. Marry someone grand". And that's why she named me "Lady"."
• (Patrick Fugit) "She named you "Lady?""
• (Kate Hudson) "Lady Goodman."

• (Patrick Fugit) "I kept thinking I was gonna go home the next day."
• (Noah Taylor) "Yeah. So did I -- fifteen years ago."

• (Patrick Fugit) "So Russell -- what do you love about music?"
• (Billy Crudup) "To begin with, everything."

• (Patrick Fugit) "Dick, I got him. He's okay. He is on acid, though."
• (Patrick Fugit) "I can't really tell. How do you know when it's kicked in?"

• (Patrick Fugit) "You said we were going to go to Morocco. There is no Morocco. There's never been a Morocco. There's not even a Penny Lane. I don't even know your real name."

• (Patrick Fugit) "I have to go home."
• (Kate Hudson) "You are home."

• (Patrick Fugit) "Don't you have any regular friends?"
• (Kate Hudson) "Famous people are just more interesting."

• (Patrick Fugit) "Please don't give him any more acid."

Zooey Deschanel as Anita Miller

• (Zooey Deschanel) "First it was butter then it was sugar and white flour, bacon, eggs, balogna, rock 'n roll, motorcycles. Then. It was celebrating Christmas on a day in September when you knew it wouldn't be commercialized. What else are you gonna ban?"
• (Frances McDormand) "Honey, you want to rebel against knowledge, I'm trying to give you the cliffnotes on how to live life in this world."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "We're like nobody else I know."
• (Frances McDormand) "I am a college professor. Why can't I teach my own kids? Use me."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Darryl says that you use knowledge to keep me down. He says that I'm a "Yes" person and you are trying to raise us in a "No" environment."
• (Frances McDormand) "Well, clearly "No" is a word Darryl doesn't hear much."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "I can't live here. I hate you. Even William hates you."
• (Michael Angarano) "I don't hate her."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "You do hate her. You don't even know the truth."
• (Frances McDormand) "Dramaqueen."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Feck you."
• (Frances McDormand) "Hey."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "This is a house of lies."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "One day you'll be cool. Look under your bed, it'll set you free."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "You look awful, but it's great. You're living your life. You're free of Mom."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Hey, I'll take off work. Let's have an adventure together; you and me; finally. Anywhere you wanna go, anywhere in the world."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "This is not my idea of a good time."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "All the kids make fun of him. They call him the Narc behind his back."
• (Frances McDormand) "What's a narc?"
• (Zooey Deschanel) "It's a narcotics officer."
• (Frances McDormand) "Well, what's wrong with THAT?"

• (Zooey Deschanel) "This song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "Listen to Tommy with a candle burning, and you'll see your entire future."

Jay Baruchel as Vic Munoz

• (Jay Baruchel) "Mr Robert Plant, he signed-signed my t-shirt five minutes ago. Please don't smear it. Oh, dear God. Please don't smear it. But five minutes ago, he touched this pen. He touched this pen."

Jason Lee as Jeff Bebe

• (Jason Lee) "He was never a person, he was a journalist."

• (Jason Lee) "And I also slept with Leslie."
• (Billy Crudup) "You slept with Jeff?"
• (Liz Stauber) "Yeah, but it didn't COUNT. It was the summer we decided to be free of all rules."

• (Jason Lee) "It's okay. I'm easy to forget. Just leave me behind. I'm only the f***ing lead singer."

• (Jason Lee) "I can't say anymore with the writer here."
• (Billy Crudup) "No, no, no. You can trust him, you can say whatever you want."
• (Jason Lee) "I work just as hard or harder than anybody on that stage. You know what I do? I connect. I get people off. I look for the guy who isn't getting off, and I make him get off."
• (Jason Lee) "Actually, that you can print."

• (Jason Lee) ""Rock 'n' roll can save the world"? "The chicks are great"? I sound like a dick."
• (Billy Crudup) "You are a dick."

• (Jason Lee) "Some people have a hard time explaining rock 'n' roll. I don't think anyone can really explain rock 'n' roll. Maybe Pete Townshend, but that's okay. Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking -- and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, "Here I am -- and f*** you if you can't understand me." And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock 'n' roll can save the world -- all of us together. And the chicks are great. But what it all comes down to is that thing. The indefinable thing when people catch something in your music."

• (Jason Lee) "It's like you saying you like "Fever Dog"; That is the f***ing buzz."

• (Jason Lee) "Doris is the soul of this band."

• (Jason Lee) "We have got to control what's happening. There's a responsibility here."
• (Billy Crudup) "Excuse me, but didn't we all get into this to avoid responsibility?"

• (Jason Lee) "Your looks have become a problem."

• (Jason Lee) "Is it that hard to make us look cool?"

Noah Taylor as Dick Roswell

• (Noah Taylor) "Everyone says it's so glamorous out here."

Jimmy Fallon as Dennis Hope

• (Jimmy Fallon) "If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken."

• (Jimmy Fallon) "I didn't invent the rainy day, man. I just own the best umbrella."

• (Jimmy Fallon) "I once hit a man in Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and just kept on going. I don't know if he's alive or dead -- but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face."

Billy Crudup as Russell Hammond

• (Billy Crudup) "Oh, my God. Holy s***. f***. I grew up with that lampshade. I love this kitchen. I f***ing love this kitchen."

• (Billy Crudup) "So -- This is where the enemy sleeps."

• (Billy Crudup) "They say you're dangerous. You see everything. Most people -- are just waitin' to talk, but you listen."

• (Billy Crudup) "I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to."

• (Billy Crudup) "You know, I think we both wanted to, uh, to be with her. I guess she wanted us to be together."

• (Billy Crudup) "From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all I'm interested in."

• (Billy Crudup) "Write what you want."

• (Topeka Kid) "You're Russell from Stillwater."
• (Billy Crudup) "Well, yeah, on my better days, I am Russell from Stillwater."

• (Billy Crudup) "Don't worry, no one's getting hurt here. She knows Leslie's coming to New York tomorrow. This is the circus, everybody's trying not to go home. Stop looking at me like that."

• (Billy Crudup) "Look at him, he's taking notes with his eyes."
• (Billy Crudup) "How do we know you're not a cop, huh? The enemy. Stop f***ing looking at me."
• (Noah Taylor) "He's your guardian angel, alright?"
• (Noah Taylor) "Don't worry, he only means half of what he says."
• (Patrick Fugit) "Which half?"

• (Billy Crudup) "I slept with Marna, Dick."
• (Jason Lee) "I did too."
• (Mark Kozelek) "I waited until you broke up with her, but me too."

• (Billy Crudup) "Do you give a s*** about a t-shirt?"
• (Mark Kozelek) "I'm just hungry man; let's just go out and find some barbeque or something."

• (Billy Crudup) "Get the enemy."

• (Billy Crudup) "Your mom kind of freaked me out."
• (Patrick Fugit) "She means well."

• (Billy Crudup) "Hey, mom. It's Russell Hammond. I play guitar in Stillwater. Hey, how does it feel to be the mother of the greatest rock journalist we've met? Hello? Hello? Look, you've got a really great kid here. There's nothing to worry about. We're taking good care of him, and you should come to the show sometime; join the circus --"
• (Frances McDormand) "Hey, hey, listen to me, mister. You're charm doen't work on me; I'm on to you. Of course you like him --"
• (Billy Crudup) "Well, yeah --"
• (Frances McDormand) "He worships you people. And that's fine by you as long as he helps make you rich."
• (Billy Crudup) "Rich? I don't think so --"
• (Frances McDormand) "Listen to me. He's a smart, good-hearted fifteen year old kid with infinite potential."
• (Frances McDormand) "This is not some apron-wearing mother you're speaking with; I know all about your valhalla of decadence and I shouldn't have let him go. He's not ready for your world of compromised values and diminished brain cells that you throw away like confetti. Am I speaking to you clearly?"
• (Billy Crudup) "Yes; yes, ma'am --"
• (Frances McDormand) "If you break his spirit, harm him in any way, keep him from his chosen profession which is law; something you may not value, but I do; you will meet the voice on the other end of this telephone and it will not be pretty. Do we understand each other?"
• (Billy Crudup) "Uh, yes, ma'am --"
• (Frances McDormand) "I didn't ask for this role, but I'll play it. Now go do your best. Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid. Goethe said that. It's not too late for you to become a person of substance, Russell. Please get my son home safely. You know, I'm glad we spoke."

• (Billy Crudup) "I hurt the flower."

• (Billy Crudup) "If something should happen -- maybe I never said this enough. I love all of you."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "I once hit a man in Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and just kept on going. I don't know if he's alive or dead -- but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face."
• (Liz Stauber) "Oh my God."
• (Noah Taylor) "Look, I love you all too. You're like a family to me. Especially since Marna left me. And listen, fellas -- I just want you to know, if I took an extra dollar or two here and there -- it's because I knew I'd earned it."
• (Billy Crudup) "Yeah. I slept with Marna, Dick."
• (Jason Lee) "I did too."
• (Mark Kozelek) "I waited until you broke up with her, Dick. But me too."
• (Jason Lee) "I also slept with Leslie, when you were fighting."
• (Billy Crudup) "You slept with Jeff?"
• (Liz Stauber) "Yeah, but it didn't count. It was the summer we decided to be free of all rules."
• (Billy Crudup) "And you say you love me."
• (Jason Lee) "I don't love you, man. I never did. None of us love you. You act above us. You always have."
• (Mark Kozelek) "Finally, the truth."
• (Jason Lee) "You just held it over us, like you might leave. Like we're lucky to be with you. And we had to live with it, man. I had to live with you, and now I might die with you, and it's not f***ing fair."
• (Billy Crudup) "Please, enough."
• (Jason Lee) "And I'm still in love with you, Leslie."
• (Liz Stauber) "Oh, I don't wanna hear any more. Shut up, Jeffrey."
• (Noah Taylor) "It's all happening."
• (Billy Crudup) "What the f***. Whatever happens, Bebe, you're dead."
• (Jason Lee) "Don't be self-righteous, Russell. Not now, man. You were sleeping with Penny, that f***ing groupie, last summer up until yesterday. Why don't you tell Leslie that?"
• (Billy Crudup) "Shut up."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "I quit."
• (Billy Crudup) "I'm gonna kill you."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "I quit."
• (Patrick Fugit) ""That groupie"? She was a Band-Aid. All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you. You used her and threw her away. She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you're always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away. And if you can't see that, that's your biggest problem. And I love her. I love her."

• (Billy Crudup) "I am a golden god."

• (Billy Crudup) "Can we just skip the vibe, and go straight to us laughing about this?"
• (Jason Lee) "Yeah, okay."
• (Billy Crudup) "Because I can see by your face you want to get into it."
• (Jason Lee) "How can you tell? I'm just one of the out-of-focus guys."

• (Billy Crudup) "You, Aaron, are what it's all about. You're real. Your room is real. Your friends are real. Real, man, real. You know? Real. You're more important than all the silly machinery. Silly machinery. And you know it. In eleven years its going to be 1984, man. Think about that."
• (Aaron) "Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake?"
• (Billy Crudup) "Yes."

• (Billy Crudup) "Doris, we miss you."

• (Billy Crudup) "I'm never as good as when you're there."

• (Billy Crudup) "it doesn't sound like music anymore, you know, it sounds like -- lifestyle maintenance, or something."

• (Billy Crudup) "And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were -- I'm on drugs."
• (Patrick Fugit) "Russell. I think we should work on those last words."
• (Billy Crudup) "I got it, I got it. Last words: I dig music. I'm on drugs."

Kate Hudson as Penny Lane

• (Kate Hudson) "Morocco. A seat by the window, please."

• (Kate Hudson) "I've made a decision, I'm gonna live in Morocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Do you wanna come?"
• (Patrick Fugit) "Yes. Yeah."
• (Kate Hudson) "Are you sure?"
• (Patrick Fugit) "Ask me again."
• (Kate Hudson) "Do you wanna come?"
• (Patrick Fugit) "Yes. Yes."

• (Kate Hudson) "Call me if you need a rescue, we live in the same city."
• (Patrick Fugit) "Sometimes I think I live in a different world."

• (Kate Hudson) "We are not Groupies. Groupies sleep with rockstars because they want to be near someone famous. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids."

• (Kate Hudson) "How old are you?"
• (Patrick Fugit) "Eighteen."
• (Kate Hudson) "Me too. How old are we really?"
• (Patrick Fugit) "Seventeen."
• (Kate Hudson) "Me too."
• (Patrick Fugit) "Actually, I'm sixteen."
• (Kate Hudson) "Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different."
• (Patrick Fugit) "I'm fifteen."

• (Kate Hudson) "You're too sweet for rock and roll."
• (Patrick Fugit) "Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and pissed off. And I could be very dangerous to all of you. You should know that about me -- I am the enemy."

• (Kate Hudson) "This is Beth from Denver. She's one of the legendary, original Band Aids; she's clairvoyant."
• (Beth from Denver) "I can't read your mind or anything. I mean, I pick up things here and there. Estrella says hi; She says I can stay in your room."
• (Patrick Fugit) "Sure."
• (Beth from Denver) "Great. I've got some -- hydroponic pot."

• (Kate Hudson) "Vic is a Zeppelin fan."
• (Patrick Fugit) "I picked that up."
• (Kate Hudson) "He tours with them, but not, you know, with them."

• (Kate Hudson) "Hey, when we go to Morocco -- I think we should wear completely different clothes -- and be completely different people."
• (Patrick Fugit) "What will our names be?"

Bijou Phillips as Estrella Starr

• (Bijou Phillips) "Simon Kirke from Bad Company is by the pool."

• (Bijou Phillips) "She used to run a school for Band-Aids."

• (Bijou Phillips) "This is Penny Lane, man, show some respect."

• (Bijou Phillips) "She Changed everything. She was the one that said "No more sex. No more exploiting our bodies and hearts." Just blow-jobs, and that's it."

• (Bijou Phillips) "Who are you with?"
• (Patrick Fugit) "Me? I'm with myself."
• (Bijou Phillips) "No, who are you with; what band?"

Fairuza Balk as Sapphire

• (Fairuza Balk) "Opie must die."

• (Fairuza Balk) "William? I forgot to tell you. Your mom called. She says you gotta call home immediately. And she says to tell you, ''I know what's going on.''"

• (Fairuza Balk) "Let's deflower the kid."

• (Fairuza Balk) "They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts."

• (Fairuza Balk) "Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak."

• (Fairuza Balk) "Does anybody remember laughter?"

Anna Paquin as Polexia Aphrodisia

• (Anna Paquin) "Do you have any pot?"
• (Patrick Fugit) "No. I'm a journalist."
• (Anna Paquin) "Well, go do your job then. You're on the road, man. It's all happening. Get in there. Go talk to 'em."

• (Anna Paquin) "Act One, in which she pretends she doesn't care about him."
• (Anna Paquin) "Act Two, in which he pretends he doesn't care her, but he goes right for her."
• (Anna Paquin) "Act Three, in which it all plays out the way she planned it. She'll eat him alive."
• (Patrick Fugit) "We gotta stop them."
• (Anna Paquin) "Stop them? You -- were her reason for coming here."

• (Anna Paquin) "Forgive me father, for I may sin tonight."

• (Anna Paquin) "Let's deflower the kid."

• (Anna Paquin) "Don't go anywhere, Opie."

Terry Chen as Ben Fong-Torres

• (Terry Chen) "You're not there to party. We've already got one Hunter Thompson."

• (Terry Chen) ""I'm flying high over Tupelo, Mississippi -- with America's hottest band -- and we're all about to die."; Dark, lively."

• (Terry Chen) "There's a mojo at the "Daily News" they'll let us use."
• (Patrick Fugit) "A "mojo"?"
• (Terry Chen) "A mojo. It's a very modern machine that transmits pages over the telephone. It only takes 18 minutes a page."

Michael Angarano as Young William

• (Michael Angarano) "Mom, tell me more about Livia."
• (Frances McDormand) "She killed everybody so her son Tiberius could inherit the throne; just like Nixon."

John Fedevich as Ed

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