Alligator Man Quotes

Alligator Man is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Alligator Man completed its run in 1970.

Alligator Man Quotes

• (Darius) "Hey, uh -- I would say nice to meet you, but I don't believe in time as a concept, so -- I'll just say we always met."

• (Darius) "How's your parents?"
• (Earnest 'Earn' Marks) "Good. Good. They're driving to Florida right now to visit my uncle who's dying."
• (Darius) "Oh, Florida, huh? Better make sure to tell them to watch out for Florida Man."
• (Earnest 'Earn' Marks) "What's Florida man?"
• (Darius) "Florida Man is responsible for a large percentage of abnormal incidents that occur in Florida. Think of him as an alt-right Johnny Appleseed. No one knows his true identity, date of birth, what he looks like. That's why headlines always say, "Florida Man". "Florida Man shoots unarmed Black teenager." "Florida Man bursts into ex's delivery room and fights new boyfriend as she's giving birth." "Florida Man steals a car and goes to Checkers." "Florida Man beats a flamingo to death." "Florida Man found eating another man's face.""
• (Earnest 'Earn' Marks) "No. No."

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