Alice in Wonderland (2010 film) Quotes

Alice in Wonderland (2010 film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Alice in Wonderland ended in 1970.

It features Richard D. Zanuck; Joe Roth; Suzanne Todd; Jennifer Todd as producer, Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and Dariusz Wolski as head of cinematography.

Alice in Wonderland (2010 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Alice in Wonderland (2010 film) is 108 minutes long. Alice in Wonderland (2010 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

Alice in Wonderland (2010 film) Quotes

• (The Red Queen) "And what is this?"
• (White Rabbit) "It's a who, majesty. This is -- um --"
• (The Red Queen) "'Um'?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "From Umbridge."
• (The Red Queen) "What happened to your clothes?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So, I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like."
• (The Red Queen) "My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl."

• (Alice Kingsley) "I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot."

• (The Mad Hatter) "Down with the bloody Red Queen."

• (Lord Ascot) "Charles, you have lost your senses? This picture is impossible."
• (Charles Kingsleigh) "Precisely. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe it's possible."

• (The Mad Hatter) "Have I gone mad?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."

• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "We're looking for the girl called Alice."
• (The Mad Hatter) "Speaking of the Queen, here's a little song we used to sing in her honor:"
• (The March Hare) ""Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you're at. Up -- ""
• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "If you're hiding her you'll lose your heads."
• (The Mad Hatter) "Already lost them. All together now."
• (The March Hare) ""Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle -- ""

• (Alice Kingsley) "Aunt Imogene, I think I'm going mad. I keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat."
• (Aunt Imogene) "Can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now. I'm waiting for my fiance."
• (Alice Kingsley) "You have a fiance?"
• (Aunt Imogene) "Hmm."
• (Alice Kingsley) "There. Did you see it?"
• (Aunt Imogene) "He's a prince. But alas, he cannot marry me unless he renounces his throne. It's tragic, isn't it?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "Very."

• (Alice Kingsley) "Off-with-your-head."

• (The Mad Hatter) "You used to be much more -- "muchier." You've lost your muchness."

• (Blue Caterpillar) "You're almost Alice."

• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "If you're hiding her, you will lose your heads."
• (The Mad Hatter) "Already lost them."

• (Alice Kingsley) "Hello, Absolem."

• (The Mad Hatter) "You could stay."
• (Alice Kingsley) "What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea."
• (Alice Kingsley) "-- But I can't."

• (Alice Kingsley) "Off with your head."

• (The Red Queen) "Where is Alice?"
• (The Mad Hatter) "I've been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice."
• (The Red Queen) "Well, we're looking for an A word right now. Where is Alice?"

• (The Red Queen) "She's slain my Jabber-baby-wocky?"

• (Jabberwocky) "So my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again."
• (Alice Kingsley) "We've never met."
• (Jabberwocky) "Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one."
• (Alice Kingsley) "Alright, that's enough chatter."

• (The Mad Hatter) "Rise up against the bloody red queen."
• (Tweedledum) "Down with the bloody big head."

• (The Red Queen) "You're right, Stayne. It is far better to be feared than loved."

• (The Mad Hatter) "I'm investigating things that begin with the letter M."

• (Blue Caterpillar) "Who are you?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "Absolem?"
• (Blue Caterpillar) "You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. Stupid girl."

• (Dormouse) "I'm right behind you."

• (Alice Kingsley) "Enough chatter."

• (Dodo Bird) "You'd think she'd remember all of this from the first time."

• (The Red Queen) "I need a pig here."
• (The Red Queen) "I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet."

• (Alice Kingsley) "I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky."

• (Alice Kingsley) "Lost my muchness, have I?"

• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction."

• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "Um forced herself on me. I told her my heart belongs to you-she's obsessed with me."

• (Alice Kingsley) "How's this for muchness?"

• (The Mad Hatter) "You have a regrettably large head. I would very much like to hat it."

• (Alice Kingsley) "From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told where I must go and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is my dream. I'll decide where it goes from here."

• (Alice Kingsley) "This is impossible."
• (The Mad Hatter) "Only if you believe it is."

• (Alice Kingsley) "Is the March Hare here?"
• (The March Hare) "You're late for your soup you we buzzem. You're late for your soup."
• (Alice Kingsley) "Could use some salt."
• (The March Hare) "Come here, you."

• (Cheshire Cat) "It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws."
• (Alice Kingsley) "I've never stopped dreaming."
• (Cheshire Cat) "What did that to you?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "Bander who -- the bander --"
• (Cheshire Cat) "The Bandersnatch?"
• (Cheshire Cat) "Well, I'd better have a look."
• (Alice Kingsley) "What are you doing?"
• (Cheshire Cat) "It needs to be purified by someone with evaporting skills, or it will fester and putrefy."
• (Alice Kingsley) "I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up."
• (Cheshire Cat) "At least let me bind it for you?"
• (Cheshire Cat) "What do you call yourself?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "Alice."
• (Cheshire Cat) "The Alice?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "There's been some debate about that."
• (Cheshire Cat) "I never get involved in politics."

• (The Red Queen) "Someone has stolen three of my tarts."

• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "Alice -- Of course, why didn't I see it? Well, it has been a long time and you were such a little tyke then."

• (Alice Kingsley) "Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
• (The Mad Hatter) "That is an excellent practice."

• (Alice Kingsley) "It's only a dream --"

• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "Alice has escaped."
• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "On the Bandersnatch."
• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "With the Vorpal Sword."

• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "Well, if it isn't my favorite trio -- of lunatics."

• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "You're all mad."
• (The March Hare) "Thanks very much."

• (The March Hare) "You're all late for tea."

• (Alice Kingsley) "Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
• (The Mad Hatter) "That is an excellent practice."
• (Alice Kingsley) "Six impossible things. Count them Alice. One. There's a potion that can make you shrink. Two. And a cake that can make you grow. Three. Animals can talk. Four, Alice. Cats can disappear. Five. There's a place called Wonderland. Six. I can slay the Jabberwocky."

• (Lady Ascot) "Do you know what I fear most?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "The decline of the aristocracy?"
• (Lady Ascot) "Ugly grandchildren."

• (The Mad Hatter) "Why is it you're always too small or too tall?"

• (The Mad Hatter) "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe."
• (Alice Kingsley) "Sorry, what was that?"
• (The Mad Hatter) "What was what?"
• (The Mad Hatter) "The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand The vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. Its all about you, you know"
• (Alice Kingsley) "I'm not slaying anything. I don't slay, so put it out of your mind"
• (The Mad Hatter) "-- Mind?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "Wait. You Cant leave me here."
• (The Mad Hatter) "You don't slay? Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done? You don't slay."
• (Alice Kingsley) "I couldn't if i wanted to."
• (The Mad Hatter) "You're not the same as you were before You were much more -- "muchier" You've lost your "muchness""
• (Alice Kingsley) "My "muchness"?"
• (The Mad Hatter) "In there."

• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "And who is this lovely creature?"
• (The Red Queen) "Um, my new favourite."
• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "What is your name?"
• (The Red Queen) "Um."
• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "I believe your name has slipped the Queen's mind."
• (The Red Queen) "Her name is Um, IDIOT."

• (The Red Queen) "Where's your champion, Sister?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "Here."

• (The Red Queen) "Ilosovic Stayne, you Knave. Where have you been lurking?"
• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "Majesty, I have found -- the Oraculum."
• (The Red Queen) "Is that it? Seems so ordinary for an oracle."
• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "Look here, on the Frabjous Day."
• (The Red Queen) "I'd know that tangled mess of hair anywhere. Is it Alice?"
• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "I believe it is."
• (The Red Queen) "What's she doing to my darling Jabberwocky?"
• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "She appears to be slaying it."
• (The Red Queen) "She killed my Jabberbabywocky?"
• (Stayne - Knave of Hearts) "Not yet, but it will happen if we don't stop her."

• (The Mad Hatter) "When that day comes I shall futterwacken -- vigorously."

• (The Mad Hatter) "Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?"

• (Blue Caterpillar) "I can't help you if you don't even know who you are, stupid girl."

• (Cheshire Cat) "Who are you?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "I'm Alice."
• (Cheshire Cat) "The Alice?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "There's some debate about that."

• (White Rabbit) "Well. If it isn't the wrong Alice."

• (The Mad Hatter) "There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter."
• (The Mad Hatter) "Which luckily I am."

• (White Queen) "Because when you step out to face that creature, you will step out on your own."

• (The March Hare) "Twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle --"

• (The March Hare) "Spoon."

• (Alice Kingsley) "I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion."
• (Alice Kingsley) "I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it."
• (Alice Kingsley) "You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely."
• (Alice Kingsley) "There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions."
• (Alice Kingsley) "I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones."
• (Alice Kingsley) "Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do with my life."
• (Alice Kingsley) "You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream."
• (Lord Ascot) "You've left me out."
• (Alice Kingsley) "No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to discuss."
• (Lord Ascot) "Shall we speak in the study?"
• (Alice Kingsley) "Oh. And one more thing."

• (Cheshire Cat) "All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea."

• (The Red Queen) "Never mind him. He's mad."

• (The Mad Hatter) "What is the hatter with me?"

• (Cheshire Cat) "Goodbye, sweet hat."

• (White Queen) "Alice, you cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours, because when you step out to face that creature, you will step out alone."

• (White Queen) "You're a little taller than I thought you'd be."

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