Alice in Wonderland (1951 film) Quotes

Alice in Wonderland (1951 film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Alice in Wonderland completed its run in 1970.

It features Walt Disney as producer, and Oliver Wallace in charge of musical score.

Alice in Wonderland (1951 film) is distributed by RKO Pictures.

The cast includes: Kathryn Beaumont as Alice, J. Pat O'Malley as Walrus, Norma Zimmer as The Rose, and Larry Grey as Bill.

Alice in Wonderland (1951 film) Quotes

Kathryn Beaumont as Alice

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Curiouser and curiouser."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Well, it all started when I was sitting on the river bank with Dinah."
• (March Hare) "Very interesting; Who's Dinah?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Oh, Dinah's my cat. You see --"
• (Dormouse) "Cat? CAT."

• (Mad Hatter) "Would you like a little more tea?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more."
• (March Hare) "Ah, you mean you can't very well take less."
• (Mad Hatter) "Yes. You can always take more than nothing."

• (Cheshire Cat) "All ways here you see, are the QUEEN'S WAYS."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "But I've never met any queen."
• (Cheshire Cat) "You haven't? You ha-VEN'T? Oh, but you must. She'll be mad about you, simply mad."
• (Cheshire Cat) "The mome raths outgrabe --"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Please, please. H-How can I find her?"
• (Cheshire Cat) "Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the short-cut."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Better look first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Painting the roses red --"
• (Card Painter) "We're painting the roses red. Don't tell the Queen what you have seen or say that's what we said, but we're painting the roses red."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Yes, painting the roses red."
• (Card Painter) "Not pink."
• (Card Painter) "Not green."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Not aquamarine."
• (Card Painter) "We're painting the roses red."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "I was sitting on the riverbank with uh -- with you know who --"
• (Mad Hatter) "I DO?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "I mean my C-A-T."
• (Mad Hatter) "Teeeea?"
• (March Hare) "Just half a cup, if you don't mind."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Curiosity often leads to trouble."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life."

• (Cheshire Cat) "You know? We could make her really angry. Shall we try?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Oh, no, no."
• (Cheshire Cat) "Oh, but it's loads of fun."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Oh, but that's nonsense. Flowers can't talk."
• (Norma Zimmer) "But of course we can talk, my dear."
• (Unnamed) "If there's anyone around worth talking to."
• (Unnamed) "Or about."

• (Mad Hatter) "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Riddles? Now let me see -- why is a raven like a writing desk?"
• (Mad Hatter) "I beg your pardon?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
• (Mad Hatter) "Why is a what?"
• (March Hare) "Careful, she's stark ravin' mad."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "But it's your silly riddle. You just said --"
• (Mad Hatter) "Easy, don't get excited."
• (March Hare) "How about a nice cup of tea?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) ""Have a cup of tea," indeed. Well I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand."
• (March Hare) "It's very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait -- An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you;"
• (March Hare) "She doesn't know what an unbirthday is."

• (Alice's sister) "" -- leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him: and even Stigand -- " Alice."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Hmm? Oh, I'm listening."
• (Alice's sister) ""And even Stigand, the archbishop of Canterbury, agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown. William's conduct at first was moderate.""

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time."
• (March Hare) "The time. The time. Who's got the time?"

• (Queen of Hearts) "Now, where do you come from?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Well, I'm trying to find my way home --"
• (Queen of Hearts) "Your way? All ways here are my ways."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Yes, I know, but I was just thinking --"
• (Queen of Hearts) "Curtsy while you're thinking. It saves time."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Yes, Your Majesty, but I just wanted to ask you --"
• (Queen of Hearts) "I'll ask the questions. Do you play croquet?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Why, yes, Your Majesty."
• (Queen of Hearts) "Then let the game begin."

• (Unnamed) "What kind of a garden do you come from?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Oh, I don't come from any garden."
• (Unnamed) "Do you suppose she's a wildflower?"

• (Caterpillar) "Who -- are -- you?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "I- I hardly know, sir. I've changed so many times since this morning, you see --"
• (Caterpillar) "No, I do not 'C.' Explain yourself."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "I'm afraid I can't explain myself sir, because I'm not myself, you know."
• (Caterpillar) "I do not know."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Well, I can't put it any more clearly, sir, for it isn't clear to me."
• (Caterpillar) "You? Who ARE you?"

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you. Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "I simply must get through."
• (Doorknob) "Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "You mean impossible?"
• (Doorknob) "No, impassible. Nothing's impossible."

• (Cheshire Cat) "If I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "The Mad Hatter? Oh, no no no --"
• (Cheshire Cat) "Or, you could ask the March Hare, in that direction."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Oh, thank you. I think I'll see him --"
• (Cheshire Cat) "Of course, he's mad, too."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "But I don't want to go among mad people."
• (Cheshire Cat) "Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here."
• (Cheshire Cat) "You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Well?"
• (Caterpillar) "Keep your temper."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Is that all?"
• (Caterpillar) "No. "Exaketededly" what is your problem?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Well its exak -- exact -- Its precisely this. I should like to be a little larger, sir."
• (Caterpillar) "Why?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Well, after all, three inches is such a wretched height, and --"
• (Caterpillar) "I am "exaketededly" three inches high, and it is a very good height, in- deed."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "But I'm not used to it. And you needn't -- shout."

• (Mad Hatter) "Ah thank goodness. Those are the things that upset me."
• (March Hare) "See all the trouble you started?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "But I didn't think --"
• (March Hare) "Ah, that's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk."

• (Dodo) "I say, you'll never get dry that way."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Get dry?"
• (Dodo) "Have to run with the others. First rule of a caucus race, you know."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "And as for you -- Your Majesty. Your Majesty indeed. Why, you're not a queen,"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "But just a; a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty --."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Tyrant."
• (Queen of Hearts) "And uh, just what were you saying, my dear?"
• (Cheshire Cat) "Why, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant."

• (King of Hearts) "Rule 42: All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "I am not a mile high, and I'm not leaving."
• (Queen of Hearts) "Sorry. Rule 42, you know."

• (Alice's sister) "Alice -- Alice -- will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Hm? Oh. Oh, uh, how doth the little crocodile improve each shining tail and pour the waters of the --"
• (Alice's sister) "Alice, what are you talking about?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Oh. I'm sorry, but you see, the Caterpillar said --"
• (Alice's sister) "Caterpillar? Oh, for goodness sakes. Alice, I -- Oh, well. Come along, it's time for tea."

• (White Rabbit) "Why, Mary Ann. What are you doing out here?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Mary Ann?"
• (White Rabbit) "Don't just do something, stand there -- Uh -- no no. Go go. Go get my gloves. I'm late."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "But late for what? That's just what I --"
• (White Rabbit) "My gloves."
• (White Rabbit) "At once, do you hear."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking orders from Dinah next."

• (Kathryn Beaumont) "You can learn a lot of things from the flowers -- Huh. Seems to me they could learn a few things about manners."

• (Doorknob) "D'ooooh."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Oh. I beg your pardon --"
• (Doorknob) "Whew. Quite all right, but you did give me quite a turn."
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "You see, I was following --"
• (Doorknob) "Rather good, what? Doorknob? Turn? Since one good turn deserves another, what can I do for you?"

Norma Zimmer as The Rose

• (Norma Zimmer) "Just what species or, shall we say, genus are you, my dear?"
• (Kathryn Beaumont) "Well, I guess you would call me -- genus, humanus -- Alice."
• (Unnamed) "Ever see an alice with a blossom like that?"
• (Unnamed) "Come to think of it, did you ever see an alice?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, and did you notice her petals? What a peculiar color."
• (Unnamed) "And no fragrance."
• (Unnamed) "And just look at those stems."
• (Norma Zimmer) "Rather scrawny, I'd say."
• (Unnamed) "I think she's pretty."
• (Norma Zimmer) "Quiet, bud."

J. Pat O'Malley as Walrus

• (J. Pat O'Malley) "The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things / Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings / And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings / Calloo, Callay, come run away / With the cabbages and kings."

Larry Grey as Bill

• (White Rabbit) "We need a lazard with a liddle -- a lad -- can you help us?"
• (Larry Grey) "At your service, gov'nor."
• (Dodo) "Bill, my lad. Have you ever been down a chimney?"
• (Larry Grey) "Why, gov'nor, I've been down more chimneys --"
• (Dodo) "Excellent, excellent. Now just hop down the chimney and pull that monster out of there."
• (Larry Grey) "Righto, gov'nor -- Monster? Aaaaah."

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