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Acafellas Quotes

Acafellas is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Acafellas completed its run in 1970.

It features "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow", "This Is How We Do It", "Poison ", "Mercy ", "Bust Your Windows", "La Camisa Negra", and "I Wanna Sex You Up" in charge of musical score.

Acafellas Quotes

  • (Ken Tanaka) "Who's Josh Groban?"
  • (Sandy Ryerson) "Who is Josh Groban? Kill Yourself. He is an angel sent from heaven to deliver Platinum Records unto us. And if he were here right now I'd club you to death with his Critics' Choice Award."
  • (Rachel Berry) "We need to have a gayvention. That's gay intervention."
  • (Tina Cohen-Chang) "It's K-K-Kurt. He's lady fabulous."
  • (Mercedes Jones) "Look, just because he wears nice clothes doesn't mean he's on the down low."
  • (Rachel Berry) "He wore a corset to second period today."
  • (Finn Hudson) "What's wrong with you?"
  • (Dakota Stanley) "What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall. I feel like a woodland creature."
  • (Sandy Ryerson) "He's here. Josh Groban is here. He's in the front row -- big brown eyes and cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed."
  • (Principal Figgins) "Ah Suuuue, the dry cleaners here are just as good as the ones in Europe."
  • (Sandy Ryerson) "He's here, he's here. Josh Groban is here. Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed."
  • (Principal Figgins) "I need those parents happy. They found out we've been serving the children prison food."
  • (Sue Sylvester) "This is what we call a total disaster ladies. I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my office. I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester."
  • (Josh Groban) "Now you might be thinking why would a pop star like me come over here and talk to you? Well, let me tell you something, throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban. No. Josh Groban loves a blousy alcoholic."
  • (Mrs. Schuester) "You have to forgive me, ma'am, I'm a little bit drunk and I'm afraid I'm not making good choices right now."
  • (Mercedes Jones) "Damn Kurt. This car is fly."
  • (Kurt Hummel) "My dad got it for my sweet sixteen after I swore to stop wearing form-fitting sweaters that stop at the knee."
  • (Kurt Hummel) "What he doesn't know won't hurt him."
  • (Dakota Stanley) "Artie you're cut. You're not trying hard enough."
  • (Artie Abrams) "At what?"
  • (Dakota Stanley) "At walking."
  • (Emma Pillsbury) "They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Look at John Stamos."
  • (Terri Schuester) "It's just hamburger casserole-Look-out for bones."
  • (Finn Hudson) "But he doesn't want us to, he just doesn't have the confidence to coach us anymore. Guys are real sensitive when it comes to this kind of stuff."
  • (Rachel Berry) "And that's my fault?"
  • (Finn Hudson) "Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of "I'm sorry" cookies? I don't, just you."
  • (Sue Sylvester) "Let me get this straight. The glee club got rid of Dakota Stanley, Mr Schuester's back and they're busy at work on a new number more confident than ever."
  • (Sue Sylvester) "This is what we call a total disaster ladies. I'm going to have to ask you to smell your armpits."
  • (Sue Sylvester) "That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office. I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester."
  • (Finn Hudson) "Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of "I'm Sorry" cookies? I don't. Just you."

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