A Pair of Briefs Quotes

A Pair of Briefs is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . A Pair of Briefs completed its run in 1970.

It features Betty E. Box as producer, Norrie Paramor in charge of musical score, and Ernest Steward as head of cinematography.

A Pair of Briefs is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of A Pair of Briefs is 90 minutes long. A Pair of Briefs is distributed by J. Arthur Rank Film Distributors.

The cast includes: Ron Moody as Sidney Pudney.

A Pair of Briefs Quotes

Ron Moody as Sidney Pudney

• (Ron Moody) "What's cooking, as the monkey said to the cannibal chief."

• (Ron Moody) "Hop it, as the monkey said to the kangaroo."

• (Ron Moody) "Take a running jump at yourself, as the monkey said to the performing flea."

• (Ron Moody) "I was selling off war surplus before the war even started."

• (Ron Moody) "Dry up, as the monkey said to the leaky tap."

• (Ron Moody) "Search me, as the monkey said to his mate."

• (Ron Moody) "See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer."

• (Ron Moody) "No hard feelings, as the monkey said to the -- oh what's the use, you never laughed at my jokes anyway."

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